27 Interlude 17.5

Greetings, loves~

First of all, you'll notice something strange. Indeed, the final message is the prehistory message!? Well, yes. This is not just a message, but a warning.

First of all, I hope you enjoy it if you're going to read it~ Second of all, this is not really relevant to the plot almost at all. At most, it's bonding between the protags. And third... Well, this is the lewdest thing you'll see in the whole saga till now.

It's not a lemon, or anything sexual, etc, but it is what is known as lime. That is to say... Well, there's yuri~ But no sexual relations. Just yuri and a lot of bonding~

And well, a little surprise (Joke) at the very end~

If you don't want to read it, you're more than welcome to ignore it. This officially marks the end of arc 4, but because it doesn't make sense to put it at the beginning of arc 5. You have been warned. Proceed if you wish, and well, there will be a post-history message as always~

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The sound of waves against the shore... The scent of sea salt accompanied by the warm sensation of sand as soft as flour...

Dont-Say-My-Name, surely the most powerful being in terms of pure damage in the entire world, savored these sensations to the fullest, feeling the warm sun against her marvelous pale body.

For a Demon Queen like her, even direct exposure to the real Sun for a lifetime would do nothing to affect her, so she had no need to worry about skin cancer or sunburn. She could swim and sleep in pure magma and emerge as if she had taken a cold shower.

But now, she enjoyed what she had never been able to before. Enjoying a beach.

In the 22st-century Earth, beaches were nothing more than piles of dirty sand covered in oil, grime, waste, and other pollution that reduced those once beautiful tourist spots to poisonous and desolate swamps. One could only dream of ever even seeing a real beach, even the wealthiest were included. After all, clean blue water would also be needed instead of the black, putrid liquid covered in garbage and plastic that was the ocean.

But here... She could enjoy the most perfect beach ever made~

This area of the extensive beach was 'private', intended for relaxation. Not far away, there was a recreational area, with volleyball courts, shuffleboard, a canteen staffed by a bronzed muscular Elf, who was a level 78 Mercenary NPC, and a bronzed Nymph in a bikini, who was a level 92 Mercenary NPC, etc.

And even throughout the beautiful beach, all of Titania, even the other Supreme Lady, had to admit that Dont outshone them with her magnificent body and beauty.

Her skin as white as perfect alabaster. Her face seemed to be the inspiration for the Gods to even begin to imitate such beauty. Her hair as black as the deepest abyss, spread out on the sand like a halo of darkness.

The pink tropical flower in her hair. Her perfect hips, which would be the envy of the most beautiful models and Goddesses. Her breasts larger than her head... Ejem. Her nails painted black~

And now... Instead of the luxurious legendary-level garments that always covered her, she now wore an outfit that barely had any data crystals.

And yet, it was a wonder obtained in a summer event.

Was it useless and completely cosmetic? Yes. Could she have enchanted it to divine level? Also, but it would have been a massive waste of resources for something she didn't really prefer over her usual clothes.

It consisted of three pieces. A bikini after all.

A bottom piece black as a thong with golden details... Which indeed, seemed to be real gold from how luxurious it looked. Even with a symbol like the Leviathan emblem, the alchemical symbol of sulfur.

Her top piece was an equally black bra, which barely properly contained the Demon Queen's enormous breasts. Black in color, with gold embroidery and details... Straps encircling the neck, a black ring joining it, and another strap encircling the back in a knot. It didn't leave much to the imagination, even revealing the mole on the side of the Shooter's right breast.

The third piece was a transparent black silk fabric that wrapped around Dont's shoulders and arms like shadows, with darker fabric engravings along the length of the part where it was in contact with Dont's skin, giving the illusion that she had tattoos that moved shadowily. It was attached to two bracelets made of gold stones on each hand, and reached down to her heels.

Of course, it didn't end there. There was a body choker from which two thin gold chains emerged and reached the ground. The choker had gold engravings as well, and finally, a wide-brimmed summer hat sat atop the Demon Queen's head, with dark sunglasses over her beautiful eyes, although she didn't need them.

 {Dont-Chama Swimsuit PNG}

It was a marvel... Relaxing... She could be here, basking in the warm sunlight all day~ Listening to the waves of the sea~ Drinking a pineapple juice~...

But... It was somewhat lonely...

After all... What was she going to do besides... Lying on the sand and... Doing nothing?

She was supposed to come here to have fun and relax, not... Get bored and depressed...

She had never been to a beach before... But she felt like she needed... Someone else present to truly have fun.

