new home for san and an unwanted visit from a monkey.

[Takuya's POV]

"San-chan, welcome to your new home" - I said as we stood in front of my house.

San-chan, my mother and the not-so-invited guest maki were next to me looking at the house.

The michishio family went to fix their things in their houses while we did it in ours.

"It's a bit small, but it's our sweet home" - my mother said as she had a smile on her face.

"Maki-chan we finally arrived" - said san while she saw the house.

"She looks narrow" - maki commented unnecessarily.

'It's good that no one is around' - I said as I looked everywhere looking for people, but the good thing is that there was no one.

While I was worried, san was thanking my mother while my mother just told her that she was welcome.

"At least here away from the sea and now we shouldn't worry so much about san-chan getting wet" - I said in a low voice while thanking for that.

"..." - it started raining.

Quickly grabbing san, who is on the ground with her legs turned into a fish tail, she carries her inside the house.

"Damn" - san said while he was holding his arms around my neck to keep from falling.

"Okay, san-chan, this will be your room" - said my mother while she seems that she was in the wrong room because she is showing mine and not the guest room... she was wrong, right?

My house has three rooms, my mother's room, mine and the guest room, even though we don't use that one and it is the smallest of the three.

"Whoa, but it looks like a boy's" - he said as he entered the room...because it's mine.

"Takuya leave your room to san-chan, you stay in the guest room"-my mother told me while I looked at her as if she had betrayed me. She knows how much I like my room, everything in it has been arranged the way I like it since I was little and now, now I have to leave it.

'How sad' - I thought as imaginary tears came out of my eyes, I can't show that I'm sad because if I do, san will feel bad.

After that not much happened. After watching many animes, I managed to avoid all the situations that would make me look bad, from asking before using something like the bathroom and trying not to say words that are very easily confused. After that, my dignity was saved. That's how I felt after spending the night. (Was saved from not finding ha maki by changing in the suitcase, but she was barely saved)

[The next day]

"Fiuuuu, we finally finished arranging your things" - Nagasumi said after finishing moving my things from my old room to the new one.

Meanwhile I was helping to arrange san's things, I wouldn't let nagasumi help here, what if he comes across something he can't see? I don't want to lose a friend.

"I'm sorry, takuya-san, you even have to give me your room" - san said with a sad face.

"This will be the Setouchi Sea Chivalry Federation, the first territory occupied by the Seto clan in Saitama-desu" - maki spoke with her tender voice, tenderly feigned from san's shoulder.

"FROM HERE WE WILL EXPAND TO THE VILLAGE, THEN TO THE CITY, AND FINALLY STARTING WITH TOKYO, WE WILL COMPLETELY TAKE OVER THE KANTO REGION" - he said as he left his performance and began to tell his evil plan with his breath hitched.

"..." - I stared at her while I thought how such a small being has such great ambitions.

"Maki-chan, we didn't come here looking for a fight" - san said while looking at her friend lost in her world.

"it's to be... takuya-san's wife" - san said embarrassed and with a little red face.

"San-chan" - I stared at her while I felt that he was stabbed with a knife again in the heart.

"TAKUYA-KUN, NAGASUMI-KUN" - while I was going to continue talking, I heard the voice of an annoying being that I did not miss at all on my vacations.

"IDIOT MONKEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" - I said while looking at my so-called friend and nagasumi's best friend... I don't like this monkey, he looks treacherous.

"HEY YOU, SARU" - the other one who shouted was nagasumi while looking at his friend.

"And that person over there is?" - san asked me as he looked at saru's idiot monkey.

"That's sarutobi hideyoshi, my evil friend" - this time nagasumi replied, I don't want to talk about him idiot saru.

"..." - I was going to yell for saru not to come in but he was already inside.

"Nagasumi, takuya, long time no see!" - he greeted as he entered the room of san ... they will not arrest me, if I hit him and left him half dead if I say it was because I thought it was a thief who entered my house?.

"DON'T ENTER SOMEONE'S HOUSE WITHOUT INVITATION, MUCH LESS TAKUYA'S" - nagasumi yelled at his idiotic friend, he knows I don't like someone to enter without an invitation.

"SINCE THEY LEFT I HAD NO OPPONENTS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY MY FIGHTING GAMES"

"SO FOR THE FIRST TIME I TRIED DATING GAMES"

"IT CAUGHT ME, THEY SHOULD PLAY IT. WHAT KIND OF GIRL WOULD YOU PICK?" - I yelled all while he was showing a dating game.

