I want vacations

"H-how did you d-get it?" Words a little slurred as he spat blood, the demon king looked at me in horror

His current state was completely miserable, a sickening sight. But for me it was completely normal, having torn flesh or your organs bouncing out of your body, none of that took away my appetite or sleep.

"You demons have the culture that the strongest will prevail, and I'm stronger than you. Simple as that" I shrugged my shoulders and picked up my sword hilt again, with a single movement I made his head pop out of his body as he blood gushed

"Another Job Completed" using cleansing magic on my body and equipment to remove the reek of blood. I didn't care about its odor anymore, but that doesn't mean I'm going to smell bad either.

I looked around and just saw bodies scattered across the battlefield, all from the demon army including the demon king who terrorized this world. They were killed by my sword, I think I got strong to the point where I no longer need to use magic in battle

*Sigh

I think it's time to return...

Oh? I haven't introduced myself yet, have I? Sorry, what a lack of education on my part

My name is Yota Kishi, a former young man who attended school normally like any other

An Otaku declared that he tried to take advantage of the best of the available culture, I watched many animes and read mangas. My favorites were always the Isekais because of the harems and their heroic clichés, of course anime and mangas with totally prison-free adult lolis got my interest, but well, those with pretty girls got my eye.

But I also can't deny that I got to the dark side of strength, I ended up doing some research on my old computer in the anonymous tab, once I got in it was impossible to get out!!!

I couldn't live without my hardcore porn and my beloved hentals full of 2D girls anymore…yeah, I couldn't help it. I hit rock bottom, but I know I wasn't alone in this one, there would be other people like me who masturbated three times a day watching that content. Yea! Any healthy young man would do this!!

I spent a lot of time on it, not least because there was no other thing to be done. I lived alone as my parents were dead because of a drunk driver, so I ended up avoiding doing other things

My life only changed drastically when I met the legendary figure called Truck-sama!!! It was an epic moment when he completely crushed me!!!

Well, that last part is a blatant lie, I was actually summoned by a wonderful goddess Milf. In addition to being blessed with his unforgettable image, I gained several benefits and got a job. Yes, a loose young man who only liked pornography got a great and important job!!

I became his agent, the man charged with saving worlds from the imminent destruction they were walking. Of course I was so crazy about having gained so many cheats and the chance to undertake my Isekai adventure that I didn't even think about the dangers involved. I started in the weaker world to gain experience and understand how the real was very different from fiction, I learned that beautiful speeches and the power of friendship would not make victory come. I had to kill people to achieve my goals, at first it was difficult but I got used to it to the point where cutting throats became the same as cutting meat for the barbecue

But I don't just have bad news guys!! I met beautiful girls on all my travels and of course I enjoyed it very well hehehe, from simple peasants, slaves, elves, princesses and queens. I managed to sleep with a great range, I even got involved with a demon queen. But it all turned out to be cloying, always the same things, always the same villains with selfish desires. Despite enjoying battles, there was no more grace when it was repeated constantly. The variety turned out to be scarce

Well now any imbecile with power in hand, tries to conquer the world!!!

*Sigh

Well this is my little rundown on my crazy adventures

"I need a vacation… yes! I'm going to ask for a long vacation!!" I really need a vacation to get some rest from everything. My mind needs to relax a little bit out of these back-to-back Armageddons, forget a little about these inconsequential idiots. I must speak to my wonderful Goddess right now

Once I make up my mind, I put my stuff in my dimensional storage and open a portal to space where my Goddess spends most of her time.

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As soon as I exit the dimensional portal, I've already plopped myself onto the empty couch in front of me… fuck!! I could lie here forever!!!

"Fufufu. That would be a big problem don't you think?"

Hearing the sweet female voice right next to me, I turn my face to the side and see her having tea on the other sofa across from mine.

The most beautiful woman in all existence!! His long auburn hair flowed from his beautiful chunky ass easily, his supple thighs felt wonderful as he rested his head on them. Her beautiful full breasts being exposed by such a tempting cleavage in her angelic white robe, her great elegance as she moves the little cup to…

"You won't get anything by fawning over me like that" she gave a mischievous little smile

"It doesn't hurt to try, doesn't it" smiles back

"Maybe… so why does my little hero look so haggard this time?" She lowered her cup and stared at me intently with her expression sweet and full of compression.

