3 Chapter 03
"I wouldn't be dying without sending you to prison first!" Batman retorted.
"That so? Try me then... No homo". Deadpool said at Batman as he twirled both of his Katana and took a stance.
Batman scoffed as he suddenly pulled out his grappler gun and pointed it upwards.
*Pwoooh*
Batman then reached a platform 15 meters away from deadpool. Seeing this, Deadpool could not help but look at him weirdly.
"What the?! Are we going to fight or what?"
"We would, not until you take this things". Batman then pulled out 5 Batarang.
"And...? What are you going to do with that?" Deadpool asked in curiousity.
"Experiment". Batman answered as he then threw the 5 Batarang. Deadpool readied himself to dodge, but noticed that not even one Batarang was heading his way.
"This...". Deadpool watched the five Batarangs being embedded around him as beeping sounds then came out from it immediately after, and as realization struck upon him, he could not help but cursed.
"Fuck"
*BOOOOOOMMM!*
Deadpool was caught off guard, due to Batman throwing a normal Batarang earlier, he unconsciously believed those five to be normal sharpened weapons too. Only when he heard the beeping sounds did he realized it.
Everything around deadpool was destroyed by the explosion and the floor crumbled as Deadpool fell on it with injuries in his body.
He fell inside the building and can't help but complain. "Cunning prick".
Deadpool then reached the ground in that floor with a loud thud and a groan.
"Uggh, I hope my back's not broken". He stood up in difficulty with injuries and burned flesh in his body. He has various tears on his red and black tactical suit. Some of his bones were also broken and dislocated due to the fall.
Deadpool slowly raised his body up as his injuries healed one by one at a very abnormal speed. His regeneration ability seems to be more faster than it used to be as not even five seconds passed and all his injuries were already healed.
"Well, this sucks". Deadpool commented as he just saw a silhouette entered through the hole above and he knew that Batman was currently somewhere in the surroundings.
The place was pitch black as the only light source in this place was the dim light that entered through the hole that batman exploded above.
"Territotial advantage I see". Deadpool commented as he observed the surroundings, trying to sense Batman's presence.
*Pwoooh*
The sound of the grappler gun echoed through the place as Deadpool then tightened his hold on both of his Katanas and called out.
"I may look jolly but I am not in the mood for some hide and seek". Just as he finished saying that, Deadpool sensed the disturbance through the air as he hurriedly turned around and slash his Katana in that direction.
*Pohlk*
What welcomed Deadpool was a crate full of Bananas in it, he destroyed the crate as splinters came out of it. Realizing his mistake, Deadpool immediately twirled his Katana in a reverse grip and stabbed backwards.
*Ting*
Metallic sounds once again echoed through the place as Deadpool skillfully turned and slashed the other Katana at the shadowy figure.
The figure grabbed the sword as his hands has gauntlets equipped on it. Finding that both of his weapons are locked by the figure, Deadpool jumped and kicked the figure with the both of his feet.
*Bam*
The figure staggered as Deadpool somersaulted through the air while pulling two of his pistols and aiming it at the figure.
*Bang*
*Bang*
*Bang*
The figure once again used a grapple gun and vanished at his sight. Seeing that, Deadpool cracked his neck and putted his gun back at the holster as he mumbled.
"Maximum Effort".
Deadpool then ran at a certain direction, completely relying on his instinct and senses on finding the figure.
Deadpool at first stumbled at the boxes and crates scattered around, but as he got used to it, his vision slowly adapted through the dark place and he could now see the figure jumping from one platform to another.
"Gotcha". Deadpool locked his attention at that figure as he then threw one of his swords towards it, the figure, as though it could see through the dark clearly, dodged the sword as it passes through its head.
The figure was about to land into another platform when he suddenly felt something restricting his momentum from going further, when he looked back, he saw that his cape was embedded through the wall by the sword he dodged earlier.
The figure immediately took out one of the explosive Batarangs with the intent of making a distraction, when Deadpool suddenly appeared in front of him and tackled him hard.
*Boom*
His hold in the Batarang got loosed from the tackle as it then exploded right after due to the impact it received.
Outside the building, you could see the wall on one of its floors exploding as two figures came out of it. One was wearing a red and black tactical suit, while the other wore a somewhat black and gloomy but tough tactical suit.
The two figures punched each other repeatedly while falling, trying to dominate each other through strength. They exchanged blow after blow until they then fall to another building that was just right next to the building they came from.
Batman fell hard to the ground with a loud thud as Deadpool was on top of him already reloading one of his gun.
