70 Chapter Sixty-Nine

(Location: SSS SANTANA)

Amidst the golden morning sun, the SSS Santana was abuzz with activity, offering an array of experiences for its passengers.

In one of the lower decks, a unique dance class known as the "Absurd Dance Class" was about to commence.

As the participants gathered around, they noticed a person donning an adorable red panda mascot costume.

This was Claudia, the beloved mascot of the ship, known for her lively and entertaining performances.

However, the truth behind Claudia's persona remained a delightful secret – she was, in fact, a young woman who couldn't speak due to a voice-modifying device that made her sound just like a red panda.

A member of the cruise staff, Carla, acted as Claudia's voice, skillfully conveying her instructions and enthusiasm.

"Hello, everyone! Welcome to the Absurd Dance Class!" Carla's voice, mimicking Claudia's playful tone, echoed through the room. "Let's get ready for some hilariously unique dance moves!"

Among the eager participants were Jayden and Lola, who had signed up for the class with curiosity.

As the dancing began, Claudia demonstrated the first move, "The Wobbly Octopus," with exaggerated enthusiasm.

As Jayden attempted to mimic the quirky steps, he couldn't help but notice Claudia's infectious joy while prefixing said dance move.

He smiled, thoroughly enjoying the dance class. Little did he know that the red panda mascot had her heart fluttering every time he smiled or laughed.

Meanwhile, Lola embraced the absurdity with her characteristic zeal, executing the dance moves with flair. Her energy and laughter were contagious, brightening up the entire room.

With each new dance step introduced – "The Silly Penguin Slide," "The Spinning Unicorn Gallop," and many more – the atmosphere became filled with laughter and camaraderie.

Participants were fully immersed in the joyful experience, each step bringing them closer together.

Amidst the laughter and dance, Claudia occasionally stole glances at Jayden, her red panda eyes conveying a mix of admiration and shyness.

As the class progressed, Jayden and Lola found themselves building delightful memories with their fellow dancers.

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Finally, as the dance class came to a close, Jayden and Lola joined the other participants in expressing their gratitude to Claudia.

"Thank you for the wonderful experience," Jayden said warmly, his eyes meeting Claudia's red panda gaze.

Carla, as Claudia's voice, responded with cheerful enthusiasm, "I'm thrilled that you all had a fantastic time! Remember, life is full of surprises, and sometimes, embracing the absurd can lead to the most magical moments."

As the participants dispersed, Jayden and Lola made their way to the ship's deck.

As the SSS Santana continued its journey, Claudia remained content in her red panda costume, cherishing the special moments she shared with Jayden from behind the guise of her secret crush.

....

As Harley Quinn explored the ship, she couldn't resist the urge to show off her shiny blue rock to anyone who would give her even the slightest attention.

And right now she was showing off to two kids.

The kids' eyes widened in awe as she twirled the rock in her hand, captivating them with its mysterious glow.

"Wow, that's so cool!" one of the kids exclaimed.

"Hehe, you like it, huh?" Harley giggled, pleased with the reaction.

As she continued on her merry way, a sense of mischief overcame her.

As she was playing with the rock, she accidentally let it slip from her fingers. The rock bounced against the edge of a laundry chute before disappearing into the darkness below.

"Oh no! My shiny precious!" Harley gasped dramatically, pretending to be distraught.

But before she could contemplate how to retrieve it, her crazy spirit took over. Without hesitation, she held her nose and decided to follow her rock into the depths of the laundry chute.

Down she went, her red and black pigtails flying behind her as she descended through the chute.

Finally, with a soft thud, she landed in a pile of used towels and linens at the bottom.

"Ta-da!" she announced to no one in particular, chuckling at her own daring escapade.

Just as she was about to pop out of the pile, she heard hushed voices coming from the entrance. Intrigued, she ducked back into the bins and listened attentively.

"Is everything in place for the exchange?" one man asked.

"Yeah, the boss has secured the package. The meet-up is tonight on deck %#£#," another voice replied.

Harley's heart skipped a beat. This was no ordinary conversation.

These men were talking about a secret exchange taking place on the cruise ship, and she had just stumbled upon their plot.

A grin spread across her face as she realized the potential for chaos and excitement.' Bad Harley, you promised to behave for this trip...buuut if something goes wrong Jayden and everyone on the cruise could be in danger.'

