Karma's a Bitch.

I padded along a stark corridor, wiping at my face. The guard had thought it amusing to cum all over my head, and his mess was making my long silver hair matted and tangled. Not that I really gave a fuck what I looked like, but it just annoyed me. Another little torture.

We'd come off the main area, and walked along a series of seemingly endless corridors, all deserted, with myself still buck naked. Had that been the worst of my problems I'd have been happy.

Finally we turned into a longer, wider hallway, with a door that appeared to be made of wood at the end.

The guard stopped in front of it, and raised his hand, but then looked down at me. Damn, this was a horny one! I braced myself for another bout, but he shook his head and pressed a button on the frame.

A noise came from somewhere, and the door slid open, to reveal a sumptuous office. My new friend roughly pushed me through, and the door slid shut behind me.

I took my time to take in the surroundings, hoping my impertinence would portray an aura of calm at least.

The room was a big one. Painted in natural colours, the walls were decorated with pictures of plants and scenes from various planets, mostly nature views.

The ceiling had an impressive mosaic painted all over it, of some kind of woodland scene. It was so complex and detailed that it took me a moment to see that there were all manner of creatures within the forest, most of whom were engaged some kind of sexual deviancy.

I was impressed.

The floor was covered in a deep shag carpet, which felt wonderful under my feet.

Finally, sitting behind a desk that was larger than some spaceships I've seen, was my host.

I say sitting, she may have been standing, it was hard to tell, as the body was enveloped in a massive, billowing robe of many colours. It seemed to move around, as if in a breeze, although there was no wind present.

Several long arms, covered by the same robe, ended in nearly human shaped hands, although they seemed to be covered in some kind of shiny pink armour.

The head, when I moved up to it, and up I had to look, as the Karma was at least twice the height of my adult form, let alone the body I was in now, was floating there. Yes, it was floating above the body. It was a large affair too, and now I realised that the armour on the hands wasn't armour, but some kind of chitin. The Karma were obviously an insectoid like species. Two large bulbous eyes looked out on the world, underneath a couple of antenna, that bobbed and twitched with a life of their own.

There was a mouth though, an odd looking thing given the chitin 'skin'. It looked almost mechanical, although when it opened, it revealed some pretty scary looking fangs within.

"You have been judged and found guilty," it said, in a surprisingly melodic voice.

"Well fuck you very much," I replied. Politeness costs nothing I always say.

"You are a lowly beast, and your punishment shall be long and hard."

"I bet that's what you say to all the boys," I replied, sauntering over to an oversized chair on my side of her desk. I climbed upon to it, and then sat down. As an afterthought I hung one of my legs over the arm of the chair, thus ensuring my young pussy was on full show.

"You are a depraved specimen," Boss Karma said.

"And what right do you have to judge my morality?" I asked back, wiggling my ass on the chair It was really very comfortable.

"By the right of the power we hold."

"Okay," I said. Couldn't argue with that.

"You have murdered and raped and terrorised your way through more than four hundred galaxies," she went on.

"Well, I don't like to boast, but yes, thank you for noticing." I looked at my nails in modesty. They were shockingly unkept.

"You shall pay for the billions upon billions of souls that have suffered under your watch. The billions ruthlessly murdered, the billions forced into slavery and misery, the billions raped, tortured and brutalised, the billions..."

"Is this going to take long?" I interrupted. "It's just that I was about to have a nap."

The Karma swept around the desk, and one long hand grabbed me by the neck, lifting me into the air like I weighed nothing. Well, to be fair, I was pretty light, especially next to her.

"Our species seeks out the worst criminals in the universe, and shows them, personally, what they have done to others. You may expect to suffer greatly. You will experience the pain and humiliation that others have suffered under your rule."

"Gnnnnn," I said, gasping for breath.

The Karma dropped me. I landed with a jolt back onto the chair.

"Ahh," I said, coughing. "And.. ahem, and what of all the billions who now live in a stable, safe environment thanks to me? What of all the billions of worlds that were constantly at war, and are now at peace? Those that were destroying their planet, and now live in a stable environment? Those poor who had no jobs and are now gainfully employed? What of those?"

"We are not concerned with those."

"That's very even handed of you." I stood up and pointed at her. "I'm going to get out of this place at some point, and when I do, I'm coming for you and yours. So go ahead, do your worst, but you better end me after you're done, because otherwise it will be your turn. And I'll enjoy myself with you personally."

"You may go." The Karma turned her back on me. Fuck it! If I'd only had a weapon!

The door opened, and my good chum Officer Horny grinned at me.

I smiled back. I didn't care if they pulled my teeth out, this time I was going to bite it off.

It was time to up my game.