1 Chapter 1: THE HALL OF GODS

"So... Why are we gathered here again?" Asked a deep male voice.

"A good question indeed... sniff... GOD OF FORGETFULNESS?... sniff... You should have gotten the... sniff... Oh wait, nevermind you probably forgot".

"It seems you want to forget your very existence GOD OF SADNESS. Go to your GOD REALM and cry your eyes out". He replied.

~{HELLO ALL...

JUST ENJOY THIS.

YES, I AM BREAKING THE 4TH WALL.

CRY ABOUT IT YOU...

ANYWAYS, GOD REALM:

THIS IS AN INFINITE PLACE WITHIN ABSOLUTE NOTHINGNESS MADE UP OF INFINITE LAYERS OF INFINITE SIZED WORLDS.

EACH OF THESE WORLDS ARE FILLED WITH THE ENERGY AND POWERS OF THE GOD THAT RULES THAT REALM.

EVERY GOD REALM IS UNIQUE IN IT'S OWN WAY.

THE GOD OF EACH GOD REALM IS OMNIPOTENT WITHIN HIS REALM.

SAME FOR THE GODDESSES.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THOSE SE...

ANYWAYS... LET'S HEAD BACK.

EACH GOD REALM IS ALWAYS REBUILDING AND REARRANGING ITS LAYERS.

THIS CONTINUES INFINITELY, AS LONG AS THE GOD OF THAT REALM LIVES}~

"Oh... sniff... Can't believe you remembered who I am... sniff... I'm literally crying... sniff..." Replied the GOD OF SADNESS from the left side of the HALL OF GODS.

With tears rolling down continuously from his pitch black eye sockets.

"Have you looked yourself in the mirror lately. Cos' if you did you'll know why even the most forgetful of gods would remember you". Said another male voice, butting in their discussion.

"Mind your business... sniff... GOD OF REFLECTIONS. GODS like... sniff... you need only reflect things not talk". Replied THE GOD OF SADNESS.

"Pfft... Hahaha. Muhamuhamuha. Zekizekizeki. Are hahaha you shishishi serious? I guess you should stick to crying your watery black sockets out. Puahpuahpuah". Said THE GOD OF LAUGHTER from below where THE GOD OF SADNESS sat.

"Can you quit it GOL... yawn... I'm trying to slee... yawn... here. I don't know why... yawn... I was invited for such a boring gathering. This is worse than my REALM... yawn... this... yawn... I'm so tired. Might as well head back..."

"WOW... BOOM... So you can talk. Damn. I thought you were too lazy open your lips, GOD OF LAZINESS". Said THE GOD OF EXPLOSIONS

Around his body were tiny explosion occuring spontaneously.

He sat 30 levels above THE GOD OF LAZINESS. Wearing his iconic black hat and red coat.

"What's so interesting about a REALM that's made for a lazy god. Just look at your brother. He's been sleeping here since the last HALL OF GODS meeting 10,000 PIONS ago. I'm still surprised how he was even able to make it here last time". Said THE GOD OF CLOTHES.

"By the way, I see you really love the hat I made for you BOMB". He added raising his right eyebrow at THE GOD OF EXPLOSIONS.

~{PIONS IS WHAT THE GODS CALL THEIR DAYS.

1 PION IS A MILLION YEARS IN YOUR TIME

I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT BETTER.

JUST KNOW THAT A SINGLE DAY FOR US, IS A MILLION YEARS FOR YOU.

OURS IS CALLED PIONS, WHILE YOURS IS CALLED DAYS.

WE DO NOT HAVE YEARS}~

"That's it. I'm... yawn... out of here. I have... yawn... better things to do than sit in the same place as... yawn..." Replied THE GOD OF LAZINESS angrily, as he lazily stood from his sit and opened the gate to LAZ his GOD REALM.

"Oh. So you're leaving already? You lasted longer than last time at least. Pfft".

"Good gogagaga one GOD OF pipiphaha PITY..."

"Oi, don't you use my name to laugh again, you crazy jester". Replied THE GOD OF PITY from the top right side of THE HALL OF GODS with a look of pity on his face.

THE GOD OF LAZINESS walks slowly into his portal which oozed out an insane amount of his laziness energy.

"Bro... yawn... I'm leaving". He said as his whole body enters into THE GATE OF LAZ.