The sea breeze gently shook her hat.

Dont sighed. She reached into her inventory and pulled out her guild medal.

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"... Why are you dressed like that here...?" Black Abyss asked, a blush tinting her cheeks, trying not to look too much as she finished signing another document approving the extension of the torture deadline for the 4 invaders.

"It's a swimsuit~ Do you like it~?" Dont spun around, showing off the entire outfit effortlessly.

"Er, yes... I noticed it's a swimsuit, and I like it... But, shouldn't you be at the beach with that?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Well... Yes... That's why I came." Dont sighed and walked around the desk. She bent down to Black Abyss's eye level, their noses almost touching.

The paladin blinked and held her breath...

"Why don't you...?" She said slowly. "Come with me~?" She asked cheerfully with a ^^.

"... Do you want me to go to the beach with you...? I thought it was your favorite place and that's why you always went alone to the events..." She raised an eyebrow.

"Well, yeah... That was because you guys always messed around so much at the event and I wanted some peace... But now... It's more... Lonely... You know..." Dont sat on the desk, looking somewhat melancholic into nothingness.

Black Abyss glanced at the paperwork and sighed, gathering it up and setting it aside.

"Alright then. I'll go if you want that much..." The Paladin said, standing up.

"Yay~ You're the best~" Dont cheered, giving her a kiss on the cheek, and disappearing with the medal. She didn't even bother mentioning the lipstick mark she left behind.

Black Abyss sighed once again with a slight blush, but now she was more hesitant... She hardly had any swimsuits, and the ones she did have she had dismantled for materials... Which made Dont almost kill her for the loss of collectible equipment... She still had one left but... She didn't really like showing too much skin...

Black Abyss sighed again, she wasn't really a fan of swimsuits in general, let alone if they showed so much. Not only was it silly to wear a swimsuit at any time on Earth, as only the rich had access to pools. And well, Black Abyss had been a man before, so it's not like she was a fan of wearing bikinis or anything... But... Her only friend was getting depressed again... She could easily tell... Dont was... Well, like that. And it was noticeable when she was feeling down...

So she could make an exception.

"... The things I do..." With a sigh, she rubbed her temples.

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Dont was now content, sitting on the sand by the sea, waiting for Black Abyss.

Being at the beach waiting even became fun if done with friends, so she no longer had a Level 100 depression and melancholy. It was easy to change her mood, or at least give her the illusion of losing her downcast state for a while.

She heard the sound of the Guild Medal teleportation and happily looked back, seeing Black Abyss with... She had nothing more than a white t-shirt and shorts, as well as sunglasses and a white hat...

That wasn't for beaches...

"Huh? And the bikini?" Dont said with seriousness and a deadly threat, capable of killing an adamantite adventurer just by her look and tone... Literally if Dont really tried it.

Black Abyss let out a victorious smile as she appeared with a basket of sandwiches in her hand.

"Underneath. Hidden. As it should be~ For the sake of my dignity~" She exclaimed, walking to one side of Dont and sitting down, starting to rummage through the basket.

The look of wide-open eyes, fixed like that of a predator watching its prey, while not blinking at all, made Black Abyss somewhat nervous.

"D-Do you want a sandwich? They're ham and cheese." Black Abyss said, taking one out and taking a bite with a smile.

Dont said nothing, and before Black Abyss could say anything, the Demon Queen was... Sitting on her lap.

Black Abyss looked frozen for a moment, until she trembled for a second and her cheeks turned completely red.

"W-What are you doing...!? G-Get off..." She nervously exclaimed.

"Fufu~ Nervous~? Minyabai told me you got very nervous when she sat on your lap as a joke~ Although it triggered a serious warning for inappropriate physical contact... I didn't want to try it because I didn't care~ And I didn't want a warning either... But how useful it is here~" Dont said flirtatiously, looking over her shoulder. "Now~ Take that off~ We're at the beach~ Not in a park." She said amusedly.

"W-W-Waaaah.... G-Get off..." Black Abyss repeated, looking away clearly embarrassed. "I-I can't take anything off w-with you on top of me..." She stuttered.

"Fufufu~" Dont chuckled as she slowly got off, taking the opportunity to grab a sandwich as she rolled in the sand.

The sand was so perfect that it didn't stick to the skin or clothes.

"Minyi you daughter of..." Black Abyss muttered with her hand on her chest. She then looked at Dont with her face still red. "And you... How dare you take advantage of that...!?" She exclaimed, annoyed, or well, not really so angry, but definitely somewhat embarrassed, biting into the sandwich she had.

