Birth

ivy wakes up in a room his first thought is, "fuck im dead noo... and i love my family in that life" he then sees a young man and he says so your god huh.

"yeah i am god says but my name is jhalil, meaning some type of angel forgot what though" the young man says.

"ivy says how tf do you forget your all knowing right and your mixed tf i thought you would be a light i can see or an voice in the sky something, more powerful then a 20 looking year old man."

"first off" god says. "you humans just thought i new every thing im just a nigga tf is you on i just stay in heaven minding my own damn business, and sometimes letting humans reincarnate into a different world time to time but since your ass is a un greatful fuck i won't let you go unless you say thank you to me and then after that sorry."

*sigh*

"fine I am very sorry for yelling at you god."

"thank you" god says. "ok now you get 3 good wishes then you will be sent down to the devil for 3 down sides go says with a straight face."

"the devil.." >you mean lucifer."

yes lucifer yeah

"morningstar..."

"yes morningstar god says with a straight face."

"you mean the bringer of light that lucifer."

"yes that lucifer." god says still with a straight face.

"you mean the guy who let a revolt against heaven, that lucifer the embody meant of evil that nigga" he says with a face of fear and just self sorrow.

"i mean a lot of shit happened and people said it was him but he was in hell just chillin' god says.

"..." "roll credits "cause it is over im gonna die again"

"nigga listen that nigga chill just don't say no dumb shit now tell me your wishes so you can go" god says in a annoyed voice bc ivy is acting like a pussy.

"ok" 1. "I want a system but a funny one that gives me lots point for doing a class ranked quests"

2. "i want to have a genin level taijutsu"

3. "i want 3 more wishes"

"some people would think they would get damned to hell for saying that but, im cool with it believe it or not only 13 people have asked that ok you have 2 more go on."

OK! lets go!! 4. "i want parents that act and look like my old ones, so im not home sick"

5. I wish to be a werewolf reason so i will have the normal strength of 1 tails naruto and when there is a full moon without looking at it half of 2 tails, with looking at it just getting to kinda trying 3 tails

"ok now ima send you down to lucy."

"he says ok with a look of horror on ivy's face."

"ok your hear took you long didn't it." lucifer says. okay what are your down sides

1. looking at the full moon sends me out of control 70% of the time can be control after some time

2. "i can infect people with the werewolf curse if the curse/ my teeth make it to the blood stream, but it can also KILL them but only a 7% chance."

3. "people with mutations can tell something is wrong with me making" "most" "of them stay a distance away for good measure."

"Okay is that all" he says with a creepy smile.

"um yes sir" he says nervously.

"okay bye then" [he then drops him thousands of feet out the air]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! [he then sees a baby and trys to dodge but its too late he opens his eyes and looks at his hands] "fuck well i guess this is my life now" [looking at his new but same mom.]

TO BE CONTINUED....