66 Chapter 66: ‘EATING ANGEL’
Chapter 66: 'EATING ANGEL'
~Mash B. POV~
Status.
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Name: Mash Bastion
Class: The Gamer
Race: Human
Title: Spirit User
Level: 23 Exp: 1/30%
HP: 1045/1045-> 1070/1070
MP: 1115/1115-> 1140/1140
STR: 37 (+15)
AGI: 38 (+15)
VIT: 33
INT: 40
SEN: 39 (+15)
LUCK: 100
Stat Points: 13-> 18
Cash: 3,000
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Enjoying my moment of leveling up battling Guila I wonder how strong she'll be when we meet again. I doubt she'll remember me by her name since we never introduced each other but meh.
Currently after asking if King could turn into a girl much to his embarrassment giving me a dirty glare busy cooking for everyone I finished cooking some fish they fished out a nearby river readying them.
Finishing cooking up I used my [Unseen Hands] to hand everyone their meals as King looked extremely like a love-sick boy sitting near Diane, "Okay, everyone! Here are some fish dishes from the Boar Hat special. And don't get too drunk everyone! I'm talking to you Ban I don't need to clean your puke!!"
Ban merely gave me the middle finger handing him his meal and mug replying in a mischievous grin, "Sure just like you and the Cap'n spiked my meal with laxatives! Tch. Talk about childish right King?"
Extending his mug into the air King did the same as those two don't like me as he mumbled in agreement, "Now that's something we can both agree with. At the very least the Cap'n isn't cooking. Although he does seem to be strong for a human."
I laughed nervously as Meliodas pouted groping Elizabeth as Diane took a bite nodding her head and agreeing with her friends, "Yeah at the very least his strong as a Holy Knight or a good Wizard. I mean I must thank him for eating with you guys inside being you know your guy's size. He's okay in my book."
King seems to smile lightly at her comment biting down and enjoying sitting down next to her admiring her beauty acting like a simp, "Hmm… okay that's a point. Even if you shrink you still look fine Diane."
She took his compliment with stride with a happy grin as I was embarrassed rubbing the back of my head, "Well… thanks for the compliment, guys. But still, I'm nowhere as strong as you guys are since I rely heavily on Magic. Hence, I take training sessions with Bossman as his cook."
King nods his head sighing at me taking a bite out of the meal complimenting me genuinely on my [Cooking] skills finally addressing Elizabeth, "This is good… Ah! Right! What's that girl mean to you anyway, Captain?"
My expression was deadpan with Hawk near me seeing Bossman grope Elizabeth's breast and hand with the both of us replying, "There he goes again sexually harassing the princess again. Good grief."
Taking a bite with Diane looking sad and annoyed with Meliodas introduces Elizabeth in a happy tone, "She's a princess of the Kingdom. The third one… was that right? She needs us Seven Deadly Sins to save the kingdom from the Holy Knights."
Elizabeth blushed as she muttered out loud much to King's shocked expression finally processing with Bossman groping her ass, "That's enough now…"
Taking a sip of ale King flipped out demanding Bossman why he didn't explain to him sooner in a surprised tone, "P… Princess?! Why didn't you say so sooner, Captain?! If I had known, I would have dressed more appropriately!"
Ban soon replied with a goofy grin on his face having more ale in his system in a goofy tone, "Who cares if you're appropriate or not? Right, Cap'n?"
Bossman merely took a sip of his ale with Elizabeth being kind making King shake embarrassed, "King-sama, there's no need to worry about that."
*Poof*
Soon enough loli King evolved into an ugly fat bastard Hentai King. Gross…
In his human form, he looks almost exactly like his wanted poster; large, fat, and more ragged, perhaps hinting at how humans look to fairies. He wears an enlarged version of the clothes he wears as a fairy, though he can freely change the clothes he wears in this form judging by his clothes as he speaks out, "Hup!*
*SPLUUURT*
Immediately I put whatever I was drinking away spitting it out along with Ban. This officially made me lose my appetite handing Hawk my scraps much to his joy as I said, "I think I lost my appetite. Here you go Hawk more for you."
Hawk enjoyed the chance to chew down on my food of scraps and looked at King with a neutral expression, "Ah, the joys of eating like a fine Scrap Knight. But seriously though what a pig. CHEW. CHEW."
Soon enough King reintroduced himself to Elizabeth explaining himself sweating getting a bit too close to her, "You see… keeping this form demands all my attention. I am The Seven Deadly Sin's Grizzly Sin of Sloth, King. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Please forgive my poor manners in the Capital of the Dead. I didn't realize you were a princess."
Meliodas soon butts in as I hand another portion to Diane eating my cooking happily as the Bossman spoke in a calm tone, "Elizabeth wouldn't get mad about something like that. She's kind and understanding."
She blushed at his words causing me to smirk as she looked down before explaining to King in a kind tone, "In any case, please feel free to relax. I insist! Make yourself more comfortable!"
King looked reluctant but his lazy personality soon took over reverting to his Fairy Clan form in a tired tone, "But… A… as you wish. In that case… PHEWWWW! I haven't felt that strained in a while."
Making a little joke between them Ban soon asked making King sweat and flinch at the same time taking a sip, "If you got time to be stepping on eggshells around people… then isn't there somebody more important you should've been paying attention to?"
Before they could continue further Bossman gave each of them his style of food with a neutral expression, "I grilled us some grub! Enjoy!"