"Fufu~ I'm not seeing any bikini~" She chuckled, taking another bite of the sandwich with a victorious and mischievous smile.

Certainly... It was much more fun now.

Black Abyss sighed and placed the basket between herself and Dont, standing up. "I-I'll just take off the shorts... It's too embarrassing..." She said, unbuttoning them and letting them fall after pushing them down a bit. Dont had a momentary pause seeing the butt that Black Abyss always had... Was that always hidden under those white skirts!?

"Uh~ That's new~" She said amused and surprised. Black Abyss was a Paladin, and she, or well, he at the time, wasn't very interested in making his character especially sexual, as he told her, of course.

Therefore, she had small breasts, and her avatar was very pure and chaste and all that...

However~ Who would have thought that Black Abyss had actually given a huge amount of data to that area beneath her intricate skirts or armor~?

And the Demon Queen, now, was more than interested in this discovery. And she needed to investigate~

So, with a good level of strength, not one that would actually cause the possibility of malicious harm, she gave a good slap to that mound of flesh, which bounced and rippled like jelly as the Seraph squealed and almost dropped her sandwich.

"You never told me you had such a nice ass~" She joked, quite excited and amused by the Paladin's reaction. Of course, the red mark that was quickly fading, unfortunately, also gave her a ticklish sensation.

"A-And you should never have known..." She said, embarrassed about the small pink strap bikini with colorful line fabric. Surely, she should have, in the past, left a bikini that covered more... 

 {Black Abyss Swimsuit PNG}

"I-I'll just take that off..." Black Abyss said incredibly flushed and with dubious intent, sitting back down to finish her sandwich.

Dont chuckled to herself, quite amused by her friend's demeanor. And in a mischievous, playful attack fueled by curiosity, she grabbed the bottom edges of the Paladin's white shirt, starting to tug it upwards.

"Then I'll take off the rest~" She joked, much to Black Abyss's consternation.

"H-Hey!" Black Abyss blushed intensely again.

Undoubtedly, her physique was very good and clearly attractive, being quite appealing due to its modesty and purity, yet almost lascivious due to her lower area.

And although it could be seen that she didn't have much 'data' in the chest area through the shirt, she did have a good body, one that was too good in fact. And considering her backside... It was certainly Titania's ass. If not the world's~... Ejem.

With one more tug and a bit of a struggle, Dont managed to remove the Paladin's shirt, revealing the bra of the same design as her bikini, although clearly not comparable to Dont's, they would fit comfortably in one hand.

"G-Guh..." Black Abyss ended up with her arms covering herself shamefully as she glared at Dont like a lion.

"Fufu~" Dont laughed victoriously, noticing Black Abyss's embarrassment only made her laugh more. "Come on~ There's nothing to be ashamed of now~ Inevitably, we're both women after all, so eventually it would happen." She shrugged with a friendlier smile to the Paladin.

Black Abyss sighed with a pout, opening the basket again and taking out a small, well-made glass bottle, handing one to Dont.

"It's juice... I didn't ask the maids what it was but it's tasty." She said now with a smile, still nervous and with a slight pout.

With the second statement said, she ended up taking out another bottle for herself, opening it and taking a sip, looking quite pleased with this juice and thus forgetting a little about her embarrassment. Although there wouldn't be any woman in the world embarrassed to show a body like that along with that perfect face.

Dont smiled quite cheerfully, taking the juice from between Black Abyss's fingers and sipping on it while blatantly looking at Black Abyss with a playful smile.

"... What oddities... Anyone would think it would be the other way around. But I ended up being the one harassed..." Black Abyss exclaimed with red cheeks clearly aware of Dont's gazes.

"Fufu~ Come on~ Don't be like that~ Look~ You can touch if you want because of earlier~" Dont offered while emphasizing her ample chest towards the Paladin.

The Angel blinked, looking at the emphasized area for a long second. She had never before... Seen Dont in such a blatant way...

In the game, well, if one looked for too long in certain areas, a small warning could be issued. And Black Abyss was so used to that, and to Dont as her Yggdrasil character and friend, that she hadn't seen her with those eyes at all even after arriving in the New World...

Therefore, when this was finally being put in her view... Well...

"... Oh really?" Black Abyss said looking at her with a raised eyebrow. She was somewhat doubtful... Perhaps the Demon would shoot her and call this a joke and then mock her as being a 'sexual harasser' or something...

