1 <<One||Prologue>>
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Earth...
The Universe's most shit prone planet...
..and the home of millions of dirty fucks.
Inside a small room, a fat retarded homosexual asshole can be seen reading a certain webtoon.
"Wow! That elf looked strong, but still died at the end!"
His happy disgusting voice continued to praise the art he has just read.
However, it seems that his suicidal non-existent life has other plans.
"What the heck!?"
The fat-ass yelled as he dropped his phone, that started to glitch uncontrollably until...
"Bzzzt!! Bzzzt!! Report! Report! Operation Kamikaze has been initiated! I repeat! Operation Kamikaze has been initiated!"
"What in th-"
The average looking asshole was cut off as he watched his phone explode, right in front of him.
||BOOM!!||
"W-what!? What was that for!? And what did they mean by Kamikaze!?"
The ignorant male cunt was frightened beyond existential belief, fortunately for the world, his life was about to take a turn for the worst.
||IIIIINNGGG!!!||BOOOM!!||
3 jets suicidally crashed in the house of God's ugliest creation. Of course, just like everyone in the heavenly cult's base expected, the useless piece of shit was obliterated from the world.
"Report Sir!...sniff! sniff!...The virus has been cured!...sniff!...I repeat! The virus has been cured!!!"
"Uwaaaahhhh!!!"
From that day forward. The joyful cries of billions of people, resounded throughout the cosmos.
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Meanwhile.....
A large blue-scaled dragon was lamenting his unfortunate situation.
"Tsk! How long will I have to stay here!"
As if on cue, a figure approached him. This figure was standing 6'10 inches tall, with sky-blue skin, snow white hair, pure white eyes, and long elven ears.
"Oh? Impressive! What is your name young one?"
The dragon was quite impressed by this elf, there were only a few beings who could reach him alive afterall.
"Report. Missing Magicules for Reincarnation. Requires Source of Energy."
The elf released a monotonously cold voice, devoid of any emotion, as he pointed at the dragon.
"Energy Source had been Found. Initiating Absorption Process."
"W-what are you planning!?"
The dragon panicked, as his magicules were being sucked into the body of the male elf.
Just as he was about to run rampant and roar, the elf said something that calmed the dragon down.
"Do Not Resist. Memories will be Kept. Merges with New One. You Shall be Reborn and Freed from your Seal."
"I-Is that true?"
"Affirmative."
With those words said, the dragon closed his eyes and was absorbed into the body of the elf.
"Magicule Requirement has been Fulfilled. Initiating Merging of Memories. Erasing Unnecessary Information. Creating New Personality."
Energy converged into the chest of the blue skinned elf, the power radiating from him got stronger and stronger.
"Memories have been Successfully Merged. Initiating Final Stage. Merging of Souls."
As those words resounded through the cave, the energy dissipated and started to form a light-blue cocoon, that encased the elf's body.
"Process of Complete Reincarnation has been Achieved. Memories Check. Personality Check. Power Check. Initiating Creation of Perfect Ultimate Skill."
"Process...2%"
"Process...11.5%"
"Process...23%"
"Process. Error. Interference from Edgelordian Influence. Beginning Operation. Repel Sasugay."
"Operation Repel Sasugay has been Complete. Continuing Process of Reincarnation."
"Process...43.2%"
"Process...61%"
"Error. Interference from Wannabe Hero Daddy's Boy Influence. Beginning Operation. Repel Izugay Midoriyeet."
"Operation Repel Izugay Midoriyeet has been Complete. Continuing Process of Reincarnation."
"Process...73.8%"
"Process...89%"
"Process...99%"
"Error. Error. Interference from Lecherous Simping Beta Asshole Influence. Beginning Operation. Repel Heisgay Mofo.
"Breaking through Burning Red Oppai Shieldbase System. Hacking Files of Perverted Crimson Panties. Disengaging the 12 Winged Anal Virgin Cockblocker."
"Operation Repel Heisgay Mofo has been Complete. Continuing Process of Reincarnation."
"Process...100%"
"Finalization of Reincarnation has been Engaged."
"All Functions Check."
After several hours of mind-bending mechanical operations. The reincarnation of the new "Storm Dragon" has been complete.
"[Ultimate Skill:Ruler of Storms:Zenoreas] Has been Acquired"
Thus, the adventures of the anomaly has begun.
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A/N:Fight me!
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