"Nagasumi you prefer calm girls over active ones... huh?" - began to talk about nagasumi, before realizing who was in the room.

The idiot monkey started getting redder and redder at the sight of san.

"NAGASUMI" - he grabbed nagasumi and took him outside... at least it didn't go to me.

"WHAT, WHAT, LEAVE ME" - shouted nagasumi as he was carried away by the idiot monkey.

While they had their conversation outside I stayed with san while we finished putting the finishing touches on the room.

[Third Person POV]

"WHO IS SHE" - saru said while she squirmed in shame.

"SAY SOMETHING IF THERE'S A GIRL HERE, DAMN IT"

"AND ME TALKING ABOUT A STUPID DATING GAME" - saru kept talking while nagasumi thought what to say about the relationship between san and takuya.

"Umm, ahh... this is a relative's daughter, san-chan" - Nagasumi said while scratching his cheek... it was the first thing that came to mind.

"SAN-CHAN-SAN? Is she a foreigner?" - Saru asked excitedly.

"NO, only san, only san" - corrected nagasumi.

'I think it will be easier if I tell her that she is a relative and avoid problems for takuya and san'-nagasumi thought as he patted himself on the back for being a good friend and saving them both from that problem.

"I fell in love with her" - Saru said to Nagasumi while Nagasumi had a surprised look at what he just heard from Saru.

"Brother I'm in love" - said saru as she hugged nagasumi to prevent him from leaving.

"Go home perverted monkey" - said nagasumi as she tried to get up.

"The task assigned to me by the boss is to get rid of the damn inceptos that come close to san-sama" - in that nagasumi heard maki's voice, saru was still talking to nagasumi so I didn't hear her.

"There's another incept which I have to get rid of here"-maki said as she got ready.

'MAKIIII....' - Nagasumi had a micro-infarction when seeing maki who had planned to kill saru.

"Hmmm... is there a doll in the hallway?" - Saru looked at the ground and saw Maki mistakenly thought that Maki was a doll.

"WHAT, is he looking at me?" - asked as she felt the murderous look maki was giving her.

"Wow!" - Nagasumi jumped to grab maki.

'If someone realizes the true form of san-chan he will be killed, and the day that saru discovers maki-chan, he will also die' - he thought as he planned what to say to prevent that from happening.

"Hey nagasumi what the hell are you doing?" - saru asked seeing nagasumi acting strange.

'Saving your life' - nagasumi thought while she had her smile trying to hide the lie that she will tell.

"Look at this, saru, you see it's a doll, she's a doll, isn't she pretty?" - Nagasumi asked as he held maki trying to prevent her from going and killed him.

"WHAT....." - saru stared at his friend shocked.

"Hey nagasumi, are you playing with dolls?" - Saru asked as he looked at his friend wondering what happened on his vacation.

'I'm doing this for you' - Nagasumi was throwing all his dignity away for trying to save his friend.

"Isn't she pretty?" - nagasumi asked saru again.

"CONTROL YOURSELF, NAGASUMI" - Saru said as he gave Nagasumi a right hand on the cheek.

"EVEN IF I TOLD YOU THAT I LIKE GAME GIRLS" - he kept shouting as he pointed at nagasumi.

"OHHHH" - Nagasumi was on the ground as she clutched her cheek in pain.

"YOU ARE MUCH WORSE THAN ME" - said while she kept pointing at him.

"IT IS NOT MY BUSINESS TO MESS WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S HOBBIES. BUT DON'T GET EXCITED WITH A DOLL, YOU IDIOT" - saru yelled as she cried because she had lost her friend.

"Shut up, THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH" - shouted nagasumi while maki was biting her finger.

"...I have much more to tell you, Nagasumi, but"

"don't give up nagasumi, if you're determined, nothing I say will persuade you. I'll take care of you... from far away" - saru said as she had tears in his eyes and gave a thumbs up to Saru's friend the.

Nagasumi was left depressed that he had lost something important today.

[takuya's point of view]

[Moments before]

"Takuya-san" - san spoke as he called me.

"What's wrong, San-chan?" - I asked as he arranged a painting.

"Why does takuya-san seem to not like sarutobi-san?" - san I wonder.

"About two years ago, saru did something that almost made me look bad" - I said as he tried not to say it...but I'm talking about san.

"What is it?" - San asked curious as she made me sigh.

"Saru brought some magazines that he shouldn't have brought to school and since they almost found out I try to hide them in my backpack"

"but, I caught him before he did it and I took him to the teacher, after leaving him with a black eye" - I said, even I was a little surprised that he hit him without thinking, I had to stay grounded for a while for hitting a partner another reason to bother with saru, my perfect conduct went away for that action.

