Cannibal.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Except I find that it's infinitely better poisoned, especially ingested by the enemy of one's choosing. Now don't get me wrong there are definitely better methods of poison, but I daresay poisoning food just has that classic edge to it.
Tetrodotoxin, Amatoxin, Polonium, & my favorite Belladonna. I prefer things not to get to messy or difficult so I find that the reliable four get the job done. Now, you may be wondering 'who is this crazy but very intelligent person, and what in the hell do they do with these poisons?!' Well, first and foremost my intelligence is what I can only assume a product of both an amazing set of genes and a creatively inclined persona. The other half of that question is quite simple, my name is Adelaide Ymir, and yes I am a contracted killer. Mercenary, Assassin, or Agent of death. No matter the name, my job description is really rudimentary. Receive a target, then take out said target. Which answers the second question, of what I do with the poisons. However after all the targets, and all the time I've had, there is one assignment that I have vowed to complete. So as I said revenge is a dish best served poisoned, and in this case the people I'm serving it to are the insidious Sterlings.
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