"OH GOD NO!!!~"
"Ack! Why Cap'n! WHY?!!!"
I snickered at their reaction to tasting the Bossman's cooking with King regaining his tongue and hugging his pillow soon asking a question in a serious tone that made the other Sins turn their heads away from him, "Ack! This is the one thing I never missed! The Captain's cooking… Bleh!... Bad taste out of the way that reminds me. On that note, there's something I want to ask everyone. What happened to all your Sacred Treasures?"
Diane cutely replied playing with her hair, "I lost mine."
Meliodas grinned shamelessly pinching his fingers together, "Sold it."
Ban being completely drunk stealing ale in a goofy tone, "Mine got stolen. HICK!"
This was so shocking that King reverted into his human form as I felt my eyes were being punished for something I didn't even do!! AHH!! IT BURNS LIKE THAT NTR PROTAGONIST IN HENTAI PORN?!!
King exclaimed in shock wiping the sweat off his face and listening to their stories. I tuned them out thinking of my situation right now.
Considering how things are going it will take some time, but we are heading near the part of the story where Elizabeth will meet up with her sister. And one more thing to do is get rid of the necklace she gives her.
But before that, there's one little thing I'm going to do... my favorite pastime as of late denying evil plans. I should thank Guila for providing me with the info and Helbram for giving her the rounds inside the castle—time to ruin some people's careers.
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*Shiii*
*Tmp*
Exiting outside my portal using my Gamer Ring this was practically the only time for me to make a small escape from the group for a bit.
Fortunately, I told everyone I was going to stay up late at night gazing. At the very least I gained their trust not drawing suspicions.
Everyone was hammered last night as they slept, and I took care of cleaning like usual without drawing suspicion. As for the location I'm currently underneath the Kingdom of Liones.
My eyes lingered upon the relic in front of me heading closer to it under a disguise to not draw attention to myself. Must hand it to my Authority of Lust [Disguise] to hand me such a useful skill.
Soon enough my eyes land on the [Horn of Cernunnos] a treasure located underneath the Kingdom of Liones. It is said to be a ritualistic relic that allows the user to communicate with the realm of the Goddess Clan. It is simply the vessel of an unknown Goddess. [Observe].
[<Observe > LEVEL UP!]
[Angelia Lv.60 Divine Lance Corporal
Description: A Goddess member of the high tier class in the first Holy War able to battle Meliodas in the past capable of high-level spells. However, it has since been placed in the relic vessel containing her soul.]
Interesting…
*Shiii*
A pink hue glow soon appeared as I walked towards the so-called Goddess intrigued by my sudden appearance noting the lies of wind coming from her voice, "Interesting… human would you be interested in forming a contract with a Goddess such as I? By forming a pack with I you could become the strongest in –"
*Slap*
Slapping my left hand over the relic I activated my [Gluttony] skill erasing this bitch from everyone's mind for good, "No. It's best someone like you never existed. I can't have you messing with my plans. You whited winged devil."
*SLURP*
Licking the left palm of my hand my head is immediately flooded with information of licking my lips and enjoying the meal with a hungry tone, "Mmm… that's certainly an interesting taste only makes me want some more… but I'm afraid this will do."
[Ding!]
[You have 'eaten' the being known as Angelia from this world!]
[For using the skill [Gluttony], you have gained the following skills devouring the Goddess Angelica's talents, abilities, and memories!]
[Skill: [Ark] is gained!]
[Skill: [Purge] is gained!]
Memories and talent from the Goddess, I tasted it all. I can sense from the moment I had her everything at the tip of my finger I knowingly manifested the so-called Goddess Clan exclusive Magical Power known as [Ark] at my fingertips.
*Shiii*
I smirked seeing this. Not only this I also know more about the Goddess Clan and something about their history. VERY bloody history at that. But for that though I need to see what level these skills were at… skill list.
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<Ark > (Active) Lv.60/100 Exp: 90%
MP Cost: 25 MP/Sec.
Description: An archetypal magic technique of the Goddess Clan that creates light particles that can be used in different ways. The dazzling light suspends it between life and death and drains all of its Mana as it breaks apart their body. It mostly counteracts darkness by disintegrating, though it also can cause physical damage. Not effective against the [Goddess Clan] race.
<Purge > (Active) Lv.55/100 Exp: 90%
MP Cost: 100 MP
Description: This skill is a technique that when is used to remove "evil" entities from the world and has been used to kill both vampires and demons alike due to their affinity to darkness. Besides expelling the evil, [Purge] can also get rid of any impurity, such as returning sludge or even alcohol to fresh water, and is even capable of forcing a Goddess or Demon out of their vessel if powerful enough.
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Satisfied obtaining the skills I took out my Life Sword Zeam fed with Mana looking at the relic housing the forgotten Goddess Clan member in a happy tone, "Don't worry miss… I didn't forget about you."
*SHINNG*
[You gained 60 EXP!]
[LEVEL UP!]
[LEVEL UP!]
*THUD*
You can't leave free EXP like her around. Not when I can level up twice but it's time for me to jet. I thank you very much Goddess Clan for your humble donation. It has been quite a 'fruitful' endeavor.
Licking my lips leaving my work I'll leave it to the Holy Knights to figure this out silently muttering, "[El Shamak]."
Can't leave any traces—time to return and practice my skills in peace.