"Bwoooool...shhhh". The gate closes.

~{GATES:

THESE ARE THE PORTALS GODS USE TO TRAVEL FROM THEIR REALMS TO THE HALL OF GODS AND ANY OTHER REALM OR PLACES WITHIN ABSOLUTE NOTHINGNESS.

EACH GATE HAS IT'S OWN SOUND, SHAPE, WAY OF OPENING AND WAY OF CLOSING.

WHICH IS UNIQUE TO EACH GOD}~

"Can you imagine that absolute FOOL, we haven't started and that BASTARD already left. What's the problem with those STUPID brothers. One FUCKING sleeps no matter what and the other just does nothing. Absolutely nothing. Comes here once in ten thousand PIONS just to IDIOTICALLY step out without making any intelligent impact in this place. Ahh! I hate absolute LOSERS!" Said an angry male voice.

"Yo, chill off with the curses. They're piercing my ears. We all know you're THE GOD OF CURSES. Doesn't mean you have to just straight up use curses in every thing you say"

"You FREAKING DWARF don't talk to me. GOD OF SIZE my ASS. All you do is grow STUPIDLY big or FOOLISHLY small. I wonder if that PEE MIND of yours grows bigger too". Replied THE GOD OF CURSES

Immediately, THE GOD OF SIZE began growing.

He was pissed by those words.

He grew so big that the gods present within THE HALL OF GODS at that moment all looked like the dot that made everything.

"This fool, can't he control himself? He talks but can't take being talked to. Tch". Said THE GOD OF EXPLOSIONS as he flicked the tip of his hat at THE GOD OF CLOTHES in appreciation, using the shock wave from one of the tiny spontaneous explosions around him.

"DO YOU WANT TO SEE IF MY MIND GOT BIGGER? UHN? GOD OF CURSES.. OH WAIT, NEVERMIND. YOU'RE TOO SMALL, THAT I CAN'T SEE YOU". Said THE GOD OF SIZES as his voice thundered through the whole HALL OF GODS.

With his palm to his face at the childish behavior of the other gods he looks around and says to himself. "So, he isn't coming. Agh and that one too, are you serious? Where are they? These fools won't be doing this if..."

"Tcczz... Tcczz... BOOM".

A purple and blue lightening gate opens from a single lightening bolt and THE GOD OF LIGHTENING appears directly on his seat.

Sitting majestically as his eyes glowed blue with lightening all over his body.

"... seriously a dramatic entrance. What's wrong with that one. Showing up and sitting likes he owns..."

"Tcczz... Oi. GOD OF DISGUST stop looking at me like that... Tcczz... Damn. Can't believe you weaklings... Tcczz... still haven't made any reasonable decision... Tcczz..." Said THE GOD OF LIGHTENING as he draws the attention of every god currently present within THE HALL OF GODS.

THE GOD OF SIZES faces up towards the left wing of the hall, where tiny blue and purple sparks flashed continuously.

"BOOM".

He was hit in his face with an extremely large bolt of lightning, moving so fast he couldn't tell when it was released until it hit him.

"Tcczz... Stop looking at me with those large eyes of yours... Tcczz... If not I'll fry you till you're so... Tzzcc... small we'll forget you even exist". Said THE GOD OF LIGHTENING who was now floating in front of THE GOD OF SIZES in a large lightening avatar.

"Pfft. He always likes to show off his powers... Glint... But not majestic enough... Glint... not majestic enough indeed". Said THE GOD OF GOLD as he sparkled and shone so beautifully shaking his head in displeasure.

His whole body made of gold, shiny and well polished.

So smooth, he makes the other gods call him THE RICH GOD OF REFLECTIONS.

"Glint... Oi GOLIN. I see you're loving the... Glint... golden boots I made you".

"Tcczz... Thanks GOG. It's way better and more... Tcczz... durable than what that cloth freak makes... Tcczz..."

"You really want my attention don't you, uhn? Well I won't give... That's it. Just take off the white robe I made for you and get out of our sight. BALLS OF LIGHTENING".

"Tcczz... Oi. Shrink right now... Tcczz... You're occupying space... Tcczz..." He says to THE GOD OF SIZES pretending like he didn't here what THE GOD OF CLOTHES said.

"Pfft... Balls of lightening". Giggled THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY silently from the right bottom level of the hall.

