Ken and Ben set out to look
for a location to set up the hotel,
the agent took them to several
location but they refuse them all,
they needed a location that will
be perfect for their kind of
business.
"I think we need to go home,
we continue tomorrow" ken said
and head straight to see peter.
"What is going on here?", Ken ask
when he say the crowd at peter’s
place.
"What is going on?" He ask again
but no one speak to him. He push
the people aside and walk inside,
but alas a woman Ken has not
met before was making war
with peter.
"Hey. Calm down woman, what
is going on?" And why are you
holding a man’s ball like that.?"
"Yes, is this balls that got me
pregnant so I will hold it."
"Ok..ok..can you let him go,
then we can talk," Ken pleaded
with the woman.
"No..no.. just stay away from
this young man, you don’t know
who this person it, he has been
playing me up and down but
today, I will show him the kind of
person that I am."
Peter was powerless because
the woman has occupied the
whole of his balls. Holding it tight
never letting go. All he could do
was motion of Ken to beg her to
let him go.
"Please woman, please let go
of his balls and let's talk I will give
you anything you want."
"I don’t need anything from you,
he is owning me child support, he
has refuse to pay for child’s
support for over two years now,
but today, am done with him, both
of us are going to die here."
"No, let him go Ken said seeing
that peter is almost dying. I will
give all the money you need,
please let him go."
"You sure? you are going to
give me the money?" The woman
ask Ken to make sure.
"Yes, I promise you as soon as
you let him go, I will give you the
money."
"Ok," she said and let peter off.
Peter sat on the floor, breathing
like he has be running for the
whole day.
The woman turn to Ken, "where
is my money?"
"How much are we talking about?"
"Two million naira."
"What?" Peter shouted.
"Are you still talking? You want
me to pull off all you balls?" The
woman threaten.
"No…no..no.. please I will pay
you the money. Ken said.
"You can’t give her that much
money" peter said, is just one
child, is not as if she is feeding
the whole village."
"So is truth?" Ken ask Peter.
"Is just one child," Peter reply.
Ken could only shake his head,
then turn to the woman, don’t
worry I will give you the money,
take, this is transport money,
tomorrow come to this address
and I will give you the money."
"Ok, thank you sir," she said and
turn to peter, "thank your God, you
would have been a dead man."
The woman took the money and
left, then the crowd started to
go away.
Ken sat on the floor with peter,
but didn’t say a word for like ten
minute before peter decided to
break the silence.
"I know what you are thinking,
but you can’t blame me?"
"So who do I blame?" Ken ask
him, for God’s sake she had your
child, you need to support her,
you went and impregnate three
woman at the same time, and you
told me back then that you know
what you are doing.
That the women are going to
take care of themselves, now look
at it.
You are lucky that I decided to
come here today, you would have
been a dead man by now.
But come to think of it, what
were you doing that she grab your
balls? Are you that weak?"
"Menn..… you need to fear
women, do you know that she
made me relax, she romanced me,
telling me how she loves me and
then boom, she grab my balls
and there is nothing I could do."
"Hahahaha Ken laugh rolling
on the ground.
"Guy.. this is not a laughing
matter, she almost killed me, but
thanks to you, you are my savior
today.
"Yea, let’s hope and pray that
the other two did not cut off your
neck."
"No. the other two are peaceful
women, this one is the mad one,
I regret ever meeting her."
"Yea, when you are doing it you
didn’t regret, now that you have
eat to your fill you are regretting,
get up and lets go out, mad man
like you."
"Come don’t insult me, you are
lucky to have found a good woman,
did you think is easy to find a
good woman this days?"
Peter ask.
"How can you find a good
woman when you are always in the
club?" Ken ask him, Laughing.
"Where did you find your own
wife? Is it not hotel? Is hotel
a church?"
Ken laugh again and then
remember why he was here at
the mention of hotel.
"Ohh.. yes, I almost forgot why
am here, now that you mention is".
"Why are you here? Peter ask
as if he was not grateful that ken
just saved him.
"I want to start a hotel business
and am looking for a perfect
location?"
"Really? Are you for sure?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact I and
Ben have been shopping for
location before I decide to come
here."
"Say no more, I have a perfect
location, that my dad left for me, is
location at the entrance of the
big city."
"Really! Ken shouted, wow, this
is it, thank you lord", he raise his
two hands to thank the lord.
"But am not selling it"
peter added.
"Why? Am going to pay you
good money, just name your price."
"No, that place has been there
for a very long time, I am looking
for money to start a hotel business
there, so you see, I cannot sell it.
But if you want, we can partner,
you take your part and take my part,
plus I must be the manager of
the hotel."
"Why did you want to be a manager
of the hotel? ken ask.
"Because that is the only job I
can confortable do, I need to order
people around can’t you see?"
Hahaha, ken could not help but
laugh out loud.
"Ok, is fine but I need to talk to
the others before I can conclude."
"And who are the others?" peter
ask confuse
"Ben, and my wife"
"What is Ben doing with a hotel,
that guy can't work with me".
"No.. he is a charged man, and I
believe he will work with anybody."
"You sure?"
"Yes, and very sure".
"Ok, if you say so."
"Thanks man, this is good news,
I have to go and tell my wife."
"No pros, and thanks too, if not I
would have been a dead man."
"Yea, take care of your balls next
time," ken warns.
"Don’t worry about my balls, they
will take care of themselves."
"Hahahaha, mad man like you",
Ken said and walk away.
"Really, that means we don’t
have to pay?" Gina ask when she
heard the news of the location.
"No, we don’t have to pay but
partner with peter, and he also
wants to be the manager of the
hotel."
"That’s good news then, let him
be the manager while we be the
CEOS".
"I don’t think he knows what he
is asking for, A manager? No,
peter can’t be a manager, he will
soon realize that the position of
a manager will be too small for
him considering the fact that we
all are going to be cofounders. I
need to talk him out of it."
"Leave the guy alone, if he wants
to me a manager let him be."
Gina said.
"Hmmm, you don’t know peter,
and have I tell you that I need to
pay some woman the sum of
two million naira?"
"For what?"
"Is peter’s baby mama."
"Ok, so why would you pay her
that kind of money?"
"Peter would have been a dead
man today."
"Why?"
"When I got there the woman
was holding peter balls, she
wanted to pull everything out so
I pleaded with her and she agreed
to leave him only if peter pays
her two million for child support
of two years."
"Wow.. that is huge Gina
shouted, was she serious about
pulling everything out?"
"Yes, peter was almost dying
when I got there."
"OMG, Gina’s eyes lighted, we
really have some tough women in
the world."
"Wait, why are you so excited
about a woman holding the balls
of a man? And I said she almost
killed him and you are happen
about it."
"Am happen because two years
of not supporting a woman?, do
you know what that means?
She went through a lot to bring
fort a child for him and he can’t
even support her in any way?
Then he will go out there and talk
about how he has a son or
daughter, do you think is easy,
Gina start shouting as if she
was the one.
"Wow..wow.. wow.. ok, I had you,
can we just drop it, Ken said.