Where's the sitter

I'm John the top assassin I get in I get out. I've I've taken targets I close range to 500 meters. But this all changes one day ight let me explain. It was a normal job take out the husband and wife the records said no kid I'll make sense later but anyways I took out my targets dispose of every thing then remember they "Have no kids." I hear cry. I go to check on it and it's a kid I mean no shit" But like the paper said no kid thou. "I said." What do I do with I.. *phone rings* " Ugh hello yo there's a

ki... "Yo John we got like six jobs for you to do I'll send the addresses you said you wanted non-stop work well you got ok cool byyyye." *phone hangs up* (fyi im single so i work alot i mean there's no reason to go home thou.) "This is great I got a child that i cant take to HQ and i cant just leave it here that just cold." "I'll take with me til I find out what to do with it ."