"Oh..." - san was going to continue talking but we heard a lot of screams where nagasumi and the idiot monkey are.

As we walked to where the two idiots are, we saw saru in tears and nagasumi whispering to maki...what are these three idiots doing.

I watched as maki came out of nagasumi's grasp and pulled a mini sword type thing out of her conch…tell me I heard wrong and that's not a puffer fish stinger like she said.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KILL?" - Nagasumi yelled as he watched Maki swing the sword... I really don't want to get close, I don't want them to see me next to him.

"Takuya-san, he brought some drinks" - san said as he brought a tray with drinks.

"Nice to meet you, I'm seto san, from setouchi" - san introduced himself to saru after leaving the tray on the table.

"Even though I'm inexperienced, I came here to marry takuya-san" - she said while she had her hand on her chest.

"Get marry?" - Saru asked with a confused look.

I made nagasumi shut up before she said another idiocy... she had no plan to hide it.

"Yes, some things happened in setouchi, now I'm compromised, you idiot monkey if you try something with san-chan I'll cook you and feed you to the fish" - I said while giving saru a dirty look he's a perverted monkey.

"My, my first love…" - saru said as a depressed aura appeared around her…does she really have feelings?.

"I, I'm sarutobi hideyoshi, nagasumi's friend since elementary school and takuya's for three years, just call me saru" - said saru trying to hide her broken heart pain with a smile.

"Mr. saru" - said san... she is too polite.

I let go of nagasumi who was looking at me as if she's asking if I'm an idiot for letting san say it... the idiot is the one for doing things without knowing that I decided.

"Mr. saru, my name is mr. saru" - said the idiot monkey while he blushed a little... how horrible.

"You don't need to blush" - said nagasumi seeing his friend blush for a few simple words.

After that we started talking about first and last names... san didn't know my last name.

After drawing out the meanings of each one, he congratulated me on my name, but.

'Kanbara san, three crocodiles' - something like that is his meaning, he didn't like it and said he prefers his surname seto...sorry for having a surname like that.

San told saru to just call her san-chan, saru like an idiot started saying san's name but in the end she said 3 and san corrected her as a depressed aura descended on her.

"That perverted monkey is being very friendly with san-sama" - I heard maki speak as she began to roll around the table.

"THAT WAS CLOSE" - shouted nagasumi as she prevented maki from cutting saru with her puffer fish stinger sword.

"What, what the hell nagasumi" - said saru surprised to see nagasumi's actions.

"Look, I took a doll out of your ear" - said nagasumi as he moved maki's limbs.

'Has no dignity left' - I thought as she gave nagasumi a sad look for what she had to do to save saru.

Saru was surprised to see Nagasumi's magic trick but inside he was wondering what happened to his friend.

Meanwhile nagasumi was trying to take the sword from maki without much success.

"I CAN'T SEE YOU LIKE THAT, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO YOU IN SETOUCHI?" - Saru asked as pointed at Nagasumi.

"Well, a lot happened" - replied san. meanwhile I was drinking my quiet juice watching how nagasumi was branded crazy by his best friend.

"Things you can't tell anyone?" - saru asked curious, but a little scared to know.

"A little" - replied san trying not to talk much.

"The only way to deal with it was to play with dolls" - saru said as he had his arm hiding his face.

"It's obvious that nagasumi is acting strange" - san said with saru following the game trying not to say anything about the mermaids... or so I think.

'HELP' - that's what nagasumi's face was screaming when seeing that his friend and san misunderstand him.

Nagasumi was whispering to maki while saru was talking to san about nagasumi's strange behavior.

In the end nagasumi got maki to leave the sword, after they talk about what could happen if saru discovers about the sirens and other things.

After that a few more words and we got saru to leave, nagasumi also returned to her house and I was left alone with san and maki, my mother I don't know where she is today.

"Fuuuu I'm tired" - said san while she sighed lying on her bed.

"Sorry I tried to get her to leave earlier but the idiot monkey didn't want to go, but why are you tired?" - I said while she also sighed because saru sometimes bothers a lot... all the time rather.

"After everything that happened, as takuya-san's wife, I tried not to make a fool of myself" - she said as she looked at the ceiling.

"You don't have to worry about that, just act normal and you'll be fine, as long as the water doesn't fall on you" - I tried to reassure her while she said the last thing in a low voice.

'But hey, at least with me she gets tired because she's having fun and not because I'm annoying' - I thought while had her eyes closed.