However, torn between annoyance at Dont's jokes, very interested not only in how the Shooter's body would feel, and finally presented with the idea and possibility that she could... Well, explore a little more openly... Clearly, she didn't let the opportunity pass.

With an almost daring hand, the Paladin ended up grabbing one of Dont's breasts with some hesitation and squeezing gently. "Soft... Wow..." She said impressed, both by the new sensation in her life of such large and perfect breasts, and by the fact that she wasn't getting a level 10 bullet in the face.

"Fu~ Just be gentle or you'll eat a [Nuclear Explosion]." She said with sudden seriousness.

Black Abyss shivered a bit at the tone despite being very resistant to fear... And made sure to be as gentle and careful as possible... Certainly, women were scary...

"H-Hmp~ It's not like I couldn't tank it~" Black Abyss said with a smile in an attempt to sound proud~ S-She had to keep her pride as... A man? A woman...? Well... Her pride as the Sun~ Yeah~

"Do you want to try how many you can tank?" She spoke again, even more serious now, making the Paladin shrink a bit.

"I seem to recall we already tried that in the past..." She exclaimed with another, more nervous smile.

"Anyway." Dont pushed Black Abyss away from her breasts with a smile, causing her to fall face first into the sand.

"Mhp!" Black Abyss complained, preparing to turn around to sit up...

But the light weight on her legs froze her.

"Fufu~ Ready to be my folding chair to lay down~?" Said the Queen of Titania, with an incredible dose of fun and mischief... Black Abyss could definitely tell that Dont had levels in Imp...

"H-H-Hey... C-Can we discuss this, p-please?" The very embarrassed Seraphim exclaimed in intense nervous stuttering, slightly trying to turn around without much success. "A-Actually! Y-You've also been working very hard! I-I'll grant you a wish! Y-Yes, that. B-But please..."

"Mm~ True~ But for now~ You were the one who fought against 'me' recently~ Or am I wrong~? So you deserve some relaxation~ Right~? Acting as Titania must have been exhausting~ And dealing with Baharuth was definitely stressful~" Dont laughed as she reached into her inventory.

Black Abyss paled at the sight of oil.

"I've never given these kinds of massages~ But it's never too late to learn now~" Dont laughed as she poured oil into her hand and set the infinite oil bottle aside.

"I-I'm a tank... I-I can endure a lot~ Y-You don't have to be so c-considerate, hehe..." The nervous Black Abyss exclaimed, trying to get out, but for some reason she couldn't muster the strength to do so because of the embarrassment and the weight... Too pleasurable of a woman sitting on top of her.

"They say even a crack can be the downfall of a wall~" She laughed again, using some philosophy that had nothing to do with it, and at the same time, in a certain way, it did, while trailing threads of oil down Black Abyss's back.

"Hii! I-It feels weird... And it's cold... W-We can c-clearly do this later... Right~? P-Please~? Tehe~" The Paladin stammered... But her attempts to convince Dont didn't seem to be working.

"Fufu~ Stop whining~ What are you~? A cowardly little girl~? Should I change your diaper~?" She settled in better on her legs, and began running her hand over Black Abyss's back, spreading the oil gently.

"Guh..." Black Abyss was practically frozen, trembling with embarrassment as her cheeks were redder than ever.

"And now~ For the best part~" Dont chuckled as she applied more oil to her hand... And gave a strong smack to the pair of voluminous buttocks, enjoying how they bounced and left a slight red mark.

"Hya! H-Hey! D-Don't be so rough..." Black Abyss complained embarrassedly, covering her face with her hands, trying to hide her blush.

Dont chuckled as she began to deeply massage Black Abyss's buttocks with dedication. Of course, she also did it all over her back, although the massage was mainly on the huge mound of angelic flesh.

"N-Nobody look!" Black Abyss growled to the sides, causing the few NPCs who were almost fainting from watching the scene, previously drawn by curiosity and admiration for their divine ladies, to quickly turn around, trying to compose themselves. "H-How long are y-you going to t-take...?" The Paladin's soft and trembling voice asked.

"However long it takes~"

... And so, an hour passed with Dont-Say-My-Name abusing Black Abyss's buttocks with the use of very inappropriate massages and touches, then sitting on the good pair of lower cushions of the Paladin and then massaging her back and stroking her hair.

The Paladin was extremely soft, she didn't know if it was always like this or if it was due to the brutal psychological defeat she had suffered.

But without a doubt, Black Abyss's ass must be the best in the verse, even Dont, as a true woman, had to acknowledge defeat sometimes.

