10 Boss Fights Summary

*Floor 10*

I kept making and throwing ice spears at the giant crab while dodging the water bullets that had already put a few holes in me. My ice spears are slowly taking chucks out of its armor but the fucker isn't staying still so I'm wasting MP on missed shots.

I make another ice spear, lowering the temperature of the spear until I struggle to continue grasping it with my now frostbitten hand. I throw the newly generated spear, watching gleefully as it pierces the crabs shell.

*Floor 15*

I grasp the bat by its wings, ripping them out off its back. This was the fastest enemy I have faced yet and its annoying screaching was not something that I could defend against. Good thing it didn't expect the ice spear going into its stomach or I might have to tank its attack to get it close.

*Floor 20*

I stay above the ground like I have done since I stepped on floor 16, waiting for the ugly fucker to come up to try to eat me. The feeling of fear and disgust that easily overshadows the feeling from the rat floors came over me when I saw the giant worm come shooting out the desert floor towards me once again.

I rain down ice spears on its head to add to the ones already there to try to kill it as soon as possible. It seems injured but still alive. Unfortunately. I dodge it again and watch it burrow back into the ground. I wait in the air for it to come up again, not daring to land on the ground till the stone wall comes into view, confirming that it's dead.

*Floor 25*

I dodge another attack from the giant slime that fills almost half the dungeon room. I keep lowering the temperature of the entire room while shooting ice spears at it, and dispersing them into freezing air when they are just consumed by it.

I fear being consumed by the thing and truly dying. The only way I can win is to freeze its entire green gelatin body and shatter and consume the pieces one by one. No other physical attack seems to work against these things.

*Floor 30*

The goblin queen looked down from her tribal throne with a blow dart in her mouth as I killed her guards. More poison darts are shot at me, and I make more ice shields to block them. As I kill the last guard, the queen finally gets up from her throne to charge towards me with a giant hammer.

'Looks like she's a melee fighter also' I think to myself while reinforcing my ice spear to be colder and harder so it doesn't break against her hammer. I charge her, knowing that it's a bad idea to let them build momentum with such a large weapon.

*Floor 35*

I stand in front of one of the dog headed Kobolds. He, like the others, is wearing samurai armor. All their people have a seemingly random assortment of weapons and so happen to be a spear like mine. We have been fighting here for a while.

I could have killed him a while ago but his level of skill in spear wielding is simply amazing and I feel myself learning from simply fighting against him. As my magic starts to run out, I prepare myself for one last exchange with him.

*Floor 40*

The giant annoying ass ogre keeps putting random shit in its mouth and healing from it every time I'm about to kill it. Its giant weapon and stupid strength is the only thing it has going for it and would have been killed long ago if it wasn't constantly stuffing its mouth with rumble from the surrounding buildings.

As I bring it close to death again and it goes to stuff it's me AGAIN, I use my saved MP to make 5 of my coldest spears and aim them all for its head. The sound of the big oaf falling, headless, to the ground was music to my ears.

*Floor 45*

The five story zombie was scary at first, but after a while of me shooting ice spears into every single one of its limbs slowed it down immensely. The only troublesome part was the black miasma that slowly killed me throughout the fight, but when I gained black magic resistance, the fight became a cakewalk.

It looked like a giant porcupine now and as it slowly fell on its face, I realized how far I've grown since the beginning of this dungeon.

*Floor 50*

The mummy cast another black magic that would probably have given me rotten skin or something. I dodge it and move closer and stab at it with my red and gold spear at its pulsating black heart.

It dodges the spear but doesn't dodge my tail that comes from underneath and quickly drains energy out of its heart. I dodge back as another black spell is shot at me and get ready for another attack at my weakened enemy.

*Floor 55*

The crack on the skeleton's head spread as another attack from my spear hit it. The boss skeleton's main thing is its durability and its speed, but I manage to move out of the way of every one of its sword attacks and attack its head.

The skeleton jumps back and shakes its jaw at me and the feeling of being cussed out washes over me. I instinctively wave my middle finger and I'm almost too distracted by its next attack. "Sucky move Ken" I said to Ken. Ken doesn't seem to like its name and attacks me faster than it has so far.

