you will be mine all mine one day

*after school* Mikey: hey Noah! were's Josh? Noah: I don't know why don't you ask your "boyfriend" or whatever Mikey:why are you so mad?! Noah: *whispers* because I like you but you like him Mikey: *mind: wait what?! did I just hear that right? no I couldn't have! Nathan: hey pup~ Noah: grr *growls* stay behind me Mikey! Mikey: why chill he's my boyfriend remember! Noah: right your "boyfriend" y'all are lame anyway *walks away* Mikey: anyway sorry about him what do you need babe? Nathan: it's mateing season~~ and your going to have a litter of puppies Mikey:but I'm a boy so ha! Nathan: do I look like I care? I'll use fucking magic so you can have puppies! Mikey:why me ok fine if we do have puppies what are we gonna name them? Nathan: if it's a girl marry grace and if it's a boy Leon Mikey: ok I'm cool with that! well it's getting late I should go home my dad's waiting Nathan: oh no we have to start trying to have puppies! Mikey: wait I can't go home pregnant! Nathan: again do I look like I care? Mikey: heh no haha I just need to get something from my house and we can start Nathan: ok puppy