I Am God

A Man is walking in the streets night. He saw a two people by his side talking to each other. a mother and a child.

Child : "Mom, why haven't god answered my prayers yet?"

Mother smiled then replied : "Son, god is a busy person, he must be doing things and is helping others that's more in need than you"

Child : "I only need the transformers toy! its just a 'WOOOP!' for god, but he wont answer even that"

the Mother smiled again and said :"Because while you are here walking with me peacefully, some people dont even have anything to eat for a few days, thats why he prioritize the people thats in need"

The child nodded then smiled :"Okay mom! i think i`ll just pray to god that he helps them, so that they can have something to eat and have a peaceful time like us!" exclaimed the child that was enlightened

The mother nodded and smiled :"Good child, thats my boy, lets go home your father must be waiting for us already, we`ll be eating in a restaurant today, its your father's salary day."

the Child nodded and quickened his phase.

The Man sighed, and shook his head then thought 'sorry kid, im too lazy to help people nowadays, i`ve been doing it for thousands of years already, atleast give me a break and let me enjoy some relaxation too.'

The man sighed and continued walking, he saw a friend, then waved :"Yo! death god! sup with you hanging around this neighborhood ? your Shinigamis' not enough for work these days? havent seen you since medieval era,"

Death God sighed and said :"Well, this is the thing, i'm very furious with this guy, and im thinking of things to kill him, you know this guy kept going around fucking random women he encounters in any random bar he went. i mean look at me, i couldn't even go and fuck anyone, but these guy is abusing his living life!, im angry at thinking about this, so i've decided to kill him."

The Man sighed then shook his head again, :" well its your business, I created you guys to do your job, and implanted emotions, you can do what you like, just dont let people that has alot of time left in them, its painful making one."

Death God smiled and said :"Yes, God, I`m always treating your laws as our rule. we dare not to disobey it."

The Man sighed then walked away while saying :"Well, do your job then,"

Death God smiled and said :"Ohh! i know! car accident! wait no, how about falling in the 3rd floor, thats good! no innocents involved! yeah atleast im letting you have your last before you died, thats your 8000th one! and you are still 28 years old! fuck your way to the balcony then!"

The Man continued to walk then he heard a scream, then The Man sighed, as he said :"I've created them equally, but some seek power and trample the weak, while others made the friend they knew a stepping stone so they can become successful." and then he wondered :"If i left the dinosaurs alive, would they have been a better inhabitant of this planet? i wonder,.. maybe i should just go and make some alien invasion or something. atleast they can have a common enemy and common purpose to survive.. and keeping 1/100 of the current population to grow and be good, Like Adam and Eve. well nah, im too lazy for it."