2 Destroy those absurd and cliché plots!

"Hahh... Hahh... By the way... Who are you?"

 

[I am the System that will guide you!]

 

The young man was no stranger to what was called a System, as in his previous life, he had read many novels with System-themed stories.

 

'What kind of damn foolish writer put me into this world?!'

 

Hey! Don't mention me, you bastard!

 

"So, since you are a System, what can you do, and what do I have to do?"

 

[Surely, the Host has felt disgusted with a Novel with an utterly unrealistic or cliché plot, right?]

 

"Yes, I used to be one of the best Fantasy writers in the world. However, because the platform where I wrote removed the restrictions on the Adult Genre, destroying the Fantasy Novel market, I immediately fell into poverty and lost all my valuable readers due to the removal of those restrictions by the platform!!!"

 

[Yes, yes... I understand your feelings. That's why I have a question for you: do you have the ambition to destroy all those absurd and cliché plots from those novels?]

 

"Of course!! Don't underestimate my determination and ambition, you damn System!"

 

[That's why I'm here! And our main goal is to destroy all those absurd and cliché plots in any way possible!]

 

"Destroy those absurd and cliché plots?! Interesting, let's do it!!"

 

[Good! Host has agreed!]

 

Ding!

 

[System has appeared as the Host's Assistant!]

 

Ding!

 

[Status Screen has been activated!]

 

Ding!

 

[System Shop has been activated!]

 

"Kuhuhu... Hahahahah!!! This is great!!"

 

He laughed like a madman in his room, even those outside could hear it.

 

"Why is Young Master laughing like that?"

 

"I don't know, maybe he hit his head again while sleeping... Forget it, let's get back to work!"

 

"Understood, Senior!"

 

***

"Farewell, Mom, Dad!"

 

"My son-!! Come home often! Your mother will always miss you!"

 

"Hahahahh...! Yes, Mom, don't worry!! I won't forget that!"

 

That was my last conversation with my 'biological' parents in this world before I boarded the plane. Earlier, I had asked my father if I could study at the top university in China instead of the top university in Spain or any other country. I gave the reason that I wanted to get to know the culture in that country better, but all the statements I made were just lies.

 

But I promised both of them that I would seriously study business, and I would make myself successful there. Besides, if there were opportunities that presented themselves before me, why not?

 

And then I entered the plane and sat calmly in the First-Class seat that I had reserved.

 

Mwehehehehh... But isn't this scenario the best?

 

I will briefly tell the story of my life in this world.

 

I am Louis de Lawrance, a descendant of Spanish nobility with mixed blood between China and Spain. I stand at a height of around 190 cm with an incredibly ideal muscular physique. I inherited a body with high and robust characteristics from my father's European features, and the lustrous black hair of an Asian person came from my mother.

 

In her youth, my mother was a world-class artist. She also owned a cosmetic company and beauty business in several countries. On the other hand, my father was a Spanish nobleman, overseeing a group that covered many companies under it.

 

In short, they once met and had a one-night stand initiated by my father. However, unintentionally, my mother turned out to be pregnant with me. After numerous cliché dramas between them, my father and mother finally got married. Their marriage was even approved by the royal family of Spain and nobility worldwide.

 

It sounds cliché, doesn't it? I feel like I'm the reason for their decision to get married.

 

And by chance, my father had not decided to marry early, giving my mother a chance to enter his life along with me, who was around 5 years old at the time.

 

Hey, don't underestimate me. Since I was a genius child and also had a face very similar to my handsome father!

 

Well... even though before the memories of my previous life entered my brain, I was a person who had a few mental issues despite being a genius child.

 

However, in the end, we lived as a complete and happy family.

 

That's the brief story of my background. Now, let me tell you about the background of this world.

 

This world is the same as my previous life, but with a different timeline. It's a parallel world of Earth!

 

So, even though each city and country has the same name, there are slight differences in the destinies that occur in this world. Only cultural conditions and names of individuals have changed slightly, but the progress of time, technology, and history are somewhat similar to the world in my previous life.

 

However, you could say that this world is different from the real Earth.

 

If not, this damn writer would be in trouble because of that...

 

Huhuhu...

 

Actually, even though I lived in Spain for more than a decade, I still feel unfamiliar with the country.

 

And also, I'm bored... Really bored just staying at home like a caged bird...

 

"Sighhhh..."

 

I massaged my forehead and thought about those absurd things.

 

Damn... Did I reincarnate yesterday because of that absurd falling star that hit me?

 

And was it really just a falling star?

 

'Shesshhhh... Forget it.'

 

'Hey System, open the Status Screen!'

 

[Status Screen]

 

Name: Louis de Lawrance

 

Age: 19

 

Plot Points: 0

 

Shop (Click here)

 

Charm: 37

 

Energy: 0

 

Luck: 20

 

Skills: None

 

Are these bad statistics? Of course not!

 

Actually, I don't care about all that! As long as I have a lot of money, especially with a completely healthy and handsome new body, life will be even more enjoyable for me!

 

'I'm sick of a life of poverty and an unhealthy body, so enjoying life now is the best!'

 

Then, Louis stared at the clouds outside the window with a strange grin.

 

[Host, don't forget our main goal!]

 

'Heishhh... Yeah yeah yeah, you're so noisy.'

 

My real reason for going to study in China was because I was more familiar with cliché plot cultures in China. Maybe I could catch a lot of fish there, not just in China, maybe throughout the Asian continent!

 

Because most stories from novels and comics in this world mostly centered around East Asia.

 

And just like that, my flight continued until I fell into a deep sleep...

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