Introduction

Hello there motherfuckers! My name is Larry Dumbsworth, I am 25 years old and I still live with my mother. I worked as a cashier at your nearby Toys r us ( bunch of brats), and as a baker in your nearby bakery (fat ass eaters) ! That's all you have to know about me nerds. So don't waste your time and just get the hell outta here, nothin interesting in my life.

Woah, woah ,woah! Chill there readers! Hey! Don't go! Please don't listen to Larry and just enjoy this book for me. Oh, yeah I'm Grim the reaper, cool name right? unlike Dumbsworth over there.

Hey, I fuckin heard that Grim!

Ain't gunna apologize, yo! Anyways, We both were the ones who were important in this book. Just talk about Larry's life and a wee bit of mine, ( Hey, Grim who said it's just a wee bit bout you?)

anyways #blametheauthor right? Enough with the chit chat let's just jump right into it.

No! Get out of here!

Shut the fuck up Larry!