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Chapter 102 marriage saga

Peter turning and saw how the

 women charge towards them, he

decided to give up the ghost but

 his ghost was not accepted in

heaven  nor hell.

    "Where are mine?" he ask.

    You are still in the church, the

women said, fanning him with

 pieces of papers and the pastor

 standing there waiting for him to

wake up so he can join all of them

 together and end this madness.

      Gina was consoling her husband

who also wants to join peter in his

 fainting ministry.

     "You don’t have to do this, Gina

 said to Ken, your friend is reaping

what he sowed, but you, what have

you sow? You can’t die with him"

 Gina pleaded with Ken.

     "You are right my love, peter has

 to die alone, I didn’t help him

in his enjoyment, I can’t die with

 him. He stood up and went to

 see peter.

   But alas he was in the mist of

 three women and the pastor was

declaring them man and wives.

    Ken almost sat on the floor.

     "No my love you must sit on a

 chair is peter’s cross to carry" , Gina

 said.

    "Yes my love, is already done".

The wedding is over and everyone

was murmuring to each as the walk

out of the church.

    "Have you heard of such a thing,

three wives on the go? The first

 lady said.

    "Suit him right, the second lady

 reply, do you know that he even

 got the pastor’s daughter

 pregnant.

     "What? The pastor shouted in

 shock. As he overheard the two

women discussing 

     "My daughter? That boy needs to rot

 in hell", the pastor yell.

Peter and the others heard the

 pastor’s voice and rush to see what

is going on.

    "You!, you!... you got my daughter

 impregnated? I should make them

 four, come  here you must marry

my daughter too."

     "No..no..no.no..no Ken shouted

 there must be a huge mistake here,

he did not impregnate your daughter,

right? He turns to face peter waiting

for confirmation that he did not do

it, but peter just stood there looking

at them.

   "Talk to me… Ken yell at peter.

    "Why? Why should I lie in the house

of the lord? I did it," he said.

    Now is ken’s turn to faint.

     "Ohh…no.. Gina shouted, I ask

you not to faint, this is not your call,

she yell, but they have to rush

ken to the hospital, where he woke up.

    "What is going on? I hope am

not dead?"

    "You’re not dead, you are only in

the hospital."

    "Where is peter?"

    "He is outside."

Ken rush to get up but the doctor

 ask him to stay still. 

   "Look doctor, I am fine ok, I need

 to talk to my friend."

    "Ok, just a minute, the doctor

said removing the pins on his body.

    "Peterrr… ken yell once outside.

    "Heyy.. mannn.. you scared the

 hell out of me."

    "No..no.. you are the one scaring me

 right now, four wives, do you want

 to die.?"

    "But am not the one who is dying

right now, looking at Ken up and

 down.

    Menn.. get a hold of yourself, and

lets go home.

    "Yea, your right."

They all went home, and peter went

 with his wives.

     "Now listen all of you, I wanted

 to marry just one wife, but since

 you all are here, let's learn to live

 in peace. That is what I have to

say to all of you as the man of the

house". He pause and waited for

their react. But none of them said

 anything.

   "Ok, by the silence I guess we

all are clear," he make to go out.

   "Wait there young man, the fat

woman said, as the man of the house

 we just arrival here have you giving us money for food?"

     "You, money, money,  money, that

is all you know. Did i force you to

 marry me? don’t even remind me

 how you got here." Paul said.

    "Now you have mouth to talk,

don’t worry am watching you".

    "Look I don’t own you anything

 again, you went to get marry, and

 I have done you the favor of marring

 you so there is nothing else you

 can do to me. peter said and want

 out.

    "Wow… they didn’t bounce on me?"

peter said as he went out for fresh

 air.

    "This man don’t know who I am

 the fat woman said, let me give

 him the grace for one week then

 he will know the stuff am made of."

    "The second woman said, "you

 are even giving him a week, my is

 three days, if I don’t see money for

 food, am going to kill him."

