Making A Deal

"You! Such a rude little girl!" The man with glasses yelled out.

"Says the man who charges into my daddy's hospital room with a handful of flowers as if you were my daddy's lover. Sorry, but daddy is not into other men. He is only into girls with a lot of boom boom." Kali put her hands in front of her chest as if she was holding something and bounced them up and down as she said this. After she did that, she hopped out of her chair and went to the side of the bed and hugged All Might's arm while glaring at the man with the glasses.

The man with the glasses froze hearing Kali's allegations and did not know what to say. He began wondering if All Might really had a daughter. 'They have the same color hair…. Did he have a girlfriend on the side that I never knew about? No, I have seen his future many times unless he was blocking it all…. But if that was the case….'

The man with the glasses looked at the young girl glaring at him and wondered just what she had gone through to become like this. 'Well, if it is All Might's daughter, then it would not be strange….'

Trying to recompose himself, he decided not to delve too deep if All Might wanted to keep her a secret, then he would not ask any more questions. "Ahem… I am your father's sidekick, Sir Nighteye. So you do not need to be wary of me. I am just a little shocked because your father never mentioned you."

Kali thought for a moment before a sly smirk appeared on her lips. "That's cause mommy was a hooker."

Sir Nighteye almost fell over hearing this. He looked at All Might and shook his head. He was starting to wonder if he should continue being his sidekick or not. He looked at the little girl who was still glaring at him and cleared his throat. "And where is your mother now?"

"Dead. She died while being choked during her wrestling matches in the bedroom. So I've been staying with daddy." Kali's words made Sir Ninghteye begin choking on air. He began to wonder if this child knew what she was even saying.

Kali, on the other hand, was giggling on the inside. She had been a street rat for so long, what has she not seen? But seeing the grown man in front of her becoming flustered over a few words really amused her. "Mr. redeye. Why are you here anyway?"

Sir Nighteye scratched his nose and repeated his name: "It's Sir Nighteye. And I was just checking on your father."

"Ah, sorry Furry Pinkeye. Then I will tell daddy that you stopped by when he wakes." Kali finally smiled sweetly at Sir Nighteye, acting like she did not just say his name completely wrong once again.

Sir Nighteye decided not to correct the little girl again. He looked at All Might and figured he would not be awake for quite a while. He set the flowers down and looked over at the little girl. "Then please tell him I stopped by. I will not bother you anymore."

"Okay, Sir Buttcheeks, have a good day." Kali yelled out and waved her hand while Sit Nighteye who was about to step through the threshold of the room. But ended up tripping over his own two feet due to Kali blatantly calling him something that was not even close to his name. He did not even look back as he got his footing and quickly walked away. He found the little girl to be just as annoying as All Might himself!

Seeing the glasses man leave, Kali smirked and poked the arm next to her. "I know you are awake."

"Very observant. I guess I should thank you." All Might's voice was muffled due to the respirator on his face, but Kali had no problem hearing him.

"If you want to thank me, then take me under your wing. I have no parents and need a meal ticket. What do you say?" Kai did not like beating around the bush. This was why she stated what she wanted from the man she saved.

All Might did his best to turn his head to look at the little girl who was sitting on the edge of his bed and fell into thought. 'This little girl seems to have some kind of power quirk, I am not sure what it is, but she was able to do so much damage to All For One in a matter of seconds. If she were to grow up untrained, it would be a loss to society. And with the way my body is, I am basically useless… I guess there is no other choice.'

"Alright… you can stay with me. I will make sure you can gain a future. But promise me you will never do anything evil. That is all I ask."

Kali thought for a moment and nodded her head. "It's fine. As long as I got a roof over my head and food to eat, I will not do any crimes. I only did what I did before to survive and only ever robbed villains. To be honest…. Life is boring, and the only thing I find good about it is the food and pranking people."

These were her true feelings. She found villains and heroes weak and never cared to really deal with them unless they messed with her first. She only robbed when she needed money or food. Her street life may have been full of twists and turns, but she never felt fear or danger. Her quirk even allowed her wounds to quickly heal if she did get harmed. You could say her entire being was over the top when it came to quirks.

All Might smiled and slowly nodded his head. "Good. A hero is there to help the people. But one thing you need to watch is your language. Heros should not be so potty mouthed."

"Tch…" Kali clicked her tongue and lowered her head as she whispered: "Shitty old man."