14 Chapter 14: Bruce Wayne's detective abilities can't compare!

Superman instantly acted, using the ability he mastered 8 months back, his eyes became boiling red as two great lasers instantly reached the head of the frost giant standing on Thors back. His head exploded as if it was a watermelon, except for the fact that his blood was purple.

The other giants instantly got ready for war and readied their weapons.

As soon as the blue giants spotted superman they attacked him.

'They are about half as strong as Spiderman' Kevin thought as he simply dodged them. After a few seconds of gauging their abilities, he flashed to the closest one giving him a light slap, making the said giants head bend, in such a way that heads don't bend.

He flashed to another one giving him a light punch to the stomach making him fly straight up like a cannon, penetrating the atmosphere.

Kevin looked up to see the blue man fly to the sky.

'Why didn't his body explore in gore?' Kevin thought, even though the giant had died by the force of his punch, his body didn't explode, instead it flew into space like a bullet.

The other giants had stopped in their tracks, finally showing fear on their face, but there was also ferocity.

They looked around as if finding something to help them from their situation. That's when they noticed the civilians inside the buildings. They turned towards them ready to pounce through their windows attacking the civilians.

Superman saw this and he simply shot laser beams through their heads, killing dozens of them instantly.

There was only one frost giant left, he stood there looking at Superman, and then as if he found his strength he gave a roar as he pounced on superman with his greatest strength, giving his all towards the punching Superman.

Superman just stood there waiting. And as the punch arrived on his face, it was as if the giant had hit something unmovable , his face didn't budge a millimeter.

The giant's arm on the other hand was bent on multiple places and the giants showed pain on his face as he retracted his arm.

Superman simply raised his hand and pushed down on the giants head until his head mashed into his spine easily as if he was pushing down on cotton candy, effectively killing the giant.

Superman would rather not kill but the frozen giants came here as soldiers with intent to harm. He doesn't know a better way to keep the people safe than simply killing them.

Kevin thought that killing others would make him feel bad, but it didn't. It felt slightly wrong but all is fair in war and love.

The commotion had led to lots of people watching from their windows, as most civilians in the streets had escaped.

Superman noticed that Agents and military personnel from the base in the canyon are hurrying towards this place.

Seeing as Thor was just lying there unconscious, he wondered if he should save him or let the agents take care of the rest

'He'll one day be an essential member of avengers... wait.. will the avengers still assemble?

Superman sighed before picking up the dead weight stripper Blondie. And flying away, avoiding contact with the people he suspected to be SHIELD.

'My apartment is too small for two people... I guess I have no choice." Kevin thought as he flew to his parents home.

"But They can never know that Thor is an alien... No they might actually experiment on him" Superman realized feeling a bit sorry for the prince.

Superman took him to his parents home and put him in a guest room. And right now he's sitting in front of his parents.

"Kevin.... No matter what... we will always love you, but this is wrong!" His mother told him in a pained voice.

"Mom you're misunderstanding"

"Kevin enough with the excuses, listen to your mother!" His father said.

His mother continued with "Kevin we are parents but we aren't out of date, we know the real identity of the so-called "friend you brought home." she said with total understanding of the situation.

"You do?" Kevin was shocked. Maybe him being an alien had made them realize that the cosmos is so much more than humans originally believed it to be. So his parents realised that Thor is the true, mythological Asgardian Prince just by the few hints on the news!

"Yes we know, he is the gay stripper from the Ass Garden strip club." His father continued as if he could see through Kevin's thoughts. Yes, he raised Kevin, how could he not see through him?

"But to beat him unconscious and bring him to your bed is wrong on so many levels Kevin!" His mother almost cried out!

Kevin almost fell 'What the... what do they think is going on??!!!' Kevin almost vomited blood. Shall he call on his ancestors to beat up his parents?

"Mom Dad listen very closely... This is not what you think... I" but he was cut off again.

"We know about your other secret as well... We have figured it all out but we were waiting for you to open up to us." His father said with absolute righteousness

"Yes, we know you met your real father even though it didn't go so well"

'what? How? when??' Kevin questioned silently.

"Yes, did you think we are dumb? A green guy suddenly comes to earth and starts creating chaos, and he's as strong as you. What else can it be? There are no green humans, so he's probably an alien, furthermore, he's as strong as you so he must be your real dad!" his mother felt hurt that their son didn't trust them with this. they waited for almost 2 years!

Kevin started to feel dizzy.. Did they really think that the hulk is his alien daddy, and that he kidnapped a hunky gay stripper?

30 minutes later Kevin had explained the reality situation.

"So you're telling me he is a scientist who was in an accident and gained superpowers becoming green? And that the blonde you brought home is a real Alien! ALIEN?! ALIEN?!? Not only that but he is the Mythical Thor?!" his parents repeated "alien" thrice.. it seems all good things must be repeated thrice....

'When they say it like that, their own theory sounds more realistic' Kevin grimaced on the inside.

"Yes, so please, in the future, please don't make such assumptions." Kevin had explained everything to his parents. In the future, he has to be careful, his parents have vivid fantasies.

"Who dares to imprison this Prince in this small room!.... And also, bring this Prince some beer" A shouting command was heard from upstairs.

Kevin felt more headache coming