57 Housewarming Gift

She didn't react much but was still glaring at me

"You want to stare at my butt? Seriously? Aren't you ashamed of telling this to a girl? *Sigh* As I thought, you're just a panty thieving pervert. But I guess even you can make mistakes so I'll be merciful enough to forgive you if you bow down and ask for my forgiveness"

Oh, so she's calling me a pervert....I see, it's understandable from her point of view. I mean I am staring at her butt now so she's not wrong. I guess I'll just bow down and apologise and ask her to forgive me like I should...

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AS IF I'LL APOLOGISE TO HER! THAT'S THE LAST THING I'LL EVER DO! I'M NOT TAKING ALL THAT CRAP WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING BACK!

Irritated at what she had just said I replied saying

"Ashamed? Pervert?…Oh don't you pull that card on me! You're the one here who made a teenage boy strip of his clothes without even a hint of shame yesterday. You have absolutely no right to accuse me of being a pervert when you're the biggest pervert here! And this is nothing compared to what I had to go through yesterday. You laughed at me in my underwear and made me do poses and even took pictures. Just imagine the humiliation I went through yesterday"

She chuckled and said

"Oh yeah! That was hysterical. I even made the photo of you in your underwear my phone's wallpaper"

She put my half-naked picture as her wallpaper!?

"You did what!? Remove it! Remove it now!"

"As if I'll actually do that. I'm not changing it until I get a more embarrasing photo of you to replace the previous one"

A photo more embarrasing then that one would only be a picture of me naked

"So you're set on keeping my picture as your wallpaper either way?"

"Of course, why would I change it when it gives me a good laugh everytime I look at it? It's irreplaceable"

So she's using it as laughing material…*Sigh* I'm really regretting yesterday's decision. I asked

"So I presume that you're not regretting what you did yesterday?"

She grinned and said

"Not in the slightest. If I had a chance, I'd do it all over again"

If she's going to act like that than…

"If you're not regretting what you did, then I'm also not regretting what I'm doing now. This is basically revenge for what you did to me yesterday"

She tilted her head side to side like she was thinking and turned back and said

"Hmm…..but isn't it different for a girl? I know you're irritated I made fun of you yesterday but are you really okay with making a girl in her underwear take an embarrassing position like this and stare at her from a lewd angle? Doesn't your integrity as a man ache you when you do this?"

Honestly I got over the whole stripping thing as soon as it ended yesterday and even I find it kind of funny, so I'm not really holding any grudges now

I just want to see how she reacts when she's put in the same situation as me. I'm pretty sure it will be different from any other normal girl's reaction, so it intrigues me quite a bit. I told

"Nope, not at all. That integrity bullshit doesn't bother me in the slightest. I'm a firm believer in gender equality so in my eyes it's all the same. No matter if they're a girl or boy, I wouldn't mind drop kicking them in the face if they truly deserve it"

"So you'll drop kick a girl without any regret…"

I thought she was going to say some harsh remark against my gender equality ideals but instead she smiled and said

"…I like it. It seems like something you would be perfect at doing"

Is that supposed to be a compliment? I continued saying

"Leaving my integrity aside for a second, I don't really think you're the type of girl who would even be embarrassed by something like this. You could probably brush this off as if it was nothing. Or maybe I'm mistaken about you?"

She thought for a second and said

"Hmm, I see you understand me very well.....Fair enough, I'll give you a few seconds to admire my beautiful body as a way of paying you back. But be grateful as you're the only one whose ever seen me like this "

She then placed her legs on my shoulders and wrapped her feet around my neck to support her weight. At this point it was kind of like a stripper giving a lap dance. Well a floating lap dance in the air. She said

"I didn't expect you to actually dodge my flying kick. I was pretty confident that I was going kick you in the face and make you drop to the ground"

"Well I didn't expect you to suddenly jump and try kick me. What was that for?"

She slightly tightened her legs grip on my neck which brought me closer to her and told

"Well I got alarmed when I saw you looking at my panties with that devious grin and I thought you were overcome with lust when you saw them and were going to put them on your head and sniff them like a maniac. So I wanted to stop you and make you come back to your moral senses so I though, what better way to do that then a flying kick to the face and hence the current situation"

How in the world did she come up with that ridiculous idea!?

