1 Prologue

Did you ever get yourself in a Ridiculous Situation? Xian Feng feels that this is the most horrible and ridiculous situation of his life that happened to him.

" Xiao Fe!"

Xian Feng was currently in the clinic when someone... his friend, has entered the room looking anxious and worried for him. That thing.. his friend was called Huang Bai.

" Are you alright?"

Seriously, is that the only question that he can come up? He fainted.. Fainted in front of the crowd! He wasn't alright! There was also that issue and things that he hasn't still digested after waking up. Was this Huang Bai alright in the head at all? He wanted to say 'Are you a dumbass' but that was out of character for him to say.

" I... I'm fine. I would be alright."

That thing.. His friend, from being anxious suddenly look at him with pity. He hated that look! Huang Bai must notice his stare as he suddenly went from being optimistic.

" Don't worry Xiao Fe! Vivian will surely take back what she said. "

Huang Bai, that thing stayed for a while in the Clinic making sure that he was okay. He also peeled apples and promise to him that he will lend his notes for Xian Feng. After that thing disappeared his tame and harmless look disappeared. Xian Feng scowled as he saw his reflection at the mirror on the wall.

" Oh, my God!! Freaking Hell! What the heck is this Situation?!"

From harmless look, scowling and now panicking. His puberty stage mustn't still be finish.

" F*cking Author stop with your Bullsh*t! Hahahaha... This is crazy! Absolutely crazy! Sonofa... Beach! "

Xian Feng, his current name wasn't really named Xian Feng. Previously he was named Aaron Fernandez, a 20 year old Highschool graduate. He didn't go into the College as his parents prioritize his Siblings but he was okay with it. Instead he did become a part time worker at MFC, a Cashier at Computer Shop and Librarian for weekends for at least 2 years to help his parents and siblings. Afterwards, there is no afterwards as he died at a young age of 20 years old. It wasn't the Cliche Truck-Kun or other forms, sometimes called Car-Kun that was the caused of his death. It wasn't also from being back stab by a criminal or gun shot by a robber. His death didn't really matter as he is now Xian Feng.

He Trans.. Reincarnated in this world. Sigh, he can't understand his situation. Xian Feng can understand if he was a transmigrator! There are certain stories of certain MCs of known novels being Transmigrated into somewhat different modern world with special abilities, espers, sci-fi genre etcetera. He wasn't Transmigrated which was common to those xxx novels! Why didn't he followed the common route?! He can also understand if he was transported into the world of sword and magic! Or a Goddess or a God saying he died then give him OP abilities or Cheats for compensation and reincarnate him! There is no Sword of Magic! He can only say Bye bye to Mana, Hero, B*tch Princess, Dumb King, Ikemen Demon Lord Bastard, Mage, Beautiful Elves, mofu mofu and Ara Ara.

Farewell Cultivation World! As there is no Qi, Dao, Old grandpa masters, a Chance encounter of those godly items, Library cheats, The Promise Harem, arrogant elders that he would defeat, arrogant young masters.... No, they might still exist in this society. They were basically everywhere. There might be still a chance in where he can trash them! And lastly let's see goodbye to trash cultivation talent that turned into.. Normal Talent! Let's welcome the Dungeons, Monsters, System that exist in the modern Society! Isn't that supposed only to exist in those XXX novels?!

Xian Feng wants to bang his head on the wall but he might faint again. This is a mess up situation! He wasn't following the Normal Troupes!! How was he supposed to act? Did he need to combine those three XXX kind of novels to come up with a Protagonist Guide for himself? Being in a Dungeon Based World wasn't the ridiculous situation but the state of his reincarnation. Even his little Sister was a fan of Oppas and those Idols, she still read Mangas, light novels and watch Animes. There were certain cases of those characters having an accident and regaining the memories of their past lives. Was he supposed to act like them? Nope, he is a Protagonist and there is no way that he is a Villain! Much more of a Villainess! His state of reincarnation has some similarities to those Villainess but also different. How he regained his memories? It was so simple and ridiculous. He. f*cking. fainted! He fainted in shock in front of a crowd! Why did he faint? It was another simple answer. He fainted because he couldn't take the shock and the heartbreak of being rejected of his crush, one of the school Goddesses of this school.

Pathetic, It was so Pathetic! At least his way of dying in his last life wasn't pathetic. Hehe, who was he kidding? Well, at least it was less pathetic than regaining his memories? He wanted to bury his body to cover his embarrassment. No matter whether it was his past life and present life, be it Aaron Hernandez or Xian Feng, His life... why it was so ridiculous?!