I'm the rotten one

  "I'll be gentle... I'll try."

The expression on Lilou's face died as she held her breath while Samael carried her to the mansion. Studying the triumphant grin on his face, she knew he was dead serious. Samael was planning to carry her to the bathroom where they would…

Her mouth fell in disbelief before patting his chest when they were by the entrance. He stopped.

"Put me down!" she panicked, tapping his shoulder quickly. "Now!"

"But why? That is not how we did it."

Lilou nearly choked on her own breath but managed to keep herself together. She pinched his shoulder, which did nothing to him.

"I — I don't want to take a bath! I take bath every ten days!" she lied on the skin of her teeth. "Put me down… please."

Samael sighed quietly. 

"Fine." He reluctantly put her down and then continued when he straightened his back. "Lilove, I was —"

Swooosh.