RIP Goes The Pokémon Theme Song
[Azriel's view in Gallia's room]
I woke up feeling refreshed; my body no longer ached and hurt from whatever had just happened to me. I stretched my arms out and opened my eyes, but the moment I did, Dirty Harry started to sing a messed-up version of a familiar song.
I wanna squeeze every breast
Like every nerd ever dreamed
To breed them is my real test
Filling pussy is my cause
I will fuck them across the land
Stretching holes far and wide
I'll teach humans to understand
My power that fills insides
(Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me
My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny
(Pokémon)
Oh, with all my new friends
The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend
(Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge
The hero will get real bruised
You suck me, and I'll fuck you
Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all
Yeah
Every pussy along the way
With courage, I will fill
I will fuck them every day
To fix this fucked up place
Sex with me is always right
My dick makes the best team
Transforming humans with my seed
This is beyond my wildest dreams
(Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me
My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny
(Pokémon)
Oh, with all my new friends
The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend
(Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge
The hero will get real bruised
You suck me, and I'll fuck you
Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all
Gotta breed 'em all
Gotta breed 'em all
Gotta breed 'em all
Gotta breed 'em all
Yeah!
(Pokémon, gotta breed 'em all) It's my harem and me
My Poké-Piercer will be your destiny
(Pokémon)
Oh, with all my new friends
The Pokémon Pussy is what I must defend
(Pokémon, breed 'em all) With a dick real huge
The hero will get real bruised
You suck me, and I'll fuck you
Pokémon! (Gotta breed 'em all) Gotta breed 'em all
I had gotten up and was now holding the Breedé-Dex in my hand, but it was splattered with blue.
"You finally woke up! Doctor Grass Tits has been fussing over you with your dogfish, but I told them you were fine! What did you take so long to get back up for?" Dirty Harry asked in my hand.
I looked at the flip phone in disbelief.
"Did I drop you? I passed as soon as I hit the ground, and now I woke up to you ruining one of my favorite childhood songs!" I growled at Dirty Harry and considered storing him in my shoe for a while.
[Hello, umm, Azriel? Are you okay in there? May I please come in and check up only you?]
"Can I come in too?" Misty called from the other side of the door after Gallia spoke in my mind.
I looked down, and I wasn't wearing any clothes, and my left side had three strange glowing like a scratch going down. They pulsed pink lightly, and the other side was splattered with blue, giving me a strange look, but I had no clothes on.
"Give me a moment, I am naked still," I called out, and the door opened.
Misty, my cute Vaporeon, rushed to me first, and Gallia the Gardevoir was close behind her, carrying clothes.
"You're alright! We were worried, but that rude PokéDex kept telling us that it was only a matter of time, but it was hard to take him seriously!" Misty cried out as she latched on to me, so I pulled her smooth blue body tight to me.
She was wearing a white bikini top with a red Poké Ball emblem on her right breast with a short yellow wavy skirt. I kissed along the side of her ears on the top of her smooth head, and Misty started to giggle in my arms.
Misty looked up, and my and I smiled down at her and then leaned down to kiss her. Her soft blue lips pressed into mine, and I ran my finger down her back and along with her spine's fins edges.
The two of us broke apart, and I turned to Gallia, who had been watching us with a curious partial smile. She held a black plant and some other clothes, and Misty moved out of the way so I could go take them from her.
I took the clothes, but then I set them down on the bed and turned back to Gallia and opened my arms to her. She didn't move at first, but slowly Gallia raised her arms to her chest, resting on the red shard protruding from her chest.
I waited with my arms out, feeling a bit silly, but slowly, Gallia came over to rest her head on my chest, and I wrapped my arms around her. She had been hurt and abused, and even though all I had healed her, some things would still take time and patience.
"How are you feeling?" I asked as I stroked Gallia's green hair.
"Yes, but I feel a bit lost, and I was waiting for you to get up and tell me what I am or any of us are supposed to be doing. We all get what you want to do, but we don't know how you plan to do it," Gallia explained, and I nodded my head but held on to her for a while longer before splitting apart from her.
"Now that you both have seen that I am okay, give me a moment to get dressed and talk to Harry about what my plan should be. While I am, and you, please get a map of Kanto out for me and anything that you think I might find useful. We still have two Pokémon to free, and I need more information about what Oak was doing with the transferred Pokémon," I explained.
The girls nodded and left the room, leaving me with Dirty Harry and my new clothes.