Intro

In the beginning I was very small in fact I remember my mom being like ten times as big as me. I grew up like any normal unicorn but being a dude with glitter and rainbows following you around everywhere you went. I tried to get along with the normal horses but they'd neigh and prance off like there better than me or something, which was soooooo wrong if i truly wanted to I could have just used my wish to blow those sorry little suckers back to hell, but I didn't want to waste my one wish. Ya so this is my life story.