Peter turning and saw how the
women charge towards them, he
decided to give up the ghost but
his ghost was not accepted in
heaven nor hell.
"Where are mine?" he ask.
You are still in the church, the
women said, fanning him with
pieces of papers and the pastor
standing there waiting for him to
wake up so he can join all of them
together and end this madness.
Gina was consoling her husband
who also wants to join peter in his
fainting ministry.
"You don’t have to do this, Gina
said to Ken, your friend is reaping
what he sowed, but you, what have
you sow? You can’t die with him"
Gina pleaded with Ken.
"You are right my love, peter has
to die alone, I didn’t help him
in his enjoyment, I can’t die with
him. He stood up and went to
see peter.
But alas he was in the mist of
three women and the pastor was
declaring them man and wives.
Ken almost sat on the floor.
"No my love you must sit on a
chair is peter’s cross to carry" , Gina
said.
"Yes my love, is already done".
The wedding is over and everyone
was murmuring to each as the walk
out of the church.
"Have you heard of such a thing,
three wives on the go? The first
lady said.
"Suit him right, the second lady
reply, do you know that he even
got the pastor’s daughter
pregnant.
"What? The pastor shouted in
shock. As he overheard the two
women discussing
"My daughter? That boy needs to rot
in hell", the pastor yell.
Peter and the others heard the
pastor’s voice and rush to see what
is going on.
"You!, you!... you got my daughter
impregnated? I should make them
four, come here you must marry
my daughter too."
"No..no..no.no..no Ken shouted
there must be a huge mistake here,
he did not impregnate your daughter,
right? He turns to face peter waiting
for confirmation that he did not do
it, but peter just stood there looking
at them.
"Talk to me… Ken yell at peter.
"Why? Why should I lie in the house
of the lord? I did it," he said.
Now is ken’s turn to faint.
"Ohh…no.. Gina shouted, I ask
you not to faint, this is not your call,
she yell, but they have to rush
ken to the hospital, where he woke up.
"What is going on? I hope am
not dead?"
"You’re not dead, you are only in
the hospital."
"Where is peter?"
"He is outside."
Ken rush to get up but the doctor
ask him to stay still.
"Look doctor, I am fine ok, I need
to talk to my friend."
"Ok, just a minute, the doctor
said removing the pins on his body.
"Peterrr… ken yell once outside.
"Heyy.. mannn.. you scared the
hell out of me."
"No..no.. you are the one scaring me
right now, four wives, do you want
to die.?"
"But am not the one who is dying
right now, looking at Ken up and
down.
Menn.. get a hold of yourself, and
lets go home.
"Yea, your right."
They all went home, and peter went
with his wives.
"Now listen all of you, I wanted
to marry just one wife, but since
you all are here, let's learn to live
in peace. That is what I have to
say to all of you as the man of the
house". He pause and waited for
their react. But none of them said
anything.
"Ok, by the silence I guess we
all are clear," he make to go out.
"Wait there young man, the fat
woman said, as the man of the house
we just arrival here have you giving us money for food?"
"You, money, money, money, that
is all you know. Did i force you to
marry me? don’t even remind me
how you got here." Paul said.
"Now you have mouth to talk,
don’t worry am watching you".
"Look I don’t own you anything
again, you went to get marry, and
I have done you the favor of marring
you so there is nothing else you
can do to me. peter said and want
out.
"Wow… they didn’t bounce on me?"
peter said as he went out for fresh
air.
"This man don’t know who I am
the fat woman said, let me give
him the grace for one week then
he will know the stuff am made of."
"The second woman said, "you
are even giving him a week, my is
three days, if I don’t see money for
food, am going to kill him."
"Ahh.. no…no..no.. don’t kill him
please the third woman who wants
to marry peter not minding the
nonsense peter is characterize
with said.
"Heyy.. park well, the first lady
said, who is this one? How do you
know him in the first place, when
am talking you don’t talk, do you
hear me?"
"Leave her alone, she doesn’t
know who peter is, as for me, killing him
is a piece of cake."
"But why are you always saying
the word, kill, kill, do you like to
kill that much"? the first woman ask.
"I thought we are on the same
side" the second said.
"Yes, we are on the same side but
why the killing, killing thing, you know
he is our husband, we should think
of ways to help him not kill him."
"Ohh.. so you like him that much,
and you use thugs to threatening
him into marrying you."
"If I didn’t threaten him will you
be here?"
"Yea, you have a point, so what
are we going to do?"
"First, am hungry, all we need to
do now is settle down and cook
something to eat."
"Ok, they all agree, so where is
your sons?" The first woman ask
the other two.
"My is with my mother, I will go
and bring him".
"My is with my elders sister, am
going to bring him too. The second
woman said.
"That is a good idea, me too."
"Ok, let’s eat and keep some for
our husband."
"Ok."
Peter came back to see his house
well-arranged and clean.
"What is happening here? And
where did they all go?"
He walk to the dinning table to
find his food well served and the
sitting room sparkly clean.
"No..no..no..no.. this is all a set up,
am not going to fall for this" Peter
said taking his phone out to call Ken.
"Hello Peter are how you?".
"I don’t know, am calling to let you
know that am in my house right now."
"Ok, is anything the problem talk
to me", Ken start panicking because
of the women.
"Am hanging up now, in case you
didn’t hear my voice again just know
am in my house."
"Come on Peter…...he hanged
up, ken took his car keys and rush
down to Peter’s house but what he
met was something now.
"Wowww… is this Peter’s house,?
mann.. what happen here? Ken ask.
"Thank God you are here, now I have
a witness."
"Witness? What witness are you
talking about"?
"I think this women wants to kill me".
"How?" Ken ask surprise.
"I came back and the whole house
is spotlessly clean, they cook with
their own money, serve my own on
the table, look ; he pointed at the table,
And do you know the most scaring
part?
"No,"
"Just go at the back of the house,
you will see them cleaning, washing
and laughing together, that is not
good at all.
"What do you mean mann.. you
are lucky, this is a blissing mann..
oh.. thank God am relived Ken said
over joyed.
You don’t understand mann..
this is a bad sigh mann..
"What were you expecting, God
has help you, they now understand
each other and are living in peace,
don’t you like it?"
"No..no.. peter shouted."
"What do you mean no?"
"Have you seem women
living in peace before? No. I’ve not
seem one. This is a bad sign ken,
am afraid mann..
'Calm down; relax and enjoy your
new home mann.. ken said holding
him.
Just then the three of them enters
the sitting room and ken and his
friend peter adjusted themselves
as if afraid of the women.
"Heyy.. look who we got here, the
man with the good heart, the first
lady said, how is your wife?"
"She.... she... is fine."
'Ok, I will like to visit her someday."
"Is ok" ken said still afraid.
"Did you know him? The other two
ask the first lady."
"Yes, this is the man who helped
me with the money I use to set up
my business, and by the way tell
your wife that I did not fail her,
tell her my business is doing
well too."
"Ok, thanks for letting us know."
Ken said.
"Wait a minute, so my kind friend
here and his beautiful wife gave
you money to start a business
and you did not tell me so I can
thank him? Peter stood up talking
like the man of the house.
The woman just looked at him
and walk away.
"Did you see that"? Peter ask ken.
"Yea, just calm down ken whispers’
to Peter "you can't just force
people to respect you, you earn it.