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So, it seems That lil ole me may or may not have kicked the bucket. That's a shame, I still had a metric fuck ton of extra novels to read, like EPIC, and music to listen to, really a shame.

Well, it seems that we need some introductions. Hi, my name is . . . oh wait I don't remember it, well, probably something to do with me dead. What I do remember was that I was around fifteen when I got lifen't. Yeah sucks right?

Well, the way I died was sort of worse. I was casually walking my way around the neighborhood when all of a sudden, I hear the odd, but uncanny sound of the God of Isekai itself. Yep, good ol Truck-kun rammed into my side and I felt the pain of my left arm being broken from the impact, followed by my legs, then my ribs, and finally head. Yeah, seems mediocre.

But it ain't mediocre when you're the one getting run over, ain't it? Anyways, The only real things I remember about myself is my age, a portion of my memories, and all the shit I've sung, read, watched, and etcetera.

[Hello, are you still here, or are you already mad?] says the seemingly childish feminine voice in front of me. [If you are crazy then I'm gonna have to send you back through the same way you came, teehee~]

This "girl" is the one who deals with reincarnations and transmigrations, she's been working for who knows how long, and judging by her appearance. She seems to be a bit of and airhead.

[Hey, that's rude you know! Hmmmph, stupid mortals and their judgemental minds, you guys are all crazy in you world's anyways] says the woman, who pouts while crossing her arms and looking away.

(I could care less about what you think, I'm not gonna be a piece of shit who beats around the bush, my old man taught me that being straightforward is the one thing that others hate, just because nobody tries to get straight to the point, doesn't mean you have to sugarcoat your words as well. It's okay to be corrected, unlike Karens, just don't kneel over when you've been corrected, you stand by your answer not because it's what you believe to be correct, but that it's your own answer of your choice.) I say looking at the woman entity thing straight in the eye.

[*Sighs* okay then human-san, I just wanted to ask you if you've made your decision already]she says as she suddenly gets closer to my face and says seriously [Will you take the choice? or will you go back]

The choice she's asking me is if I want to be sent to other worlds, traveling the infinity realities for the entertainment of the Big Man. Turns out this guy is the one on top, as if the name wasn't a huge sign already.

(Fuck it, I'll do the shitty job. I better have some shit to help me in this journey.) I say. ( I'd prefer to have a system, one that has absolutely no bullshit)

[That's terrific! We already had a system that nobody wanted, you could customize it as you wi~]she says before I interrupt her (I want a gacha card system. Make every possible being available aside from the really powerful guys. Make it so that I could merge with the entity within the card and use it's powers without any cooldowns or backlashes.] I speed talk to her about my specifications. [Eh? EHHH?! But that's too strong! I can't just give you such a powerful system, no I won't allow it!] she shouts as she pouts yet again and stomps her foot.

(Quit pouting, shouting at me, and stop acting like you're a cliche anime highschool girl. I don't give two fucks if you don't like it. The very reason I chose it to be gacha is because of my shit luck, it'll never give me something good as long as I don't have any good luck, which comes the limiter to this system. The modifier for this shit is that I need a certain amount of luck to get better stuff.) I say to her as she stops to think about what I just said [That. . . sounds balanced I guess] she says as she realizes what I said at the start [Hey, I'm not cliche! I'm the coolest reincarnation judge you'll ever have the chance to meet before you reincarnate.] she says while posing like a chuuni.

(Whatever, I want an inventory as well, I want it capable of holding everything aside from living things, an exclusion to that is spirits or things containing souls, anything not that is unallowed. Also I want it to grow as I grow in strength. No point in being op in every aspect. And finally, I want a very simple status, just put System Points, Luck, Gacha, Health, and World Travel.)

[Okay, human-san, now it's time for you to roll what world you'll end up in for the first time, are you ready?] she says as a roulette shows up and she holds the side, ready to spin it.

I nod to her (Spin it, and by the way, I never caught your name, what is it?) I ask her for the last time.

[Ehh?! Ehto, m-my name is Alice! You better remember it stupid human!] she says as she seems to stutter, odd that she stuttered.

(Well Alice, I suppose I'll be choosing a name for myself since I forgot my old one, I'll just choose Frank, no real need to give myself a last name, since I'll probably forget about it) I say to her.

(Also, for all the marbles, quit acting like a child, you're even older than some universes for fuck's sake.) I say to her as the wheel lands on [Danmachi], well well well, looks like I'm gonna give a tiny goddess a hell of a time, a tall flat one a headache, and an old god a pair of pants full of shit.

(Aight, imma head out. See you never Alice!) I say to Alice as she says to me one last time [I'll meet you again Franku-san! And that's if you die! You got me?]

{Huh if I die? Sounds like Minecraft} I think to myself.