1 Wishes

"So you're basically giving me a new life, powers and wishes, because I did a lot of great things in my lifetime?" I asked with a dumbfounded expression as I looked at the Golden man standing before me.

"First of all, what was the 'Oh so great' thing that me made me so effing great?" I questioned with a frown, because I don't remember doing anything special in my twenty five years of lifespan.

"Oh, you did a lot." The Golden man smirked, "You created a revolution for the Human race and enabled them to evolve out of the Modern Age era."

"I... I remember hacking into the national government servers and launching a few missiles across the country.." I confessed in embarrassment, because all this time I thought it was my greatest sin.

"You generation was truly awful. Where else, your wisdom and sense of righteousness shone like a diamond in a pile of garbage." He remarked esthetically.

"I committed a suicide along with a genocide of the Human race, you know?" I stated with a dumbstruck scowl, wondering if the guy had a few screws loose.

"You killed Millions, started the fourth World War and showed humanity the right path to evolution." The Man said seriously by looking straight at me, "You remember the nonsense-"

"R-18 shorts, Feminism, Thousands of Genders, and pathetic Beta cuckold males." I interjected with a deep frown, "Oh, I know that very well."

"Truly an amazing person you are." The Golden Man nodded wisely, "Anyways, enough about your past life. Let's talk about your new one!" He stated energetically, "What do you know about the Nasuverse?"

"Enough to be depressed just the by the mention of it." I grumbled annoyingly, "It's so fucking sad, man. I tell you, every character in the series keeps speaking bullshit philosophy about life, death, humans and justice. I mean, can't you just live a stupid normal life by using Magic for convenience? Why do they have to sacrifice people for rituals and keep the spirit of thier heroes jailed in some Throne world?"

"You see.. In the Multi-verse, Nasuverse actually exists over several plains." The Golden man informed with a hurtful expression and I got a little baffled, "So, its a no, I guess?"

"Definitely." I nodded firmly, "First of all, the Holy Grail doesn't makes sense."

"Yeah, I tell you." He chucked in agreement, "Then how about DxD?"

"Another pathetic world where Tits are the best source for power ups?" I asked in bewilderment, "The Supernatural society is messed up and humans are basically slaves. The adults fold their hands at any kind of trouble and the under eighteen kid saves the day by groping tits."

"Unfortunately, those are the only two options I have." The Golden Man stated with a nervous smile, "What do you think suits you best?"

"The Nasuverse is complex and makes a little more sense, but DxD is obviously the most exciting world." I stated my genuine thoughts, "I choose DxD over Nasuverse, any day."

"Hm, then let's move on to your Character Origin." Golden Man said and a holographic screen appeared before me.

[Name: Undecided

Race: Undecided

Origin: Undecided

Bloodline: Undecided

Sacred Gear: Undecided

Noble Phatasm: Undecided

Wishes: Undecided.]

"Let's begin with your Race." He pointed out, "Based on that, we'll decide your Origins."

"To be honest, the Pure-Blood Devil and Human Hybrid makes more sense to me." I stated after giving my options a long thought, "I mean, there are Dragons and Gods, but choosing them would probably mess up my origins."

"How does the illegitimate son of Lucifer sounds?" The Golden Man offered with a meaningful smirk.

"If that Lucifer is Sirzechs, it sounds great." I nodded by sharing the same smirk as him, "And in that case, how about I chose the Boosted Gear Longinus as my Sacred Gear?"

"Not pulling any punches, are we?" He laughed hysterically in amusement and shook his head after a while, "Unfortunately, I cannot mess up the world too much. Not to mention, the Longinus is already present in the timeline you're going to enter."

"Huh." I was a little disappointed for not getting the overpowered Longinus, "Then I wish for Saiyan Bloodline." I stated in a thoughtful tone and affirmed my gaze at him, "I am not going to stay a weakling, compared to a guy who powers up by touching his Master's tits."

"Astonishing solution." he applauded with an impressed smile, "Granted."

"Then all that's left is Sacred Gear and Noble Phantasm." The latter sounded extra, but I wasn't going to stare a horse gift in the mouth, "I want the Nasuverse version of Excalibur with the Avalon."

"Nope." He denied immediately, "Two Excaliburs in a world is not possible. Although, I can grant you the Avalon and Excalibur Ruler as a part of the wish. Once you recollect all the Excalibur swords, the Avalon can help you inscribe the divine runes on the Sword of assured victory and make it a combination of both version of Excaliburs."

"So, its a Quest." I muttered and nodded in agreement, "That will do." I'll at least have Excalibur Ruler as a weapon to defend myself.

"What about the Sacred Gear?" He pointed out.

"I am not sure which one I need, to be honest." I shrugged in response, "I don't have extensive knowledge of the world to know the properties of each Sacred Gear."

"That's a pity." He nodded understandingly, "Then how about Incernate Anthem? You have probably not heard about it."

"Incernate Anthem, I know that it's a Fire and Holy attribute Longinus Gear and could be incompatible with the Host." I stated whatever I knew about the particular Longinus, "Won't the Holy attribute harm me, since I would be a part devil?"

"Incernate Anthem judges the righteousness of its host, so I can tell you're already the most compatible person for it."

"Then I'll accept it." I nodded in response.

"Now, the wishes." The Golden Man clapped his hands together with a brilliant smile, "Do note, you only get two. And no, you can't wish for more wishes."

"Never hurts to try." I shrugged, "My first wish is the Powers of Gojo Satoru."

"So basically limitless spatial powers beyond any God's level." He nodded thoughtfully, "That's acceptable." He gestured his hand at me and asked of me to speak the next wish.

"I want to be the best, and of course, both naturally and in terms of adaptability." I stated in a prideful tone, "I have always been the guy with superiority complex and that's not going to change even after my death, so I better live upto it."

"So.. do you also want me to transfer your Skynet interface that you had created in your previous life?" He asked.

"That would be great." I nodded excitedly, "What about my appearance though?" I asked curiously.

"Your appearance will be decided based on your origin, bloodline, powers and wishes." The Golden Man answered, "Any more questions?"

"Is it Transmigration or Reincarnation?" I asked.

"The first." He answered, "The Origin deems that you be of the same age as Issei Hyoudo to maintain the timeline."

Suddenly, I felt my mind go dizzy and I wasn't able to react to his words anymore.

"I guess its almost time." He sighed and gave me a smile, "Have a great life in your world and try to survive, because no matter how much powers you possess, you are still killable one way or another."

'Alright..' was what I wanted to say, when I felt my mind drop into a cold ocean and I eventually lost my consciousness.