The Novel's Hater Is An Extra

Screw that novel. I swear the author's smoking something strong as he spins his twisted tale. It's a damn mess, and I tried my best to keep reading without bleeding tears, but come on! Am I about to throw in the towel and make a run for it? Hell, no. I bombarded him with messages, questioning his sanity for taking the story down such a weird path, but surprise, surprise—he brushed me off like it was nothing. That scoundrel even swiped all my hard-earned cash, and what do I get in return? A one-way ticket into the insanity of his cursed novel! As if enduring the literary torture wasn't enough, now I have to witness it in mind-blowing 8k resolution? You'll see exactly what I think of this literary disaster through my actions. Damn that author!