17 16: Karma is Fu*kng B*tch!

But, even I hadn't realized how fast that slash was. I was so fast that even I, the one who executed it, could barely see it.

*Crack*

*Crack crack crack*

*Gush*

An extreme jolt of pain! Ran throughout the right si of my body as I felt the world sin around me for a bit. Wh I came back to myself, I realized that all these vampires looked at me with dazed dumbstruck eyes.

After seeing Jonathan's head on the floor, the fatty even exclaimed, "Holy Mother of Fu*cks!!!".

I, who was never a celebrity, panicked and tried to create a proper sentence in my brain, not realizing that my face hadn't even twitched a muscle in spite of the soul-numbing pain I had just experienced.

Finally, after a few seconds of delay, I spoke.

"You Pass."

"I Like all of you."

"Serve me."

After speaking, I realized something. These vampires seem sceptical of my abilities, which was expected. But, there seems to be a bigger problem.

Utilizing what little mana I had just recovered, I tried to check my body, which made me frown even more. Various small weblike cracks ran throughout every bone on the right side of my torso. The damage was actually so severe that I realized that I couldn't remain in my human form any longer

Thankfully that didn't affect my plan since it required me to turn back into my demon form either way.

So the current situation came to be where all these vampires are bowing in front of me with fear and confusion.

The current situation was a bit beyond my expectations, primarily because of the injuries I had just suffered...

'Wait! The injuries are already healing?'

I swear to your father! that the injuries which I had just suffered are now slightly healed... slightly. Like the cracks throughout my rib have become lesser than just a few seconds ago.

Speaking of which, damn, a demon body sure is different from a human one! There are actually semi-liquid, jelly-like substances all around my organs and seem to be protecting my organs. In addition, my bones seem much denser. Unlike humans, there seem to be cartilages in between my ribcages in a repetitive pattern and seem to act as a spring. Also, there appears to be nothing like exposed nerve bundles like the funny bone in humans.

'Damn! This is so fascinating!'

While I was still immersed in the various mysteries of my demon body...

*Cough*

Coming back to my senses, I let out a cough to hide the awkwardness as I could feel the stares of these vampires bearing a hole in me.

Trying to act casual, I pointed towards the Ròu Wán 'meat ball' and spoke,

"You there! I like the way you handled things back there; I want you to take care of everything that has to be taken care of and prepare a report on all the vampires, their strength, their weakness, all the underground bases, everything."

"Yes!" Shouted the meatball with a pleasing smile on his face while Catherine's face looked paler and paler with every word I spoke.

It seems that she thought that she was scared that all her power was going to be given to the rotund Vampire. But, honestly, in my eyes, she is more important since she could devise a counter plan for the counter-attack.

But the thing that is the most important here in my eyes is her ability to create these Heavy Machines throughout the warehouse. Yes! I am 100% sure that these machines were made by her. How did I know?

Well, that is because, unlike a few dumb cases, I have been paying full attention to my surroundings ever since I arrived in this warehouse and realized that this girl actually had a faint smell of machine oil wafting from her. So, along with the sounds that I had heard when I entered the warehouse, even a blind man will come to a single conclusion...

That this girl is a Fu*king Genius! However, what made me even more satisfied was that I finally had someone who could do my homework for me. How Fu*king spectacular is that!

It even solves my biggest hurdle and headache!

So after giving my orders to the fatty, I looked towards the pale vampire princess and spoke,

"As for you. Open a portal back to my room!"

The pale princess, who looked slightly unwilling, followed my orders, and a few seconds later, a portal to my room was before me.

"Follow me." That was what I said as I entered the portal.

Catherine, after this statement, looked as though her world had come shattering down as if the world no longer had any meaning.

"Quick!" I said as I felt a bit light-headed.

*Grit*

Catherine, behind me, gritted her teeth very hard! So hard that even I heard the sound. Yet, she followed me nonetheless.

...

Exiting the portal, I looked behind me and saw Catherine. She seemed very unwilling and had a face filled with malice and disgust.

Looking at such an expression, my dark forehead knitted together.

*Grit*

Catherine spoke up as if getting the queue after gritting her teeth again. Yet I was totally Not expecting the words that were about to come out of her petite mouth.