Batman gritted his teeth as he activated the taser in his suit, electrifying deadpool, which in turn, made him drop the gun.
Batman then punched deadpool right at the face which made him flew a couple of meters away from him.
Batman stood up, his breathing was hard and rugged as he stared at the completely fine Deadpool flipping his body up to stand, no injuries could be seen in his body anymore aside from the tears and burns in his suit.
Batman squinted his eyes on that as he analyzed the situation.
"Man~, you even have sparkling suit? How envious~". Deadpool commented as he cracked his back, totally nonchalant at the now several aprroaching police cars at the distance, heading on their way into the building they were at.
As he stared at Batman, Deadpool sheathed his remaining Katana back to the holster and raised both of his fist in front of him.
"Fine, fists?" Deadpool challenged.
Batman didn't reply, but he also got into a stance, signifying that he's ready anytime even if his breathing was currently rugged and hard.
Seeing that, Deadpool didn't dilly-dally anymore as he immediately got closed to Batman at a speed that average humans aren't capable of.
'Fast!' Batman thought in surprise seeing that deadpool was already in front of him.
Deadpool then initiated a torrent of attacks to Batman. Whereas batman tried all his best to parry all of them. Alas, deadpool's attacks just keep on getting faster and faster that he was already having hard time blocking all of it.
Resulting on him receiving blows at certain areas, seeing that Deadpool was just too fast for him, batman instead decided to focus on defending the vital areas on his body.
Batman was completely on the defensive! Whereas Deadpool just keep on making Bruce Lee noises with his every attack, which only pissed batman off thinking that deadpool was just playing with him.
Gritting his teeth, Batman immediatelty grab one of Deadpool's outstretched arm and ignored the slight pain in his stomach from one of deadpool's blow as he tried to knock him down by flipping him over his shoulder.
"Oh? Quite cunning Batsy~". Deadpool commented after feeling himself getting pulled.
But he wouldn't just let Batman have his way as he immediately countered it by putting his left hand on Batman's back, which completely stopped the momentum.
Deadpool then swiftly made his way to Batman's front and puts him in a front facelock, hooks his utility belt, and lifts him up as if he were performing a vertical suplex. Deadpool then jumps up and falls onto his back so that the batman lands on his head while remaining vertical.
*Bam!*
Deadpool did all of that swiftly, which didn't give Batman any time to react as his head heavily greeted the cemented floor before he even knew it.
"And the crowd goes wild!!!" Deadpool screamed as he stood and face his back to Batman who was still on the floor as he raised his arms and yelled to nowhere.
He looks like the typical wrestler who was facing the wild crowd after knocking someone down.
A couple seconds after, Batman was already trying to stand up. He was feeling dizzy due to that move. Though he indeed has a cowl to protect his head, but the shock that was generated from the impact slighlty affected his brain, making him dizzy.
Deadpool stopped raising his arms as he faced the dizzy Batman. His demeanor changed as he stared at him.
"Did you know? Every strong villain in this world could easily kill you, you know that?". He asked Batman who was shaking his head to throw the dizziness away.
"But you hardly die! Do you guys know why?" Deadpool loudly asked.
"Well, because Batman is smart? Pfft, anyone could be smart! He has awesome gadgets? Meh~. Because he's batman? Suck a cock!" Batman stared at the cussing Deadpool who was practically talking to himself and not to him.
"There's one answer! Batman hardly die because of... Popularity". Deadpool remarked as he took one of his Dessert Eagle Pistol that was on the ground and reloaded it.
"Joker practically has several chances to kill you, but he didn't! Why? Because the people who read comics love you! He's the smartest they said, it's because he's batman they said. HA.HA! Laughable!" Deadpool sarcastically laughed as he pointed his gun at Batman.
"You worth no shit buddy~, aside from being smart, you couldn't defeat me, you are just too soft". He said as he literally pointed the gun at Batman's mouth.
Not waiting anymore, Deadpool then pulled the trigger.
*Bang!*
"Welp, this Batman was too nerfed don't you think so?" Deadpool questioningly asked to nowhere.
Batman's body laid on the cemented floor, unmoving. Deadpool on the other hand just put his gun back at the holster and stretched his body.
"Yawn~, I should be going now". Deadpool mumbled as he leaped from another building into another, exiting the place they were fighting earlier as he could now hear several helicopters at the distance.
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(A/N: Oh my! Did Batman died? Just like that? Well, we would know in the next chapter~.
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