1 Genesis

Ever wondered what is the deepest and coldest part of the entire universe? Or if dimensions and different worlds exist? I for sure have not.

Ever wondered... if the legendary, abysmal pit of darkness exists? Okay, am I drugged at this point?

It has been thousands, millions of years, or maybe even eons since I started to drift in this space.

Dark. Pitch black. The only light existing in the entire blackness was my astral form which was glowing.

Often I wonder if I did something wrong to be stuck here, in this prison.

I mean other than probably genocide, attracting the wives of every male, plundering other species' settlements, destroying a couple of lower worlds, and brainwashing people to worship me so I can collect their faith to become a God, I have not really done much.

Imprisoned here, I know I will gradually forget my memories and become mindless without memories so I keep replaying my life.

Although I know there is not much hope I am firm in my belief that there is an end to everything. Then again, I am still not sure if time even exists in this plain.

To every End, there is a Beginning and likewise, every Beginning has an end or so there is a popular statement as this.

One would think, why not just gradually forget everything? So that my memories do not torture me.

However, I can not do that. Defeat without a lesson is equally as humiliating as mercy offered by the enemy.

I just cannot accept defeat. There will be a day or should I say, night when I get out of here.

Before entering this space, I was the King of Fairies, everything I wanted was at the tip of my fingers.

Power, women, the most ancient wines, the best musicians... and probably hamburgers too.

If I am wholly right then before my death I was taking a stroll in the capital of the Fairy Realm.

The capital was the best area, at least for me, it was like a haven of peace.

Why so?

Because there were many portraits and statues, and want to know the amazing fact about that?

All of them were based on me.

Everywhere I go, I would see myself.

Now that I am stuck, I do admit. My extreme narcissism and super-godly looks may have been my downfall.

Well, I was pretty revered and immensely loved by the citizens of my kingdom... or should I say in the female population? Haha, I don't know what to say.

Sigh this is so pathetic, monologuing to me.

Anyways.

So where was I?

Yes.

Just like always, I was taking a stroll in the capital, and another statue of mine was being constructed.

This was the most special statue. It was going to be the grandest of all my statues combined.

It was being constructed of Pure Mythril, dug from the heavenly lake beside the world tree, Yggdrasil.

Pure Mithril, has the properties of even destroying the soul to the point of nothingness.

The statue was to be placed in the center of the capital giving it all the more attention.

Well, I was standing right under my statue, and admiring myself.

Damn though!! I must say!! How could I be so heaven blessed!!

I had the best facial features, don't even talk about my man's pride, it's adjustable, I also had two wives.

One was Titania, I would call her Titty when we were together for teasing, I won't lie, she had good assets, especially the chest part.

The second was Elequeeness, she was another beauty altogether, cold, distant, and brimming with elegance.

The only difference between the two was that Titania would at least talk with me, and Elequeeness on the other hand would always put a cold facade.

What she didn't know was that I could easily see through it after all it would instantly disappear during copulation.

We even had a child, for fairies all we had to do to procreate for a child was mix our blood with spirits and pledge to the great tree of Yggdrasil for its blessings, and then it would become a seed.

The seed would have to be buried in the ground and brought up with utmost importance and care.

Only then would it grow into a single plant, from that a flower would take birth when the flower would bloom it would contain a child.

Easy Peazy Women Squeazy.

My little princess was the proof of all of us, Titania, Elequeeness, and me.

It is pretty normal, three and more people or even the same gender for that matter can have a child.

Anyways... I was standing right before my statue.

It was shining with white brilliance and looked almost as if it was alive, it wasn't fully completed yet, the workers were still working on it with their pick axes.

While I was in a daze, cracks formed on the surface of the statue, and- BOOM!

Yup. That's how I died, death by my own statue.

Quite ironic it is.

The better word for my death would be death by narcissism.

I had many redeeming and great qualities but my worst quality was my overbearing narcissism. I had everything else in control. Maybe this statement is narcissistic too.

I literally have no idea how to tone it down but trust me I am trying. Narcissism is a weakness.

My body probably got crushed due to the statue toppling down on my ass. Pretty sure the males whose women were obsessed with me were jumping with joy but probably shocked too.

I don't know why they hated me. Not my fault that I am the most handsome existence with the best sensual skills.

They should blame themselves for being males and not females.

Me dying and that too a statue was an outcome that no one would have expected.

The Great Irakiel El Navah died. The King of Faries, the most mischievous lad in the celestial realm whose narcissism and deeds are known in the Godly Plains too... to die... and the cause of death to be a statue for that matter.

Almost laughable.

As an infant, I led expeditions in my Fairy Realm and finally united it.

Titania and Elequeeness were the only two other fairy rulers for that matter however they soon became mine. Titania through a marriage alliance and Elequeeness through military might.

The fairy realm is a totally different subspace. The only space which was heavily different compared to the lower worlds, the Celestial Realm, the God Plain, and subspaces.

It was because the subspace was special. It was naturally created with spirits and the World Tree, Yggdrasil had its seed first plowed here.

Faries could not even leave the subspace, as if they were bound to it, the latter was the same for outsiders unless they had an invitation.

It could have been because Faries were born out of necessity to protect the World Tree from harmful existence. A lot like soldiers.

Fairies have a unique ability that no other races had, they can control spirits to their will and spirits are the building blocks of life essence.

Just like cells of a human body, spirits would together to form a fairy.

I had made my peace with dying. Even if I did not become a God, it was alright. My life had been pretty eventful.

My only regret was my daughter.

Ok...

Who am I lying to?..

