1 The revenge of a truck
Riding a bus, a black haired youth was busy reading a comic book. He sat lazily, browsing through the pages of the book.
"Sigggh,.. is there anything good anymore?", exclaimed the bored youth. This was his fifth time re-reading the same comic. He was out searching for a part-time job, so that he could indulge in his hobbies.
After getting off the bus, the youth starts to wander aimlessly, bored out of his mind. After making his way to his house, he suddenly hears a loud noise.
CRACK
As if thunder had just struck. However there was no thunder. He chalked it up to just being his mind playing tricks on him, so he continued on his journey. However, a second much different noise came from behind him.
CRACK
BEEP BEEP
The youth whipped around in order to see what the hell was happening. He suddenly became dumbfounded. Right above him was gigantic blue-green portal like construct. It seemed to have torn a hole, through...air? No through space itself. The portal was producing crackling lightning. However, most surprising of all was the gigantic truck that was coming out of the portal.
BEEP BEEP
"What the fu-", those were the youth's last words as the truck slammed into him, killing him instantly.
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The youth suddenly found himself in a white space, right next to an old man.
'What the hell was that! Did I die? Am I in heaven or hell? Nah..can't be it. This place is too bland.
"Unfortunately, child you are dead", the youth immediately turned around. He was face to face with a tall old man with a white hair and white suit. Perfectly matches the colors of the room.
'Let's see here. I got killed by that weird truck thing, then I end up here with a mysterious old man?', the youth analyzed recalling the novels he read. "Are you a god?"
"Well yes I am, though I prefer the term 'deity'", the old man said, adding, "quite the smart one, aren't you?"
"So... can you explain what happened, what's up with the truck, and what's going to be happening to me. Am I going to heaven? Or to hell?", the youth asked.
"Alright one at a time, one at a time. First, the one who killed you was an experiment. I wanted to test out something I read in one of your mortal books, and it looks like it worked", the deity spoke, still smiling.
'So the guy basically killed me over an experiment'
"Please don't be mad, you will be compensated. In fact that's how we get to the second question. This area you find yourself in is actually my domain, where souls who have died due to divine interference go. They can not go to the normal realms since they should not be dead, instead they are simply reincarnated", the man said smiling. "Now you must be very excited.."
"No kidding!", the youth spoke with more fervor. 'This is like the shit I see in novels and manga, and now its happening to me!'
"Alright now that we got that out of the way, let's test your luck shall we.", the god snapped his fingers causing a giant wheel to appear out of nowhere.
"This wheel here will let us know the power you ill be getting. More powerful abilities are less likely to be acquired", he pointed at the section of a wheel that contained the a golden glove with 5 colored stones in it, it had a smaller space compared to the others. the youth nodded, that makes sense, it would make no sense if there was an equal chance at getting the infinity gauntlet and getting the ability to spit water.
"No let's get started shall we", spoke the deity.
"Wait! could I have permission to spin the wheel", the youth asked.
"Certainly", deity smiled. The youth walked up to the wheel. He then started to blow on his hands and start talking to himself while hopping around.
"ummm... what are you doing?", asked the deity watching the youth do his strange behavior.
"This is my lucky dance, it boosts my luck", explained the youth.
"That's not how luck works, but... you do you"
After he completed his dance, the youth spun the wheel with all his might.
The wheel began to move incredibly fast, showing no signs of stopping anytime soon. The youth stared as the wheel kept spinning over and over, catching glimpses of different symbols. In his head the youth prayed to lady luck asking for something decent or good. 'I'm not asking for anything op or broken, just give me something good. Please give me something good'
After what felt like hours for the youth, but what was actually a few minutes the wheel began to slow down. The pictures were more clear now, showing different fruits, swords, armor, eyes, and wands.
'Lady luck please bless my soul', the youth prayed. The wheel finally landed on a symbol. It was incredibly small, but not as small as the infinity gauntlet. It was a red symbol in the shape of a sort of diamond. Inscribed in the symbol was what looked like a fragmented 'S'. One of the most famous symbols in the world, you would be an actual idiot if you could not recognize that, and the youth was certainly no idiot.
"Oh ho, you got a good one did you not", the god said. Suddenly the superman symbol began to glow and shot a beam to the youth. The youth immediately cowered in fear, but as soon as the beam hit his body it disappeared.
The youth turned to the deity, "What the hell was that?"
"That was the powers and abilities integrating to your body. They can't just appear in your body out of nowhere you know". Guess that made sense.
"So I have the powers of superman?"
"Actually it would be better to say that you have the potential to have the powers of superman. You will not start with these abilities, instead they will develop over time."
"I see..another question, what version will I be getting?"
"Sorry?"
"Will I be getting post crisis, pre-crisis, New 52, rebirth? Which version of superman?"
"You're really interesting aren't you", spoke the smiling god. "Most of the other reincarnates just accepted their powers happily and went on their way."
"Well then they would just be idiots. If you have chance for power, always take it no matter what you sacrifice. True power will always reign supreme above anything else"
"Well that's a pretty interesting outlook. Alright then, I'll indulge you a bit. What version of superman would you like to be."
"I would like to be superboy prime"
Alright then, I will give you the potential of superboy-prime based on your memories"
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"Is there no complaint. Would that not break the balance of power on any world?"
The deity merely shrugged, "There are nearly infinite worlds in the multiverse. It really does not matter what happens to one, plus this will be great entertainment for me. You have no idea how boring it is to see the same events replaying an infinite number of time since the beginning of creation."
"I see... but I could also break into other universes at full power"
"Again, there are infinite universes. A couple of universes being destroyed is no big deal, though I might have to interfere if there is too much damage."
"Alright, seems fair enough. I'll accept it, I'd be an idiot if I did not. So where am I going to get reincarnated? Also if it isn't too much wherever you reincarnate me to, could you make me an orphan, I don't want to deal with any two pairs of parents bullshit."
"Seems fair enough, you will be reincarnated in... let's see how about Naruto?", the deity asked before, "Yea Naruto seems fine".
"Really Naruto? Is that not a bit too weak for someone like me?"
"Ha, already getting confident I see. Don't worry boy it won't be too bad"
"So if I reincarnate in Naruto, that means I will have chakra?"
"Nope, your Kryptonian physiology is not a Kekkai Genkai, it is your species. Last time I checked Kryptonians do not have chakra."
"Alright that seems fair enough, Alright I'm ready".
After confirmation, the deity waved his hand, and the youth realized that his body was somehow disappearing from the dimensions.
"Well then, I hope you enjoy your life and live to the fullest. Do whatever you want, but please do make it a bit entertaining", with that the youth full disappeared leaving just the deity in the endless space.
"True power will always reign supreme, huh", the deity muttered to himself recalling the words of the youth. He gave of a light chuckle after pondering on those words, "this will be very interesting to watch. Tell me, Natsumi Saito or should I say Kal-El, what will you do for true power".
