1 Death

Somewhere, in a white space, a soul was floating around. This soul was of a person that had just died.

The soul couldn't remember who it was, where it was from, but it seemed to have retained it's knowledge and memories about everything else.

The person the soul used to be was apparently very interested in novels, manga and anime.

The soul didn't know what to do, since it was just floating around, doing nothing. So, it tried to remember how it died, only to end up wanting to be erased from existence.

The death of the soul was embarrassing:

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After weeks of staying inside it's home, the person finally decided to go out, since it didn't want to become a lazy piece of shit.

After exiting it's apartment, the person decided to go to a store to buy something. It didn't know what it wanted it just wanted to do it.

Walking down the street, the person saw a black cat staring at it.

The person didn't mind and continued walking.

It reached the store and bought everything it needed.

Going back to it's apartment, it saw the black cat staring at it again.

The person got a sudden urge to pet the cat.

When it got near the cat, the cat jumped towards the person and scratched it's face. Going down, the cat somehow managed to pull down the pants and underwear of the person.

Just then, a bird flying in the sky, wanted to take a shit, so it did so.

The shit just so happened to land on that person's face.

Unable to see, and with it's pants down, the person stumbled backwards into the street.

A car, speeding towards it, hit it.

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The person, who somehow managed to not black out, was barely alive.

Just then, a dog, smelling blood ran towards it.

The dog started licking the person's... cock and balls. Yes, the soul managed to find out his gender.

But it didn't matter since he was already dead from bleeding out.

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The soul was on the floor, crying from embarrassment. Or at least he thought he was, since he had no physical body. But then he heard a voice, which sound like it belonged to a middle aged man.

"Man, that's the funniest fucking death I've seen for at least a few days!" said the voice while trying really hard not to laugh.

'Who's that!?' the soul thought, scared because he hasn't seen anyone in this white space yet.

The soul looked around, trying to find the voice, and then he saw it.

It was a person. He looked like a sage. He had a long white beard, black eyes, and had a wizard's robe on. Why? He didn't know.

"Me? I'm what you humans would call god, or a supreme being." said 'god'.

'He can hear my thought's? Well, he did say he was 'god'.

"Yes, I can hear your thoughts." said 'god'.

'Well.. why am I here?' asked the soul through his thoughts, since he couldn't speak.

"Why? Because 1. You were lucky enough to win a game me and the other supreme beings set up, and 2. Because you entertained me." said god.

'So, what do I do here?' Asked the soul and immediately realized this was a situation in the novel's hes read. Reincarnation.

"Yes, you're right, you are gonna reincarnate, and you will have 3 wishes." said god.

'Do I get to choose the world I reincarnate into?' the soul asked.

"No, you will have to spin a wheel for that." god said.

'Ugh, my luck used to be shit back when I was alive' the soul thought.

God snapped his fingers and a wheel appeared. It had multiple colors, with different things written on them.

"This is what's gonna determine what world you'll go to." said god.

The soul looked at the wheel more closely and groaned. Or at least tried to. He was a soul.

Why did he try to groan? Because he saw things like 'Boku no pico' and 'Isekai cheat magician'.

The soul, trying to sigh, tried to spin the wheel. Only for him to remember he had no physical body.

God, realizing his mistake, spun the wheel himself.

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And so 3 hours passed. Or it seemed like that amount of time.

The wheel was still spinning. God had spun it too hard.

Finally, the wheel started slowing down. The soul started to beg for something good in his mind.

The wheel was now barely spinning. It was getting slower and slower.

Then, it finally stopped. The soul looked at the wheel and tried to jump from joy. But he couldn't. Why? Because he is a soul.

The wheel had landed on one of his favorite series. It had many fanfictions, so of course the soul had read it in his past life.

The series was...

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