7 Registering as a Merchant
Today I woke up to find Freya's face right on top of me and me gr*ping her two tomatoes.
. . . . .
(Nose bleeds.)
When I was about to remove my hand I saw she woke up blushing her face.
[PERVERT!]
She slapped my face.
[I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.]
*beep*
[It wasn't Jin's fault. It was yours.]
[And where's the proof?]
[Since I leveled up, I can record and show what happened until now.]
[Then show us!]
Freya was snoring loudly and turning all over the bed.
Slowly Freya started rubbing my ancient drumstick which made my pants wet.
[What my pants are wet?!]
[Kyaaaaaa!!!]
I guess it's true. Freya slapped me and ran away.
In an instant, She took a knife and was scaring Ms.scammer by sharpening it.
[How about giving back our 50 gold.]
[umm.uumm.ummm what's given can't be taken back.]
[What's happening?]
[Let's say that our Ms scammer doesn't need gold or upgrading but certain conditions.]
. . . . .
[You Motherf*ckin Money hoardin B*tch!]
[Ya what he said.]
[Freya sama teach me loyalty skill tattoo maker.]
[Nice idea.] Freya did a thumbs up.
I acquired the skill and used it on scammer.
[For my first order from now on no secrets. Lets go to the merchant guild.]
[Y..Yes, master.]
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[G…good morning jin sama I got some breakfast for you.]
[Thanks]
She ran back blushing.
[Ohhhhhh. jin-sama I heard some weird noises yesterday.]
Looks like tiger lady has extra ordinary hearing.
[Inn lady we..I'm going to the merchants guild, bye.]
[Bye]*smooch*
. . . . .
(K.O. lol)
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I put on the mask made by the dwarf and went in the guild.
[Hi you seem new ,to register one gold coin fill this sheet ,one drop of blood and pass the test by at least 40%]
I payed and wrote my name as "ZERO".
[Thank you]
I wrote the test which was-
1. 1+1=?
2. 5+7=?
3. 3-2=?
4. 7 x 7=?
5. 3/2=?
6. 4 x 9=?
7. 0 x 1=?
8. 0+1=?
9. 0/1=?
10. x+3=5 .x=?
The exam is for little kids
Anyone can pass this. I gave the sheet back.
[Hmph. Couldn't even finish it ,am I right?]
[No.I completed it.]
[What?!You got full mark. How did you know the last question?]
[Using my brain.]
[Whatever ,come with me to my boss.]
We went to the owner of the guild, He was fat ,had a moustache, elephant looking…altogether he looks like Donald trump from france.
[Boss. This guy got full marks!]
[What!]
He ran towards me and asked where I would like to work. To my surprise his name was also Donald.
[Actually I'm thinking of trading solo.]
[(sigh).Its a pity then what are you going to sell?]
[Something out of this world.]
[Something out of this world?]
I bought 5 premium cigarette boxes for 5 gold coins and showed it to him.
Freya was shocked.
[Don't tell me you are starting a drug business.]
[What do you think?]
[Spacial magic ?Comes handy for a merchant.]
[Thanks for the compliment I guess. I'm only selling this for now.]
[So what does it do.]
[Can you use fire magic ?]
[Sure.]
[Then light this end and breath in smoke with mouth and exhale.]
He smoked it like a pro.
(Imagine trump smoking.)
He slammed his desk. I felt a bit scared.
[Amazing, So how would you like to sell it.]
[100 gold elf kingdom,200 gold human kingdom,50 gold beast kingdom,75 gold demon kingdom. Since this is my first sale 20% off. Also if something happens don't blame me]
[Like what?]
[Well some people will catch diseases faster by smoking too much and you will get addicted.]
[One more question?]
[Why different rates for different kingdoms?]
[Humans kicked me out and threw me in the forest. Elves sell their own kind. You guys are friendly and I don't know anything about the demon kingdom.]
[Why did they kick you out?]
He started looking suspicious .
[For having low skills even though I was summoned as a hero.]
[Hero!]
[Ya.]
[Hero sama, Give me all of them.]
He kneeled just like the dwarf.
[I would like to buy a place to sell instead of money for two cigarette boxes and I'm going to sell some food items.
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Afternoon, I then left the place after collecting 120 gold.
I bought a permanent resident card for 20 gold and went to my shop which I bought with 2 cigarette boxes.
It was clean and was near the inn. I bought lots of food, gadgets and gizmos.
That's when I recognized I can buy magic.
Wood magic-100 gold
Fire magic-100 gold
Water magic-150 gold
Wind magic-200 gold
Metal magic-500 gold
Light magic-1000 gold
Dark magic-1000 gold
Space magic- 10000 gold
Well I guess I'll buy it for another day.
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Total income: 100 gold 20 silver
Possessions: Mysterious egg
Double edged blade
Map of beast kin kingdom
Food store in beast kingdom
P.S. sorry for the delay,I'm in need of someone who can write English approx 500-1000 words per chapter.
I don't have any money,those who are interested to work for free can find me in discord "ghostnhoj13"
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