"Tzzcc... BOOM".

He appears in her front, sending sparks around the whole hall.

"Want to hang out in my realm? We can leave these fools to..."

"You freaking moron! What was that for? I've kept my cool since you came. But you really are asking for it uhn?" Said THE GOD OF PLANTS.

He had already taken multiple bolts of lightening from GOLIN when he came, when he attacked THE GOD OF SIZES who has now shrunk back to his god size of 12 feet.

And now had some of his body on fire from GOLIN's travel to the lowest levels to meet THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY.

"Tcczz... Oh shut up you talking green moss... Tcczz... No one needs plants in their eyes... Tcczz... So where were we BEAUTY?"

"Uhmm... I think you just started a fight". She replied giggling as she looked over his shoulder.

"Tcczz... Don't worry about them... Tcczz... they're too weak for me..." He replied moving his body to be directly in her line of sight, while he tries touching her face. "Tcczz... You're the only important one here right..."

"Crack... Crack... You... Gnash... Really are despicable... Gnash... Crack..." Said THE GOD OF BONES who was sitting to the left of THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY.

"Tcczz... Mind your boneness BONZ... Tcczz... No one needs bones in their..."

He turns his head to look behind him at the gods who had jumped from their seats and levels, ready to attack him.

With THE GOD OF PLANTS in front, who was no longer on fire, for THE GOD OF FLAMES had absorbed all the flames caused by GOLIN within the HALL OF GODS.

"Tcczz... Guess it wasn't only... Tzzcc... greeny who got ticked off... Tzzcc... Haha"

A total of 30 gods were all in the centre of THE HALL OF GODS coming from above him. All ready to attack GOLIN.

"You really did it this time you STUPID DISGUSTING FOOLISH lightening ball"

"Tcczz... Ah. I see your... Tcczz... Mouth's as sharp as ever. GOD OF CURSES".

"Tcczz... So you all want to fight me? THE GOD OF LIGHTENING? Tcczz... Come at me all ye fools... Tcczz... Let me show you the power of a true god".

He turns around, while charging large balls of purple lightening on both of his hands.

"Don't worry BEAUTY. I'll clear these weaklings in an instant and we'll be out of here". He said to THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY winking at her.

Patiently waiting for all 30 of them to step in a little closer, he charges the balls of lightening, increasing it's power while shrinking it's size.

"HALT! THAT'S ENOUGH!" Yelled a loud voice which shock THE HALL OF GODS.

~{SORRY I'M LATE.

WAS BUSY.

THEY'VE USED SOME NEW WORDS THAT NEEDS EXPLAINING.

HALLGODS:

A PLACE WHERE ALL THE GODS OF SOMETHING TO COME GATHER TO SETTLE DISPUTES AND MAKE DECISIONS ON MATTERS CONCERNING GOD KIND.

IT IS A ROUND STRUCTURE WITH A MILLION LEVELS.

EACH LEVEL CONTAINS A MILLION SEATS SPREAD AROUND THE EMPTY SPACE AT THE CENTER OF THE HALL.

THE HALL OF GODS IS CAPABLE OF ALTERING IT'S SIZE, SHAPE AND DURABILITY IN ORDER TO WITHSTAND THE POWERS OF THE GODS PRESENT IN IT AT ANY MOMENT.

AND TO ENABLE THE GODS HEAR EACH OTHER PERFECTLY AS IF THEY WERE ALL IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER TALKING.

THE SITTING POSITIONS OF THE GODS IS NOT DETERMINED BY POWER OR ANYTHING.

THEY ALL SIT WHERE THEY WERE ASSIGNED BY HIM ON THE PION THE HALL OF GODS WAS MADE.

GODS ARE PROHIBITED FROM USING THEIR PASSIVE ABILITIES WITHIN THE HALL OF GODS.

THE MOMENT THEIR GATE OPENS AND THEY STEP INTO THE HALL OF GODS THEIR PASSIVE ABILITIES ARE FORCEFULLY SHUT OFF IN THEIR RESPECTIVE GOD REALMS.

ONLY 5 GODS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR PASSIVE ABILITIES ON WITHIN THE HALL OF GODS...

READ ON TO FIND OUT WHO THESE GODS ARE.

BY THE WAY, I'M ONE OF THE FIVE.

THE GOD OF ....}~

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