11 New Member

[Lightning Archpriestess has joined the Dimensional Chat Group.]

Lightning Archpriestess: "Is what the hologram in front of me telling the truth? Is this really a chat group connected with other worlds?"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "There's something I've been wanting to try. You can confirm for yourself if whatever the System says is true."

Taking out a few talismans from her pocket, Huang Luan opens the gifting function of the Chat Group. Scanning the Talisman with her phone's camera, they disappear from her hand, being sent to the other eight members of the group.

[Retired Loli Sovereign has sent a red envelope to the group for each member.]

Lightning Archpriestess: "Something just came out from the hologram! A paper charm or something."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "Same."

Konakona: "+1"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Actually it's a talisman. It's something I made a long time ago, it's called a Wound Distortion Talisman. It can turn a small scratch into a fatal injury and vice-versa. It can be used three times.

Mr Fool: "This is a great life saving tool. I'll be sure to keep it on hand at all times."

Konakona: "You're gonna need it, Sherlock."

Lightning Archpriestess: Sherlock? Is this guy Sherlock Holmes?"

Black Star: "No, it's just the alias he's currently using, Sherlock Moriaty."

Mr Fool: "Why don't we take the time to introduce ourselves."

While the others take the time to introduce themselves, Huang Luan turns her attention to Wu Song who had been looking over her shoulder.

"What's that on your phone?" Wu Song asks.

"Something called the Dimensional Chat Group. Not entirely sure what the deal behind it is, just sorta got it a couple of days ago. It's full of people from different worlds from anime, manga, games, and novels."

"That sounds… a little hard to believe."

"Yeah, about as unbelievable as a Dragon showing up here to ask me to beat up another Dragon."

"The scale is a little different, but I know what you're trying to say."

"Apparently, there's also an anime about me in some of the group members' worlds. Want to watch it with me later?"

"Ok."

Huang Luan climbs back onto Wu Song's shoulders as they begin their return back to the temple as Huang Luan's turn comes up in the chat.

Retired Loli Sovereign: I'm Huang Luan, the Black Emperor, and a Deity. You may worship me now.

Lightning Archpriestess: "... Is she for real?"

Konakona: "Probably, I mean, her anime has her ruling a large empire and shows her having unusual abilities. Neither of these is explained, but most people looked past this issue since they weren't the main focus of the show."

Lightning Archpriestess: "Ok, but do you have anything else to say? Like hobbies? Favourite food? Or something like that? That's how everyone else introduced themselves."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "I like to spend my time enrolling in various schools since it's a good way to kill time. Other than that… my favourite food is Mapo Tofu and my favourite anime series is Precure. If you're satisfied, then you can start worshipping me now. I seriously need more believers with some commonsense, not that my current followers are bad, they're just so weird. Like, they strip their clothes off and run circles around the Eiffel Tower as a publicity stunt. Anyways, I've pinned my honorific name at the top of the chat."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "Since when could we pin messages?"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "You can't, but I can. It's one of the few benefits I have as the chat admin. I don't even get those discounts in the store that shows up in stories with chat systems like this."

Witch of the Void: "Since when were you the admin? And why has there been no mention of such a thing until now?"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Since the beginning and because I never thought it was important since I don't get to do much with it."

Black Star: "She has a point. She doesn't seem to have much power over the operations of the group chat."

Konakona: "Do you think the chat will issue quests like in those novels?"

Advocate of Gender Equality: "Maybe in the future. We got a new member and we haven't done anything, so we might get more features as time passes. Speaking of that new member, has she introduced herself yet?"

Lightning Archpriestess: "You guys finally remembered me…"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Just like other more normal chat groups, super easy to get off-topic."

Lightning Archpriestess: "I'm Mitsuha von Yamano, I was recently conferred the title of Viscountess. I can teleport to any place I'm familiar with and understand any language. And I suppose I can also heal from almost anything given enough time, I don't really know the limits of this, not like I'm going to test it."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "How tall are you?"

Lightning Archpriestess: "... Is this really an important question?"

Great Teacher Onizuka: "It's very important. All the other women in the chat are lolis! We need some that have normal heights! Now, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against lolis, but I have no interest in such a physique. We need women with curves! Big breasts! Va-va-voom baby!"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "You really don't think before saying anything, do you?"

Teriri: "If anything, he's true to his desires. Unfortunately, those desires are perverted in nature."

Witch of the Void: "I don't mind my height so much, but his words are definitely displeasing."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "o7"

Mr Fool: "You, my good sir, just made an enemy of half our group chat."

Konakona: "If Onizuka is good at anything, it's definitely getting other people worked up, and not in a good way."

She isn't sure why but Mitsuha gets the feeling that amongst the other female members of the group that she's won the genetic lottery and says her height.

Lightning Archpriestess: "152cm."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "..."

Konakona: "..."

Teriri: "We have a winner."

Witch of the Void: "Congratulations Miss Yamano, you are the tallest amongst the female members of the group."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "In other news, the new girl's story is called Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for my Retirement. What a long name."

Konakona: "Have you seen your title? It's not much better. BTW you can look at your story by getting it from the shop, it's free."

Mr Fool: "Speaking of gold, I could use some money."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "I wouldn't understand. I have more money than what I know what to do with."

Black Star: "I don't believe I'm as rich as the Emperor, but I'd say I'm pretty well off."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "Damn rich people…"