    "Ahh.. no…no..no.. don’t kill him

 please the third woman who wants

to marry peter not minding the

nonsense peter is characterize  

with said.

   "Heyy.. park well, the first lady

said, who is this one? How do you

know him in the first place, when

 am talking you don’t talk, do you

 hear me?"

     "Leave her alone, she doesn’t

know who peter is, as for me, killing him

 is a piece of cake."

    "But why are you always saying

the word, kill, kill, do you like to

kill that much"? the first woman ask.

    "I thought we are on the same

side" the second said.

    "Yes, we are on the same side but

why the killing, killing thing, you know

 he is our husband, we should think

 of ways to help him not kill him."

    "Ohh.. so you like him that much,

and you use thugs to threatening

 him into marrying you."

    "If I didn’t threaten him will you

 be here?"

    "Yea, you have a point, so what

are we going to do?"

    "First, am hungry, all we need to

do now is settle down and cook

something to eat."

    "Ok, they all agree, so where is

your sons?" The first woman ask

the other two.

     "My is with my mother, I will go

 and bring him".

    "My is with my elders sister, am

going to bring him too. The second

woman said.

           "That is a good idea, me too."

    "Ok, let’s eat and keep some for

our husband."

    "Ok."

Peter came back to see his house

well-arranged  and clean.

    "What is happening here? And

where did they all go?"

    He walk to the dinning table to

 find his food well served and the

 sitting room sparkly clean.

     "No..no..no..no.. this is all a set up,

am not going to fall for this" Peter

 said taking his phone out to call Ken.

    "Hello Peter are how you?".

    "I don’t know, am calling to let you

know that am in my house right now."

    "Ok, is anything the problem talk

 to me", Ken start panicking because

of the women.

    "Am hanging up now, in case you

 didn’t hear my voice again just know

 am in my house." 

   "Come on Peter…...he hanged

up, ken took his car keys and rush

down to Peter’s house  but what he

 met was something now.

     "Wowww… is this Peter’s house,?

mann.. what happen here? Ken ask.

    "Thank God you are here, now I have

 a witness."

   "Witness? What witness are you

 talking about"?

    "I think this women wants to kill me".

     "How?" Ken ask surprise.

    "I came back and the whole house

is spotlessly clean, they  cook with

 their own money, serve my own on

 the table, look ; he pointed at the table,

And do you know the most scaring

 part?

   "No,"

    "Just go at the back of the house,

you will see them cleaning, washing

 and laughing together, that is not

 good at all.

     "What do you mean mann.. you

 are lucky, this is a blissing mann..

oh.. thank God am relived Ken said

over joyed. 

    You don’t understand mann..

this is a bad sigh mann..

    "What were you expecting, God

 has help you, they now understand

each other and are living in peace,

don’t you like it?"

    "No..no.. peter shouted."

    "What do you mean no?"

   "Have you seem women

living in peace before? No. I’ve not

 seem one. This is a bad sign ken,

am afraid mann..

    'Calm down; relax and enjoy your

new home mann.. ken said holding

him.

Just then the three of them enters

 the sitting room and ken and his

friend peter adjusted themselves

 as if afraid of the women.

    "Heyy.. look who we got here, the

man with the good heart, the first

 lady said, how is your wife?"

   "She.... she... is fine."

   'Ok, I will like to visit her someday."

    "Is ok" ken said still afraid.

    "Did you know him? The other two

ask the first lady."

    "Yes, this is the man who helped

 me with the money I use to set up

my business, and by the way tell

your wife that I did not fail her,

tell her my business is doing

 well too."

    "Ok, thanks for letting us know."

Ken said.

    "Wait a minute, so my kind friend

 here and his beautiful wife gave

 you money to start a business

and you did not tell me so  I  can

thank him? Peter stood up talking

 like the man of the house.

    The woman just looked at him

 and walk away.

    "Did you see that"? Peter ask ken.

    "Yea, just calm down ken whispers’

to Peter "you can't just force

people to respect you, you earn it.