The NEET God

(Webnovel keeps logging me out and I have to reinstall the app pretty much every day just to log back in. Sorry for the inconvenience of never making another chapter for so long, but this place is buggy and cutthroat, so only the most shameless and determined stay.) In another universe... On the world, Derob... John, the short and chubby Cherubim, lazily snoozed in God’s main temple. His God left in an emergency because a reincarnated Hero went berserk in the highest plane of existence. God took his faithful followers to stop the mutual destruction of all existence itself. Only John was spared the trip to manage his believers. No one expected John to abuse his new position as God. Shenanigans ensue. (I use my phone so it’s a painful process, believe me. The chapters will be short and the whole thing is an on-the-spot work, so expect mistakes and changes. This is a work of fiction and any resemblances to real works or real people are not to be taken seriously.)