Prologue

"I was cast out of Heaven. Can you fucking believe it?" I said as I placed around the room. "I, the god of mother fucking Choas, Maximus Granulus, was cast out of Heaven." "That's the fifth time you said that. And stop pacing, your making me agitated." said the girl sitting next to me. "I was cast out with you, you know." She was my daughter, Maximum Granulus, and she was the goddess of Slaughter. I call her Maxie, but she hates it, and in return she calls me 'old man'. Seeing as I'm already 17 eons old, I couldn't care less what she calls me. Even though she is only 200 years younger than me, she still clings to the teenage mentality.

Now, there are some thing you should know. Firstly, gods are real, and very powerful. Secondly, I'm one of the two primordial gods in the universe. Thirdly, my twin brother, Optimus Granulus, hates me because my divinity is equal to his. You see, he has a hero complex stemming from his power of Order, and often starts fight with me because of it. Now, I don't hate my brother, quite the opposite in fact, but I can't do anything about his hero complex, so I just indulge him without ever seriously fighting him. If I were to seriously fight him, the entirety of the univer would shatter from our power. So when he tried invoking the power of the origin to banish me, I was definitely surprised, and that's when my own disorder started to kick in. You see, I'm a complete psychopath. Perks of the power of Choas. So when he finally pissed me off, that was when the universe was fucked. I started invokeing the power of origin too, and our divinities canceled each other out. But, this time he brought help. He rallied all of Heaven against me. All but one person, my daughter. so it was the god of Choas and the goddess of Slaughter verses all of Heaven. Sounds cool right? Wrong! My power was cancelled by my brother's power, and my daughter was too imature to use her power to the fullest, so when my brother saw that the universe was starting to crumble, he used the power of origin to banish me and my daughter from Heaven.

So now, were stuck in the mortal plane, with all the races of the universe. But, we're not helpless. Because my divinity is Choas, my brother can't seal it, and I used my divinity to unseal my daughter's after we were banished. So now, we have nothing to do. "Well, we might as well just take over a country or something." Maxie said. "I have a better idea." I said, "Why don't we take over the universe instead. We take it over by taking one planet at a time."

So we started our journey. We walked west until we found a river, and then followed it downstream until we reached civilization. Luckily, we found a city, instead of a village, so we could get better access to maps and money. because even gods need money in the mortal world, at least, if they don't want to be found out. "Now that I think about it, Why wasn't Grandpa or Grandma fighting with Uncle?" Maxie asked. I stopped dead. "Don't. Mention. My. Father." I said, my eyes glowing with a menacing black and red glow. Maxie shrunk away from me, scared by my tone. I'm not usually like this with her, but she has never asked about me about my relationship with my father, so I never told her.

You see, my father, the god of Origin, has tried to kill me every time I am near him. He has no name, so everyone just calls him Origin. My mother, the goddess of the Void, is the only thing keeping me alive in the face of my father. She has no name either, but everyone calls her Empress, because she is the only one stronger Origin. I call her Mother. "My father was being held captive by my mother when Optimus Attacked. Otherwise, we would not be alive right now." I said while looking forward, and then I ignored her.

After that, we walked to the city, and looked for the hunter's guild. while looking for the hunter's guild, we stumbled across a brawl in the streets. we watched for a while, until I noticed a nobleman on the other side of the fight, watching with a smile. I leaned over to Maxie and whispered "Go and knock out everyone in that fight, I'm going to steal the noble's coin purse." Maxie complained about not being able to kill them, but I glared at her and she did what I asked. As she was fighting the brawlers, I sneaked over to the noble and pickpocketed his money. By the time I was back where I used to be, Maxie was finished with the brawlers and came over to me, then we left, but the noble stopped us.

"You disgusting peasants, pay me compensation for losing my best fighter or I will make you pay" said the noble, and then he held out his hand. I looked at him, smiled, and spit in his hand. I then proceeded to tell him to go fuck himself, and all his guards. "Your courting death!" he yelled, then his guards attacked.