How many people wanna kick some ass

Authors note. doing this here to explain the reason it took so long is A. My first time writing a book. B. Everything from here decides everything the tone the tempo. Its more then him stepping out the door its stepping forward but i couldn't decide which foot led. In the end as a superman fan i have to go with whats right for the house of El. What that means there wont be harem this IS a multi world system. Also i made him a veteran so thats gonna go deep. Now im going to shut up and let the story go, enjoy. And welcome to the House of El.

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I open the door after all time spent in doors i felt the sun hit me. As in it felt like a blow to me I FELT the sun i felt my body drink it in and nourish me in was i could not comprehend. I had to get my mind right the world was moving to fast for me right now. So i turned to the one person that knew my mind and what i needed. " El i need a direction a drive help me i feel like im drowning in this one moment. Its all so big i feel small right now i was a soldier and now i dont know what i even am."

With a tone i didn't expect it was sympathetic it ramped up made my blood boil and gave me the perspective i needed so badly. The words he gave were simple to the point ,and helped me SEE me who i am at heart.

[The world is in chaos there is no order 2/3 of humanity has been turned into zombies. The house of EL has chosen you have judged your heart pure and gave you there very legacy. The cancer that you told nobody about as you were waiting to die slowly or consider a fast suicide is gone your DnA is more powerful then it is. Your body is 6 times as strong as the average man. And the oath you took when you started your journey for honor still stands Defend the people from both foreign domestic entities. You can have purpose once again the cities everything is going to be reabsorbed in the earth and replenish itself renew itself in one month player cities will rise. Be the hope the people need and Drive on.]

"Gotta thank you for that world felt to be to much for me for a moment needed perspective. Thanks for not ganking my chain."

[ I'm a dick if you are host .] Something tells me this was a one time deal... Fucker.

A scream from down the street draws my attention as zombies chase a lady and her kid. So action report 6 zombies 2 civilians posted fan pattern chasing after them down the street. Woman's carting the child in her arms and considering the bouncing double Ds on the lady she isnt going to last long . One of two things will happen she gives herself a black eye running or she cant see her fucking feet and trip ....one things for sure she has a healthy set of ....lungs. Oh well time to do some work.

"El how much more am i compared to a healthy male of my race"

[You are a cheating ass partial kryptonian thing silver age superman and thats it faster then a locomotive. Your race is no longer human dick weed]

"Well then jimminy cricket called and wants his role back. And now for the age old question How many people wanna whip some ass?"

[ I DO I DO] Hmmmmm didnt know he knew that song....

[ i know what you do host] smart ass.

Still waiting for the chick to get a little closer she is almost half way here why you ask because she has bouncing jubblies. Fine be that way im moving sheesh its appreciating beauty. Admittedly at the worst moment but ill take what i can get.

Putting my ass in gear i rush forward towards the zombies. I wont lie i almost pissed myself i went so fast i went woosh and there was almost a ugly decomposing corpse kissing me. Needless to say i tripped fell rolled on my feet and noticed even zombies can have a WTF look.

Due to fuckery i messed up and now behind the middle of them all with them moving to flank me. There is one thing to note there all moving really slow i notice with a grin. Then its game time i smash the center ones head like a watermelon. Whip the rod of power (aka wooden stick) back and forth to take out the 2 on ether side of that ugly fuck stick.

Then roll backwards because my cocky ass got surrounded by enough ugly i could never drink enough to forget. That said i rolled backwards hit my head on a sinking car got up and rolled onto the hood If i didnt have the car i wouldnt have gotten back up there to fast and are on you like glue.

Almost like they thought i was a snack. At that point i played dying light the home game and wack a mole all rolled into one. Short work from there till i found out they could climb....

Long story short or not to short as i fake pant "That was fun we should do it again more often."

Untill i noticed the big old crack in the Rod of might (aka wooden stick)

" Great no what am i supposed to do for a weapon."

[ Your a special type of stupid arnt you? You just got a suite that could grow spikes and chains and everything and didnt use it. Not to mention your retardation didnt even use the 6 shooter. Nor the proto saber under your fore arm. If you were any stupider zombies might pass you in the I.Q. department. If all they went for was brains then you might safely pass in a dark street. Of all the idiots i got the window licker. ]

"I would have you know i just wanted to test the Rod of might" That stung just a little bit might just be true.

I look down the street and see the lady looking at me with her mouth open flabbergasted.

"Hey lady you okay that your kid? You know you hold him any tighter to that chest the lucky basterd might suffocate!" At that point i might have fucked up as the look she gave me was murderous.

"Hey now dont be that way i saved you didnt i?"

?????????"For yourself maybe you letch. I spent almost half this street running and the most you did was admire my chest you fucker"

"Well at least you know its admiration other wise that could get awkward fast so whose the kid? To be honest those dont look like the hips that gave birth to children."

??????????" He is the neighbors kid i baby sat for them but they both changed i yanked him out the window before they sank teeth in him"

"Well then lets go find a Walmart and get what the hell we need. You are coming arnt you dont see you and the kid surviving if you dont by the way whats your name?"

"Names Jasmine call me Jazz for short. Also this is Tyr he dosnt have words right now but he thanks you as well."

"Well then time to hoof it we have to get our gear and get out and steal all the formula and food for the kid lets hope the player cities pop up soon.We have to last 2 months before the old world is integrated and the new is spawned."

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MISSION ALERT

Figure out your gear.

REWARDS. Satisfaction of understanding your gear num nuts.

Failure. You die out of stupidity.

Time limit. 3 days.

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Jazz asked"How do you know all this shit "

I responded with his trade mark sass"The voice in my head told me so . No i got a system in all of this mess so it informed me of the particulars. Still the voice in my head thou so take it or leave it." I had to give a shrug at that one meh.

Jazz" So your going to be one of those broke basterds latter on."

I had to give a big grin and thumbs up at that comment.

Jazz" So out of all of them i got the window licker....."

Now thats just painful both of you??!!!???! ET tu brute