This Farce Will Go On

Fu Yue lightly glanced at the time displayed on the screen and was about to put the phone away to open the computer. However, before he was able to do so, his phone suddenly buzzed.

Noticing that it was a call from his big brother, Fu Yue casually answered the phone.

He asked in puzzlement, "What's wrong?"

"Yo, I didn't watch your stream for half a day and you dared to bring a wild man behind my back?"

Fu Yue's face abruptly froze. His pupils involuntarily shook upon remembering that there still existed a big boss at home for him to deal with!

Nonetheless, his panic only lasted for a short time. After all, he had a clear conscience so he reasonably responded, "Ge... Don't you know best about that kind of stuff being exaggerated for heat?"

Hearing his words, Fu Zhen leisurely raised an eyebrow, "Of course, I know...". He trailed off his words before finishing with a sneer, "So I went to watch your stream without any editing involved."

Fu Yue, "..." F*ck, I know that peace is not an option.

Honestly speaking, due to the rhythm of the bullet chat and Silence's bizarre painting style, Fu Yue was afraid that no one would believe in his innocence, especially this brocon!

At the end of the day, no one knew that the other main protagonist was Silence! In their eyes, it simply looked like something was going on between the two and a lot of people were eagerly waiting for the follow-up!

Follow-up, my foot! I am about to get beaten by my big brother here!

Regardless, Fu Yue solemnly explained, "Believe me or not. There is nothing! Not even a single speck of dust!"

Despite hearing his resolute tone, Fu Zhen was still skeptical. It was not that he didn't believe his little brother but he didn't believe the other guy.

Judging by his manner of speech, it could be discerned that at the very least he was not some cheap guy who was trying to harass an Omega. However, it was plain as day that the man had an interest in his little brother.

Nowadays, this foolish brother of his always shut himself in the room to play games. Fu Zhen did not play the games himself but even he could tell that this fool was having fun playing with that cheap guy.

Meaning... It was likely that they would spend more time together in the future which resulted in...

Online dating.

At the mere thought of his family's cabbage being dug up by an unknown pig from the outside, Fu Zhen's mood instantly plummeted. He sternly questioned, "Who is he?"

Fu Yue keenly realized that his big brother was not in the mood to joke around so he told him honestly, "Remember the one sitting beside me at the game arena? That's him."

He intended to emphasize that the other party was an acquaintance, not just some random dude he found on the internet. Unfortunately, Fu Zhen's focus was somewhere else and his anger intensified, "You brat! You exchanged numbers with an Alpha that you've met less than an hour when I was not looking?!"

Did not expect this development, and Fu Yue was extremely dumbfounded. He quickly defended himself, "We exchanged game IDs! I didn't give him my number or WeChat!"

Fu Zhen instantly retorted, "That's the same thing! Are you going to do online dating?!"

An invisible vein popped up on his forehead, Fu Yue who had been facing this false charge ever since yesterday had had enough.

He resentfully gnashed his teeth, stressing every single word, "He. Said. He. Is. Not. Interested. In. Me. Clear?"

Fu Yue couldn't help but feel a stab of pain in his ego having to say this out loud. However, if it meant that it could shut his big brother up then it was worth the pain.

Contrary to his expectations, Fu Zhen's displeasure did not die down, it instead backfired. His voice was full of dissatisfaction as he roared, "How dare he say that to my Didi?!"

Fu Yue, "..." Bro, you need to turn off the filter...

"Who does he think he is to reject my little brother?!"

Fu Yue, "..." Well, he is Silence, a professional player with an exaggerated salary and as handsome as a Celestial being?

"He led you on and dared to say that he is not interested? What a liar!"

Fu Yue, "..." I am afraid that he is just being too honest.

"This kind of smooth talker has a lot of experience in that kind of stuff, stay away from him!"

Fu Yue, "..." If Silence is called promiscuous then the human race will be in danger of going extinct from zero birth rate sooner or later.

Listening to his big brother's ranting, Fu Yue's face crunched up due to second-hand embarrassment.

At this moment, he finally understood why his friends back then did not want to have their siblings coming along when they were hanging out with friends.

Fu Yue was unwilling to listen to any more of his rainbow farts. He hurriedly interrupted, "Stop! At this rate, you are going to delay my streaming!"

On the other side, Fu Zhen knew when to stop so he temporarily pushed this matter aside. He drank a big mouthful of water to moisten his throat before continuing in a serious tone, "I am not against you dating since you are already an adult. However, it worries me that you have no awareness when it comes down to Omega and Alpha. There are many scums Alphas out there who approach Omegas while using their pheromones to force them into submission. You should be more careful around them. Especially don't carelessly let an Alpha mark you. You hear me?"

Wanting this matter to end once and for all, Fu Yue obediently replied, "My hands are tied to my career. I have no time to meet anyone."

