Smart phone?
Sitting with my wife I ask( have you learn how to shorten your self yet) ( yes the shortest I can go is 5,1) ( good shrink down to 5,7 so we can go out and go buy this smart phone that the kids keep talking about but come here I have to make us look old) ( but I don't wanna look old) ( NOW) she blushed and walk over I change our physical age to 70 grabbing her hand I say ( let go walk like mom and dad die before they died) ( I still miss your mother ahh she was the nicest women I have ever met) my wife and mother are the have the same personality there both have what my grandkids call giving off creepy vibes there both loners I met my wife in battle.
Northern side of Kyoto Japan Sengoku period
Authors pov
Yukis age is 10 here
You can hear yuki say ( divine departure) he slice a Army of 100 samurais in haft with one move he lift his Foot and with in a Second the Sakura daimyo head was chopped off. He walks towards the Sakura daimyo's mansion and opens the gate and sees 3 women on there knees with there necks exposed he Puts his katana in its scabbard and walks over and says( I can not kill a women you will be living with me from now on you can try to get revenge all you want I'm sorry for my weakness) the look up with relief and he turns and walk away and as he walks he sees a tall girl in the middle of the Battlefield she turns around and looks at yuki with a blush and says( where you the one who did this) yuki replied ( and if I did) she blitzed him and kissed him( then let me marry you) with a straight face and ask ( why) ( you are strong and can give me a strong children) looking her up and down and said ( how old are you) ( 10) ( fine you can be my wife you will learn from my mother on how to be a Ojou of the house you will be the Second Ojou in the yuki clan after I take over and become the patriarch now you girls stay here I'm going to collect the money off the bodies)
Present time Kyoto Japan
yuki,s POV
We walk down the street of downtown Kyoto and walk to the mall as we walk around I say ( let us buy those iPhones our grandkids want I think it was the 11 they said ) we walk in the store and find the phone but I see there's a 13 ( excuse me can I get some help over here) a girl about 19 walks over( hello sir what can I help with you) ( yes what the difference between 11 and 13) ( its camera quality Sir) ( I'm sorry young lady but my husband has been and self isolation for the past 20 years so he doesn't know what a camera is and anata it's a Picture but it makes it look more realistic) I rub my gotee and say ( the I'll take 10 of the 13 young lady) ( yes sir if you follow me )
Arriving home I walk in side and say ( I quite like being in this old body) (why anata) ( because women don't stare at me walking down the street) ( yes I like that to but changes back) I Touch her and turn our physical age back to 20. ( everyone come down here) I wait 5 minutes and see everyone come down ( here I bought all of you new phones and bennihime I need you to help me and grandma work these phones) ( hai gg what do you want me to do) ( the young man said something about TikTok)
2 days later of being on the phone I see this transgender and LGBTQ+ it's bullshit you are going against God's will they will rot in hell with the other siners.( bennihime come here please) I wait she's the youngest in the family and secretly my favorite( yes gg) ( who is this Andrew tate guy) ( he's a man the speaks on men's mental health and traditionalism in the modern age) ( mmmm I would like to meet this young man come her bennihime) I rub her head and say ( you can go now) she sit down on my lap and falls asleep. She only 6 years old and here father is going to be here in the next couple of days and I'm going to give him a pice of my mind he dares to beat my descended. But for now I need to make a call
( young one I need you to get me a meeting with the man named Andrew tate) ( I can do that) ( good get one with in the next week) I hang up and pick up bennihime and walk to my room and see mio watching tv ( honey let's go to bed that fool will be here tomorrow) ( okay but why do you have bennihime with you) ( she fell asleep on my lap so I think she wanted to sleep with us tonight)
The next day 10:00AM
I wake up to yelling standing up I grab my katana and walk down stairs ( anata go put clothes on) I didn't register what she said I was starring at the fool ( how dare you walk in to my home and beat my kids and think you own this place you young man have tested this fossils patience) ( who the fuck are you go away before I kill yo) before he could finish a sentence I grabbed his neck and slam him to the floor. ( you know in the 560 years I e been alive no one has spoke to me like that and lived and you won't be the first kids go up stare ALL OF YOU GO NOW mio stay) after they left I and all his limbs off and heal them to stubs and put him on the floor( what should we do) ( just kill him) I cut his head off.
Sitting under the Sakura tree I see mito walk over ( pa can I sit with you) I tap beside me and she sits down ( what do you need my Child) ( I want to hear that old lullaby you used to sing) I sang her a old lullaby that my mother used to sing it was about the Samurai that would cover lands with blood of the evil and spread the words of kindness.
After singing the song I see that mito has fallen asleep I pick here up and put her in the bed Evan at 60 she's still my little girl. Walking to the back of the house I sit down and l look out to the mountains and opening a drawer on the table I pull out a Tobacco Leaf and some of gods Semen witch the kids call weed. Rolling the weed up I smoke and see my grandson ( come some with me son) he walks over and sits down and smokes with me ( some one will be coming over next week ) he look at me and ask ( who ) ( a guy named Andrew tate I wanted to meet him so he will be here next week)