"You Perverted Demon!"

Confusion! Utter confusion!

'Watt, Did this Girl Just call me?'

'A Pervert!'

'A fu*king pervert?'

'Woman! Do you know how much of a Puritan I am?'

'My Integrity is as high as KSI's IQ!'

'Totally Non-existent!'

*Internal Cough*

'That's not the point here, the point is how did she know!?'

'No No No! Wrong script! The main point is why does she think I am a pervert.

Seeing the confusion on my face, Catherine seemed even more humiliated as she spoke up in a loud voice.

"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!!!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!"

After that shout, her voice again went a pitch lower as she continued with a slight blush,

"You know..., like how you... Like corpses."

I felt an even denser mist of confusion suffuse my brain as I tried to make sense of what she meant to say.

A few seconds of awkward silence later, I felt a Divine Thunderbolt strike my brain. Along with that, I felt like vomiting blood, not knowing either to laugh or cry!

A wry smile came on my face as I finally understood the saying, 'Karma is Fu*kng B*tch!'

I understood what she was trying to say; the random excuse which I had created to reject this very same girl flashed through my mind briefly.

'I'm not into living people at all... I don't feel any sexual urges... towards anything that is living.'

')!$/!&/$9347374!'

That single line! SINGLE LINE! Has put me in such deep sh*t that I couldn't even think straight.

What Deep Sh*t? Well, before, some general knowledge needs to be understood.

You see, the Vampire physique is one of the most special among the 49 known races. Their body doesn't operate similarly to that of any other race. For any living race, like demons, humans, elves, etc., their bodily functions rely upon breathing air in and out. As for vampires, their bodily function actually depends more on mana than breathing. In fact, they do not require breathing at all! All bodily functions like supplying nutrients to cells is done by mana. One of two situations occurs when they have used up all of their mana.

They either turn into a starved vampire or go into a semi-dead state with their hearts beating a few times a day.

In conclusion, Vampires are classified as an Undead race. Dead but at the same time not!

And now! Tell me, why wouldn't this girl before me not think that I am a pervert who has dubious intentions towards her!

*twitch*

My eyebrow twitched as I didn't know what to say.

'Should I say that I was just joking?'

'Hell No! That is a certain path to doom!'

'What if she gets so outraged by humiliation that she decides to kill me!'

'Damn, this bro is so weak that he won't even be able to block a single move!'

'What if I just agree?'

'Fu*k NO! The situation will get even out of hand!!!'

'Muther Fu*king Sh*tty Sh*t!'

'What do I do?!! I can't agree, neither can I deny.'

After thinking frantically, finally, a solution came to my mind.

"Are you done!"

I said in a slightly dark voice, which made Catherine even angrier as I pointed towards the table beside my bed and continued.

"There is some homework left, which I was unable to do because of you using charm on me. So I want you to do it."

She frowned after listening to what I had to say and opened her mouth, probably to refute or something, but I cut her before that,

"NOW!!!"

Hearing my angry shout, she seemed taken aback and seemed to have some apprehensions. Yet as if terrified by my identity as a demon, she gritted her teeth again, complied, walked towards the table, and sat down.

As for me, I let out a slight inaudible sigh on the success of my plan. As for the plan itself, It was pretty simple. Summarizing in two words, It was 'Acting Dominant.'

Simple yet effective on every woman. (A\N: Use at your own digression! You have been warned!)

After that was done, I sat at the edge of my bed, not paying any further attention to the girl who was in my room beside me. I reassessed my injuries, after which I was genuinely astonished.

All the cracks on my skeletal structure were healed, as good as new! Astonished by my own healing factor, I smiled wryly and got ready to transform back into a human.

...

A few minutes later, I exited the shower, cleaned myself off the blood and went straight to bed.

A few seconds later, I had already drifted to dreamland in my human form, not knowing two eyes that looked at me both aggrieved and astonished.

Also, not knowing that this single action of mine would lead to a significant issue tomorrow.

The girl whom the eyes belonged to stared at Lucas for a bit longer and then went back to complete the assignment.

*tap tap tap*

That was the only sound as she typed on the virtual keyboard.

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