1 The Misadventures Begin

After gambling a shit ton of money, we were broke. We needed cash. We couldn't get out of debt. Then we had an idea. We would ransom the money. We could kidnap someone. We had our plan set.

We were supposed to kidnap a refugee called Justin Beaver . "What a lame name," said my friend. We would take his money. Then we rented our getaway car. We found him in the alley , hiding from the police. We told him he was safe. Spoiler alert, he was not. We basically beat the hell out of him and kidnapped him.

We knocked him out. Then we put him in the car. We stole everything from him. He had some cash, an Israeli passport and some peanuts. We were about to be rich. Then my friend asked the most idiotic question. "Is it still a kidnap or a mannap, I mean it was man and not a kid, " said my friend. We talking about the logistics about kidnap and mannap. We decided that it was mannap. We wanted to copyright it, so that if anyone wanted to use it, we would get paid. He drove the, but we didn't know that there was much more ahead...