Finally, she got off Black Abyss, but not before giving her a good last smack, making her shudder as Dont recorded in her memory how that good mound of data bounced.

"Fufu~ I'm going to monopolize your ass~" She said with confidence and pride, and a joke, of course, as she made the oil in her hands burst into flames.

"K-Kuh..." Dont opened her eyes surprised when she quickly started to be drawn back to Black Abyss again, as she put a lock on her, causing her to fall backwards onto the soft sand.

Dont blinked as she suddenly had Black Abyss straddling her. The Queen of Titania could do nothing but swallow hard and blush as she saw up close the beauty of the Paladin, which she couldn't ignore or underestimate in any way.

"A-Apologize." Black Abyss demanded of the Shooter, her voice still carrying the embarrassed tone that Dont had produced, while she began to feel it too.

"E-Eh~? What should I apologize for~? F-For giving you a good massage~?" She said playfully, trying to hide her own nervousness.

She trembled when Black Abyss, with a wide smile, pinched her bra.

"Di que lo sientes~ {Say Sorry~}" She exclaimed in a playful tone now. "That was more than a massage, and you know it... And I guess I can learn to do it too~"

"H-Hey! Y-You! Show more respect to your queen!" She used that card without effectiveness as she tried to struggle. But Black Abyss's defense was... Quite enough to make it not so easy, and she didn't want to waste skills or really hurt her over this nonsense.

"Queen~? More than my queen, I consider you a good friend, silly~ And friends give each other massages, don't they~?" She said with her own playful tone, positioning herself on top of her with the oil that Dont had taken out in her hands. "You massaged my best body attribute~ You've worked very hard, and I couldn't be without returning the favor~" Black Abyss exclaimed with a wide smile, blushing and vengeful, licking her lips threateningly as she applied the oil to her hands.

The Demon Queen grunted slightly, but only looked to the side, resigning herself to her fate.

"Don't enjoy it too much, little queen~" The Paladin joked.

"Hmp. What do you know about making people enjoy~?" Dont teased with a pout.

"It's a good question~ Let me show you~" The pride in her voice gave Dont a bad feeling...

Not far away, the NPCs were having the most controversial moment of their lives.

They couldn't see per Lady Black Abyss's orders, but they never said they couldn't hear or write.

And with a skillful hands too good for Dont to believe it, Black Abyss began to massage Dont's front.

... And without a doubt, after another hour of massages, the Queen of Titania under Black Abyss had been proven wrong.

"So~? I used the techniques you used on me, did I do well~? Sensei~" Black Abyss laughed playfully.

"Sh-Shut up..." Dont said weakly, noticeably blushing as her skin was normally as pale as marble, while she had one arm covering her eyes in an attempt to minimize the embarrassment.

"You don't need to apologize anymore~ But if you want another massage, I'm up for it~ Pfu~" Black Abyss said playfully again, giving Dont a tap on the cheek before getting off her. "Come on~ Get up." Black Abyss exclaimed with a smile, extending a hand to Dont.

The Demon Queen let out several groans and delicately took Black Abyss's hand.

"Truth be told~ It was quite destressing~ Don't you think~?" Black Abyss asked with a smug smile, but that's how she used to be in the game even.

"Nms.." Dont complained as she brushed off the sand she didn't have on her, as the sand was perfect, again, and didn't stick. But she did have to burn the oil on her body.

"How boring~ It suited you well~ It makes you shine quite a lot~ Just like this~" Black Abyss said turning around, showing off her shiny back almost as if she was taunting Dont, swaying her hips slightly. "Truly a good destresser~ Pfu~" She laughed.

"I don't like having fluids on me." She complained under her breath, though clearly seeing the good piece of angelic flesh bouncing with the slightest movement of those hips. But she shook her head, and grabbed Black Abyss by the thigh, and the arm. And lifted her in the air without difficulty. "Revenge!" She yelled, and threw the bewildered Black Abyss into the water.

"Wah!" She sank into the waves as Dont laughed towards her.

Black Abyss got up and looked at Dont with bright eyes.

"Oh~ So you want to play like that, huh~" A white aura emerged from the Paladin who slowly walked out of the water, as she made her body shine and showed off her wicked smile even better.

"O-Oi, stay away. Sit down!" She said as she backed up a couple of steps.

Truthfully, Dont could have easily fled from Black Abyss. With her superior speed, she could have left her eating dust, but well, deep down, she knew this was fun.

She didn't feel so alone anymore.

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Name: Black Abyss's Ass

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