Seriously… that face would make anyone fight a battle to the death for him.

I also know that she only wants to hear it from my own mouth, after all with her power it's easy to read my mind. In addition to the fact that she has already warned me a few times before to rest more

"I'm tired of this monotony, it's always the same thing. Always the same imbeciles with enough power who try to be gods. My ears hurt just hearing their unmarried bullshit, they make me lose my taste for fighting."

"I see, but I remember warning him many times before, his work rate was relentless, going from world to world without taking too many breaks!"

I could feel the small rise in her tone of her voice trying to scold me. Though her serenity still remains immaculate

And she's right, I wanted to show a little service at first, so she goes crazy from world to world. Where I ended up addicted to battles and women, my breaks from this job were only when I came here on her orders, she made me feel relaxed like never before. I even brought my mangas with new chapters and new animes to watch

She even brought my fucking doujins!!

On second thought, I should have spent a lot more time here than I actually did in the beginning.

"Even if your body doesn't run out, your mind will. Why have you never tried to enjoy being in a world you've just saved? You could have taken a beautiful wife or several and raised a beautiful family, the other worlds could have waited a little longer "

Building a family huh... in the direction I've taken, I could have gotten hundreds of women pregnant if it wasn't for my powers...

"That sounds good, but I think I got a little too excited to want to go out and try them all hahahahaha"

"But it wasn't a bad ambition, you should enjoy it as much as you can" she smiled "so what does my hero intend to do now?"

"Umm I want something to get me out of all this, make me… horny? Maybe a paradise beach full of hot women to satisfy my cravings?"

Well, my requests are completely perverted, but they would also make me feel really good in the end. beautiful girls would make me forget about such idiots

And My beloved Goddess Alicia understands me very well, she was already used to my perverted nature. As a small laugh left her full lips

"I'm not too surprised at her request, but why don't you take my suggestion?" She tilted her face to the side as she placed her index finger on her lips in a cute way.

Shit!!! It is impossible to say no to this Goddess!!!!!

"Kuk. What's your plan?"

"Why not reincarnate in one of your favorite animes?"

Reincarnate in anime? This is even possible… what a stupid question this is!!

This woman is very powerful and I never asked her about it because she was busy with some mystic elves or whoever it is...

"Anime world… that would have sounded great before, but now…" is a good idea indeed, but they basically represent my current problem about balance, aside from the fact that I would find the women I squirted my cum for.

"The advantages are greater than the disadvantages, you can have sex with your beloved waifus, spank the characters you hate, and you can change the plot to your liking. After all, who could go against my hero?" she smiled mischievously

She's right about that, she would love to get my hands on them all. She would also kick some ass with enormous pleasure. Or can I wish them all on a paradise beach?

"You…" her eyes narrowed a little as her aura around her glass became more aggressive "just go have a new life, make new friends and have new passions. Once you've accomplished all that, then come back again !!

She can become scary when she wants to...

*Sigh

"So what is my fate?"

"How about the heroes anime? You are the complete opposite of all of them, it would be a good world to start over, after that it will be your choice to stay in it or go after others."

Anime of heroes?... Boku no hero?

Isn't this the china boy anime? I remember that I started with the heroes as I was a big fan of this term, but after I started my Isekai adventure, I started hating that anime with all my strength, its visions of good and evil completely disgust me!!!

But I still gave a nice discount on account of the girls…

"Would it be chaos to have a would-be hero who kills villains without a second thought?" I smiled

"And who cares, just crush anyone" she smiled back

This woman…

Well, looks like she won again. Reincarnation in anime world, new parents, maybe some brother or sister. Possible friends, it will be interesting

"So have fun this time, don't care so much about others, your happiness will be the priority. Understood?"

My body began to glow red like her long hair and beautiful eyes. It will be a shame not to flee so soon

"And this is my parting gift"

I blinked a little surprised at her last words and was waiting for what this gift would be when she came towards me.

And in the end I was even more surprised when I received her gift, her beautiful soft, warm lips connecting with mine in a long passionate kiss, her sweet tongue tangling with mine in perfect harmony

And fuck!!! This was the best kiss of my fucking life!!!!

"See you in some time my favorite idiot" she smiled mischievously right after licking her lips

Fuck!! She is the best!!!

I just returned an amused smile as my body faded into redness...

author's notes:

english is not my language