Chapter 10
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'Going out almost at the middle of the night is dangerous for a pretty gu- I mean a girl, such as myself.' I think to myself.
'There should be at least some demons out today, but I can only defeat stray ones.'
'That reminds me...' I call the system.
*Hey system, do I get Exp from beating other beings?*
[Yes, but you have to kill them...]
'Ok... So I have to kill them huh.'
'Not my preferred solution, but sure. I got the cat after all.'
Although to an outsider the cat plush looks innocent, it's really a weapon of mass destruction.
'What would I get if I spun the gacha again?'
'Fuck it, let's sell my soul.' Joking to myself I call the system again.
*Hey system, one ticket is 600LP right?*
[Yes.]
*Then buy one now.*
[Buying a ticket...]
[Remaining: 2260LP]
*Spin the gacha....*
[Spinning gacha: .....]
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[Ding! You got an atomic bomb (1 use).]
(I'm not joking, that's what it landed on.)
'What. The. Fuck.'
[Note: The gacha is completely random. It's the same chance between a common and a legendary item.]
*But still, a fucking nuclear bomb. I don't even know how to turn it on.*
[When you say the word explode, the 5 minute countdown will begin.]
'Jezus Chris.' I quickly put the atomic bomb into the inventory.
'Like I'm ever going to use that, that was a complete waste of 600LP.'
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'Now it's time to hunt some demons.' I get my plush out of the inventory. It's so big that I need two hands to hold it.
I wear a normal surgery mask and prepare for the hunt.
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{Midnight}
'A lot of stray demons come out at this time.' Looking around I see a few of them in a group.
After a while, one of them goes to take a piss.
'This is the perfect time to attack.'
Following him to the alley, there seems to be nobody around.
I prepare to throw the cat plush at him, and at the time iIthrow I shout "HEY!"
Turning around, all the demon could see is a flying... Cat?
Knocking the demon unconscious I get near him.
'Now what, this can't do any real damage. It can only knock out people.'
I turn to find a solution, but there is nothing around. Only a rock.
So I pick up the rock and bash the demon's skull in. After a few hits, blood comes out of his head.
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'That was... Gross.'
[EXP: +50 (Low level demon.)]
*... System, I think you made a mistake.*
[Impossible.]
*Why is the Exp gain so low.*
[You got the trap system, not the fighting system. You will gain more experience from sexual encounters than from fighting.]
*...But still, why so low? And why didn't I get LP?*
[User is to be reminded that LP stands for Lust points.]
*Oh shit, I forgot... So I basically get nothing from fighting demons.*
[Correct.]
I look down and say a single word "Fuck."
"Hey, why are you taking so long!?" I hear the other stray demons coming closer.
'Fuck, I have to go.' Getting up, I run the different way, deeper into the alley until I see a wall.
Quickly climbing over it I see my apparent.
'This was really all for nothing.'
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Getting home, I see Issei sitting at the table.
"Is there something you need Issei." I look at her.
"We have no more food left, I thought you went to get some." She looks at me.
"... Issei."
"Yes?"
"It's the middle of the God damn night!" I yell at him.
Looking out the window she just says "Already?"
"I have been out for an hour."
'Jesus, I thought she was greeting smarter but I guess I was wrong.'
"I will get some food tomorrow." I continue to talk, but since Issei's attention span is bbasicallyzero she just starts to daydream.
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"Hey!" I yell at him again.
"What, I was thinking." He replies.
"Go to sleep, tomorrow is going to be your second task."
"Oh yea... I forgot about those." He just walks over to the bed and lies down.
'He looks kinda depressed.' Tomorrow I will help him with that, after she does my task.
"Also, if you complete tommorows task, you could go out for some hours." I say.
Finding new meaning in her life, she hurries to fall asleep.
Tomorrow will be fun.' Hehehehehehe'
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Sorry for the late chapter guys. Had a long day of school.
Anyway, what are thoughts about the chapter?
Also... Fisting, do you guys like it?
Till the next time, my perverted readers.
Also, a bit of a rushed one today.