"Oi-Oi-Oi…I'll accept I'm quite the pervert but even I wouldn't do something like that. That's just creepy!"

As usual without changing any expressions on her face she calmly said

"I see…I was mistaken. I'll apologize for the misunderstanding but to be fair, the devilish face you had when you looked at my panty's said a completely different story"

Well I did have some thoughts but I really don't need to tell her that

"So why did you take the panties that I hung on my balcony stand to dry?"

Oh, so they were put to dry and must of fell on my balcony. That makes a lot more sense. The "God's Gift" thing really threw me off. I replied saying

"I didn't take them from your balcony. They were already on my balcony's railing when I first saw them. They must have of fallen there because of the wind or something"

"So you aren't a panty thief. Then why were you thanking the gods and displaying my panties like it was a treasure?"

"Umm….Just how much did you see of that?"

"Everything...From the start till finish of that prayer, I was standing there and watching while you didn't even notice"

Shit! I should have been more aware!

"So why did you do that little stunt?"

"Well…...Umm…..Ahhh…..Because it was God's gift I guess?"

She narrowed her eyes and raised her eyebrow in confusion and asked

"God's gift? Did you join some crazy cult that worships panties?"

"No, it's not something like that. It know it might seem crazy but I thought it was a actual gift from god when I saw 'God's Gift' written on the inside"

Once I say it out loud it just seems utterly stupid. I'm just making a fool out myself right now. With a small grin on her face she asked

"Seriously?"

"Yep"

"Phft...! Hahaha!"

She suddenly started laughing in a loud voice. Loud enough for the people on the street to hear her laughter and see the situation we were in. She tightened her leg grip on me even more when she laughed and I was getting closer to her thighs. I should have been concerned about the people who saw us but I was more focused about the heaven in front of my eyes which was just a few inches away from me

After a few seconds she stopped laughing and cheerfully said

"I can't believe you actually thought that god gifted you some panties! How did you even come to that ridiculous conclusion. Are you a faithful believer in god or something?"

" *Sigh* No, not really. I just have my own reasons"

I think I've started to believe in all those superstitious after meeting mom yesterday. Never will I do it again. She told

" I don't know what you were thinking but 'God's Gift' is the name of the panty's brand, not a message from god"

"Oh, now that makes way more sense. No wonder those words were embroided on the inside"

I looked at the black panties she was wearing and said

"But the panties you're wearing now can't be called 'God's Gift'. They're mature enough to be called 'Devil's Sin'"

She glanced at me and said

"Yep, that concludes your viewing time"

She put her feet on top of my shoulders and used it has a platform to kick herself away

While still holding the railing with both hands, she flipped herself over to the other side of the balcony and did a perfect landing. It was like a gymnastics performance

The sad part was I didn't have enough time to reach her thighs. Dammit!

After adjusting her long hair which was all over the place after the jump, she turned her back towards and slid a finger inside the back of her panty's where the waist band was and pulled it upwards and let it go which made a snapping noise as the tight elastic material hit her butt

Couldn't she have just pulled up her underwear after she went inside her room. Did she forget that a healthy 17 year old boy was standing right behind her gazing at her half-naked figure? It's like she's trying to provoke me

She turned around and told

"As much as I want to keep talking to you, I don't want to be late for school. So I'll be going now"

She than proceeded to walk to her room but just as she was about to go in, she turned around and gave me a cheeky smile and said

"You can keep the panties as a housewarming gift from me since your new here and you like them so much. You can do whatever you want with them but just don't go too 'wild', they're delicate"

"Wa-Wait!!!"

She quickly went inside her room and closed the curtains before I could say anything back

What the-!?… One moment she tries to kick me in the face and the next she donates her panties to me? This girl is way too unpredictable! This is exactly why I didn't feel safe with her as my neighbor. She might even jump in on me when I'm having my 'Private Sessions'. That's just scary! Well can't do anything about it now, I just gotta deal with it

I looked at the white panty in my hand

"Now what should I do with you?"