1 Chapter 1
A/N: This is a fucked up in every storyline aspect. Also ages will be changed.
Breaking news!
The Black Dragon attempts to conquer the 10th floor of the Tower. Didn't they confidently declare that they were going to finally show the might of the greatest guild? Unfortunately, they have returned empty-handed.
The Rank 1 Hunter! The Flame Emperor has single-handedly subjugated a Boss once again!
"I want pizza."
While blankly staring at the TV, I thought to myself: 'I have enough money for 12 pizzas, I think? Do I really want to walk for a pizza?'
Hello Flame Emperor-nim!
Ah, right. Hello…
The Flame Emperor furrowed his eyebrows. For some reason, even his scrunched brows looked handsome.
You have set a new record once again! You are the only person who can single-handedly subjugate a boss monster. May I ask you to share your impressions?
First of all, I would like you to change that shitty title.
Excuse me?
I'm talking about the Flame Emperor. Call me by my name instead of using that shitty title. Like, what is the Flame Emperor supposed to mean? It's embarrassing. I would rather be called the Plague than the Flame Emperor. Someday, I'll definitely find the bastard who gave me this title and beat the living shit out of him.
"Floof?"
The surprised reporter stuttered. He could only stammer, unable to respond. Because the formidable man in front of him was widely known as the protagonist of this era. The subject of countless legends being written.
In comparison, I was just couch potato who wanted to be a hunter.
"Aaah," I mumbled. "I really envy him." How nice would it be to live a life like him? A life where you can say anything in front of a camera. I touched my smartphone and tapped on the familiar icon [MBP]. I wanted to get the pizza delivered to me just a 18 year old teen wanting pizza .
"SO BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO!"
"Man I wish I was a hunter, but I don't want to die!"
I continued looking at the computer screen that was floating in front of me.
WAIT!
"HEH?"
[You have been chosen as an awakened.]
My light pink hair swayed as I fell down, "HEH?" The screen continued.
[Your desires have been heard.]
[A certain deity as responded.]
[You have been granted the following skills by judging and using the power of your soul.]
[A] [Bury the Hope]
[B+] [Aura of Conquest]
[A+] [Strength Above All]
[EX] [Never Dies]
[?] [Voices]
[You can unlock more skills related to your existence after reaching certain levels.]
Looking at the sky a low chuckle slipped out before turning until it turned into full blown insane laughter.
My attention was solely on two skills.
[EX] [Never Dies]
[Player will usually be in a favourable position in battle and will always come out alive. Somehow... Won't even be close.]
[A+] [Strength Above All]
[As long as you a stronger than an enemy no matter how much stronger, the outcome is your victory. Somehow...]
I chuckled as another screen popped up.
[Deity has intervened again]
[Please select a title to replace your name.]
I thought for a bit until I thought of my youtube channel name.
[___]
[Technoblade]
[Yes] <==
[No]
[Congratulations Technoblade]
[*ERROR*]
[Deity has once again intervened]
[Deity will have his powers stripped if he intervenes more]
[You have received]
[x1 Diamond Sword(Unbreaking III, Mending I)]
[x1 System]
[Deity has receded to the void once again]
Man I never knew that a deity was trying so hard to help me!
"For those who treat me with kindness, I shall repay that 10 fold. And those who treat me with malice I shall show no mercy."
3rd POV
Techno stood there silently after receiving his skills and items.
"Stats"
A screen popped up in front of him, it reflected his blood red eyes and his pink hair that paired with it.
[Technoblade]
[Str: 20]
[Agi: 17]
[Int: 30]
[Luck: ???]
[Available Stat points: 0]
Techno grinned as he spoke what was needed to get him to floor one.
"TRANSFER!"
A white light surrounded him as he looked around to gain his bearings.
He was in floor 1 dubbed the tutorial floor. Immediately he was surrounded by tiny little goblins.
"HEH!"
Techno HEH'd real hard after seeing one of the goblins pounce on him. Reacting on instinct he swung his diamond blade. The neck of the goblin split as its blood gushed out all at once.
Techno looked at the sword before whispering "I did that?"
Suddenly a loud voice pierced Techno's ears.
"DUCK!"
Techno instinctively followed the voice as he ducked down only to notice that a goblin had flew past where he was.
"Cut to your left!"
Techno followed the voice once again. The goblin split in half like butter.
"Use this as a learning opportunity!"
Techno listened as he would need to be experience if he was to survive in the upper floors.
Techno turned around and waited until each Goblin pounced before slicing them with one clean stroke of the sword.
The goblins, seeing that they would have to gang up on him, jumped all as a group onto Techno. Techno was caught off guard as this was not expected. He screamed in pain as a goblin tore a chunk off his side and started eating it.
"SCREW THIS."
Techno started swinging wildly thinking that it might shake them off. Those nasty critters had their claws gripped tightly on his shirt as he swung his blade. With every goblin cut down, two more took its place.
Techno grew faint as he blacked out only to reach a blood red orb. Touching it he gained memories of combat from his future self.
A tug brought him back to reality as his eyes became emotionless and steeled. His blade swung and drew blood without hesitation.
This was who he was.
This was The Blade.