My regret was not seeing the completion of my statue.

I felt the same amount of regret towards my family, I can't lie about that no matter how narcissistic I am. Probably.

Although I never thought in a million years that I would die this way.

To be honest I am not even sure how I am existing in my astral form. Maybe because I am an El Navah and had the divine Imperial Godly Constitution. An existence supposedly loved by everything. The son of the universe blah blah blah.

By my calculations, my soul should have gotten obliterated and faded away as soon as it came in contact with the natural nihility inside the Pure Mythril.

You see, Nihility. The strongest and most dangerous energy when condensed into a solid form is Pure Mythril.

Fairies are semi-immortal species. If the astral form of the body is removed then the physical body freezes forever. If they die naturally, for example, stabbed to death then they divide into spirit wisps.

So I am guessing that my immortal body must be in a death trance since my astral body is here.

Maybe by now they have already put me in a glass coffin and showcased it to the public, at least it is a win for the ladies especially if my face has still not been disfigured.

Once again I was drifting just like always. The glow on my body was gradually fading in small amounts. This had been happening since the beginning.

I assume this is because I am an abomination, an irregular in the place. How could something possibly exist in nothingness?

Finally, after some eons perhaps, all the light had almost dissipated. Only a small glow remained.

Is this death?

Just when all the glow was going to disappear I spotted another golden light.

This was the first time ever since I had entered into the nothingness that I had seen another light.

I started to swim towards where the light was.

Would I meet another person just like me? I was curious.

Finally, I reached towards the light only to be disappointed because it wasn't another soul but instead it looked like a page from a book.

The page was floating while excluding a bright light.

As I went closer I noticed that the page was enormous, probably immeasurable in size.

Oh well, at least I could try to read it to pass the time.

I swam to the top which took a few more eons and started to read it.

The language was a new one for me. As a fairy, I could speak and understand every language. However, I could not decipher this one.

Then I thought that since I am going to fade anyway, I can at least try to decode what was written on it.

When I finally reached to the end of the page, I tilted my head upwards to see the endless page.

I swear to Oink. I do not even know how I managed to come to the end of this page.

Although I couldn't decode anything I don't regret it, it was a good way to pass the time. I gradually understood the letters of the words, just that I did not know what they meant.

It was at that moment that suddenly the page, a few centimeters away from my face got absorbed into my astral body.

For the first time in a long while, I felt pain and this pain was directly striking my astral body. I tried to scream but no voice would come out which was to be expected since I do not have an actual mouth.

If I had one, my vocal chords would have been long since torn up.

I could feel the texts on the page getting imprinted on my almost faded soul however every time a text entered into my body I would feel immeasurable pain

-and moreover, there were infinite words so yeah... imagine being pregnant in the dick continuously.

For the first time since I came here, I lost consciousness.

I am clueless about how this is even possible in my astral form.

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I tried to open my eyes but the light was too bright, it invaded and would make me wanna puke. Suddenly I heard a crying noise,

'Who is crying!?!'

Now I could hear it louder, annoyed I tried to open my eyes properly. Strange. Now I could feel my mouth filled with a very tasty liquid... Ahhh this is milk... WAIT WHY THE F*CK AM I DRINKING MILK!!!

I wanted to shout at whoever was ruining my final moments of rest.

What happened? What is going on I seriously could not understand. THIS IS TOO MUCH BULLSHIT.

"Look at him. He's so cute!"

I guess I am..... actually I should be called handsome right?

Wait... wait!! No no no this is not possible... how is this possible?

Am I in the body of a kid?

Wasn't I right now in the abyss.... is this a hallucination? Someone slap me on my bum!

Two months later, I finally found the strength to open my eyes, a blurry figure started to come into my view. Slowly my blurry vision started to clear. At last, I was able to see in front of me.

It was a human I guess, a female human, I started to examine her closely.

Never in my life had I ever seen humans in person frankly did not even want to.

She had long black hair with a chiseled face. Under her eyes were two huge black bags, but even though she looked tired she couldn't help but smile.

Ugly.....

Humans are ugly...

-and this is why I never bothered to see them in person.

Can a baby puke? Or will that take too much energy?

Fuck it. I am gonna puke.

Every time I tried only cries would come out which soon became amusing since I was trying to make a beat with my crying.

I must have cried for a long time since I could feel that the woman in front of me was annoyed.

Next moment I felt as if I was being embraced into her soft apples. Truly! This is heaven. It's soft and I feel like sleeping because of it. For the first time since I came out of the abyss, I can sleep.

Lies!!

She was flat as hell!!

My head hurts!

Humans...

After a while, I drank milk to my heart's extent and now my stomach was completely filled. For the first time in eternity, I had tasted something.

Starting to feel drowsy, I felt sleepy. I have many questions that are taking up the place in my head. By now I had confirmed that I was a kid.

That was for sure. Judging by how I was getting breastfed and how I couldn't see properly. At least I could feel my arms and legs which meant I was born without any malfunctions.

The only speculation that I have is that I have been reincarnated.

How funny is this... I, the most handsome existence has been reincarnated into a disgusting human.

Never thought a day would come when I would be reincarnated in this ugly species.

I would prefer the abyss more.... on second thought never mind. I am grateful.

"Abuu eee oo pui pui nico." (I wonder if I have mana.)

Okay... no mana.

I quickly checked if it was possible to cultivate.

Crap...

I don't even have a root.

Oh no!

Am I supposed to live like this? Why are humans so useless???

Haha jokes on me.

I died twenty years later choking on cup noodles.