The voices continued, discussing the details of the exchange, but Harley couldn't catch everything they were saying.

She reached for her trusty hidden mallet, considering whether to reveal herself and put an end to their plans or to continue gathering information.

Before she could decide, an accidental clatter nearly blew her cover. She quickly stifled her giggles, pressing her hand to her mouth to silence any noise.

Thankfully, the men remained oblivious to her presence, and she listened on.

Their conversation revealed that this exchange involved a valuable item of unknown nature, and it was clear that the mafia members were planning something big.

Once the men had left the room, Harley couldn't contain her excitement. "Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!" she whispered to herself, her blue eyes shining with mischief.

After Harley waited for them to leave, she quickly retrieved the shiny blue rock she had found earlier and set out to find Ivy.

She made her way to their shared room, hoping to share the information she had overheard.

To her surprise, Ivy wasn't there, and neither were Selina or Lola. Frowning, Harley wondered where they could have gone.

"Guess Ivy's out and about. I'll find her later," Harley murmured to herself, her curiosity piqued by the mysterious events she had stumbled upon.

Deciding to check on Jayden, Lola, and Selina, Harley made her way to their shared room.

She knocked a few times, but there was no answer. Fortunately, she had managed to acquire a master key from one of the cruise members on the first day, and with a sly grin, she decided to use it.

As the door creaked open, Harley stepped inside, looking around. "Hello? Anyone home?" she called out playfully, half-expecting her friends to jump out from behind a corner.

But the room was eerily quiet and empty. "Okay, that's weird," she mumbled, scratching her head in confusion. With Ivy still missing, she was at a loss for where her friends could be.

As she was about to leave the room, something completely magical happened.

[Que Funky Music:Rupert Holmes – Escape

(The Piña Colada)

[I was tired of my lady,🎶

We'd been together too long,

Like a worn-out recording,

Of a favourite song.]🎵

As she walked past a door, it automatically swung open, revealing a mesmerizing sight.

Music started playing, and soft lights illuminated the room like a radiant halo.

"Whoa, what's going on here?" Harley's eyes widened in amazement as she stepped closer to the source of the enchanting lights and music.

[If you like piña coladas,🎵

And gettin' caught in the rain,

If you're not into yoga,

If you have half a brain.]🎵

And there it was – a golden toilet, glistening like a precious treasure in the dimly lit room.

Harley's jaw dropped in astonishment. She had never seen anything quite like it in her life.

"Talk about bathroom goals!" she exclaimed, unable to tear her eyes away from the captivating sight.

The seat of the golden toilet even automatically lifted up, as if inviting her to sit upon it. "This is too crazy to be real," Harley chuckled, still half-believing she might be in a vivid dream.

She stood there in disbelief and without thinking twice, she plopped down on the golden toilet like it was a throne fit for a queen.

[🎶So I waited with high hopes,

And she walked in the place,

I knew her smile in an instant,

I knew the curve of her face.]🎶

As she sat there, a small compartment on the side of the toilet opened, revealing an assortment of luxurious toiletries and scented oils.

"What do we have here?" Harley grinned, reaching for the scented oils and sniffing each one like a connoisseur of fragrances.

Harley couldn't believe her luck. Her eyes were wide with wonder and excitement, She had never seen anything quite like it in her life.

"It's like a magical throne of splendour!" Harley exclaimed to herself, barely able to contain her enthusiasm.

The lights around the toilet twinkled like stars in the night sky, and soft music played in the background, creating an enchanting atmosphere. It was as if the toilet itself was tempting her to stay forever.

"Well, ain't this a sight to behold! Who knew you could feel like royalty just by sitting on a toilet?" she mused with a grin.

As she sat there, another small compartment on the side of the toilet opened, revealing an array of chocolates and even a mini Tv.

"Oooh, fancy!" Harley cooed, reaching out to inspect the assortment of high-end products.

She couldn't help but imagine herself as a glamorous movie star, getting ready for a grand red carpet-event.

"Harley Quinn, the queen of extravagance!" she declared dramatically, holding up a bottle of scented oil like it was a prized possession.

She had completely forgotten her main purpose for coming there and instead had decided to play with the magical Golden Toilet instead.