*Floor 60*

The ghost king straightens his crown and slowly turns invisible again. I know he can turn invisible instantly and the only reason he would do it slowly is to mock me. I hate that these monsters seem to be gaining personality and most of them come off as real snarky.

I wait for its last attack, while reading an ice spear. Only my coldest spears seem to work against these assholes. I feel an attack coming from my back left and I make an ice shield in front of the attack and shoot the spear behind it. The shield shatters as expected but the ghost king isn't prepared for the attack that shatters its ethereal head.

*Floor 65*

My fascination at seeing a three headed cerberus is quickly distinguished when all three head shot fire at me. I hurriedly fly up and bring my spear out to fight it. I use ice magic sparingly only when the flames are about to overtake me since the magic to just protect myself is unreal.

The only chance I have to attack is when it's firing its fire since it pretty much blinds itself with its own bright flames. As fire leaks from its mouth again I quickly go underground until I'm right below it. The last thing it feels is my spear puncturing the bottom of its jaw and entering its brain.

*Floor 70*

I stab my ears again so I don't get distracted by the mermaid song. It doesn't distract me alot, but does draw my attention to her and waves my focus from the impossibly sharp water spears coming after me.

The fight so far is her using the lake she's in the middle of to form spears and hurling them and me forming ice spears to throw at her. I am slowly getting closer to her and when I do I'll wrap my hands around her annoying little throat. She would actually be cute if she wasn't trying to kill me. What a waste.

*Floor 75*

I'm glad that I gained poison resistance on the 72nd floor when I got bit there or this little shits poison would have killed me by now. The queen of the snakes came into view again and I quickly closed my eyes so I didn't slowly turn to stone. I accidentally looked it in its eye when I first saw it and expected to stare from the long pitch black snake but only felt my hand turn to stone.

I quickly cut that hand off with my other hand and haven't looked at it since. As I hear it slither to my left, I hurl an ice spear at it to grab its attention. A bite on my torso lets me know that didnt work. The feeling of fangs piercing my breasts pisses me off so much that I bite the top of the snake's head without thinking.

*Floor 80*

The chimera with the head of a horse, body of a lion, and tail of a snake lungs towards me again. I freeze the entire area that we are in, slowing it down enough to take out one of its eyes before it breaks the ice surrounding it and swiping at me.

I fly back, narrowing, dodging the hit and hurling an ice spear at its hide. It pierces through and the chimera shoots venom at me from the snake head. I freeze the venom on its way to me and send it shooting at the horse head.

*Floor 85*

"Fucking demons" I say to myself while trying to ignore the smell of brimstone in the air. Everything was burning and the demon standing in the middle of everything seems to be reveling in it. I try to get behind it unnoticed by the way its neck turns 180 degrees to look at me and tell me that I failed. I heard a shriek but ignored it since I couldn't tell where it came from.

*Floor 90*

The beautiful woman hurled another spear at me and I couldn't help but feel bad for her because of the look on her face like she hated every moment of this. I could tell that this beautiful woman didn't want to hurt me and fighting her anyway made me feel uncomfortable.

I steeled my will when I realized that I needed to kill her to beat this dungeon and not die. I raise my spear while building my determination while flying at the now weeping angel.

*Floor 95*

It seems like I'm fighting a god now. I can tell that the enemies I've been facing since level 80 are at their weakest and I'm still coming near death from every single one of its attacks. As another bolt of lightning hits me in the chest, I get a relieving notification that I gained lightning resistance.

I hurl my spear at it and make a hole in its chest. It looks at the hole and shoots another bolt of lightning at me like it's not there. A Lot of not so child friendly words echo in my mind as I get hit in the chest again.

*Floor 100*

I lay next to the dead body of the golden dragon. Nothing remains of the mountain that we fought on. I was missing my right arm, left leg and breast, and half of my stomach. Something is stopping me from healing as quickly and the only thing keeping me alive is my tail constantly drinking the dragon blood.

No matter how injured I am, the smile on my face doesn't fall and I look happily at the now golden portal that opens up in the corner of my eye.