Hearing his reassurance, Fu Zhen finally put his restless mind down. He instead brought up another topic, "Right, I think you should recruit more housekeepers. After all, I can't always be there all the time."

Fu Yue hummed in acknowledgment, telling him not to worry about this matter. Having said what needed to be said, Fu Zhen spoke a few more words before hanging up the call.

Fu Yue gave a slight shake of his head at this mother hen. Since he did not intend to be a full-time game anchor, therefore, he did not arrange anything. After all, once he became a professional player, a group of assistants would be arranged to monitor his stream to deal with trolls.

Due to this reason, he was too lazy to find another housekeeper. After all, he was not a famous streamer so he could handle his small fan base by himself.

Except that, if they were to have fun like last night, he doesn't even have the heart to ban them...

In any case, Fu Yue mentally prepared himself and then went live as usual. As foreseen, a huge traffic of viewers came in much more than usual. The bullet chat was flying so fast that it was almost impossible to read the messages. However, despite numerous names appearing on the screen, his eyes keenly caught a familiar name.

'Fierce General Li'

His stream usually started around 8:30 a.m. and not many liked to watch live first thing in the morning. Initially, he did not notice this person but after consistently seeing this ID pop up in his stream in the morning every day without fail, he couldn't help remembering.

Instead of greeting the audience, Fu Yue suddenly said, "Fierce General Li, do you want to be my housekeeper?"

Clang

Old Li jumped up in surprise, knocking his desk along the way causing other classmates including his math teacher to look in his direction.

Knowing that he had gotten himself into trouble, he sheepishly smiled, "Sorry... There was a bug in my desk."

After saying this, Old Li was praying hard for the teacher to let him go. Then all of a sudden, a shrill from his female classmate sounded pulling everyone's attention away from him.

"Ahhhh! Spider, spider!"

"Where?! Where- Ah, get away!"

Old Li looked on speechlessly at a big spider that appeared out of nowhere throwing the girls into chaos. At this point, everyone including the teacher was convinced that Old Li did not lie.

Taking the opportunity amid this chaos, Old Li sat back down and slowly lowered his head. He stabilized the open course book with one hand to block his face while hastily putting back one of the earphones, he hurriedly reconfirmed, "Yueyue, are you fr?!"

To his response, a soft chuckle was heard coming through his earphone, "Fierce General Li, Can you be my housekeeper?"

Hearing his username being called out by his idol, Old Li was so elated that his mind immediately went blank. Nevertheless, he quickly snapped back to his senses and replied, "I am willing!!!!!"

And just like that Fierce General Li became the second housekeeper for Yueyue. Not knowing how this fan got picked by Fu Yue, everyone was envious of him and they couldn't help but tease him.

[Yueyue, your husband is not here and you are having an affair out in the open?!]

[I raise you better than this! Sob sob]

[Who is this 'Fierce General Li'? Yueyue, how could you betray Handsome Gege?!]

[My Lord! Yueyue is making you wear a green hat!]

[Upstairs, the Lord is Yueyue's Ge so technically speaking, it is Handsome Gege who is being cheated on XD]

[Fierce General Li, why are you coming in between a married couple?!]

[General Li, don't be a home wrecker!]

[I do not approve of this ship!!!]

[I object!]

[New fan here! Anchor, where is your Caesar?]

[Yeah, where is Handsome Gege?]

[I need some Sugar!]

Old Li who laughed at Fu Yue's misery yesterday but suddenly found himself being called a homewrecker early in the morning, "..." These guys are full of poison.

Meanwhile, unlike Old Li's complicated emotions, Fu Yue who anticipated this situation long ago calmly replied, unlike yesterday's clumsiness, "Your Gege won't be appearing anymore." He made a small pause before adding in a flat tone, "We broke up."

[????]

[!!!!]

[Hah?]

[Wait! No sugar to knock anymore?!]

[My ship hasn't set sail yet and it is already sunk?!]

[Noooooo]

[Why????]

Seeing everyone's reaction, the corner of his lips curled in satisfaction.

You want to play? Let's play.

Fu Yue who has nothing to lose decided to go along with the flow. It was not as if Silence would suddenly pop up and block him again.

An arrogant smug was plastered on his face thinking that he was going to win in this unfair war. Yet, as if the sky was punishing him, out of the corner of his eyes, he noticed a familiar ID that caused his smile to freeze.

[Number 009: I don't ever recall myself having agreed to this 'breakup'?]

Fu Yue shifted his line of sight in a fluster, hoping that no one noticed that Silence was here. Yet, he underestimated his fans and some sharp-eye people excitedly called out.

[The Husband has arrived!!!]

Fu Yue: Wei Chen, you are a bane of my existence 🙂