1 Reincarnation
"Ugh!" I moan as I plop down into my car.
Another day, another round of BS from the management team. They've been super anal about procedure and safety ever since the accident. A few days ago, there was a massive car-er truck accident in the apartment complex I work at. A 16 wheeler slammed right into this dude's house as he was going out the door and killed him.
Strange thing is, no one was inside the Truck and it was unregistered with no license plate on it. Everyone assumed it had something to do with drugs and Adam, our unlucky tenant, was killed in a case of mistaken identity or something. His neighbors are probably drug dealers with all the 'visitors' they have over and the fact that their apartment smells like marijuana all the time.
Our morning maintenance worker Ted, saw the whole thing go down since he had to fix a hole in the wall, but was luckily back at his car when the crash happened. He lived because he forgot his mask.
'They say masks save lives, but this is ridiculous!' I think back to the dark joke I had said to lighten the mood.
Yeah, not the best idea if the write-up I'm holding is any indication. I just want to go get some fast food and head home. I could Doordash it, but it's just down the street to Phil's so I'll just run by real fast. Gotta get gas too.
After lamenting the worst working week I've had since I started, I start the car engine and begin to back up. I look both ways thrice since the dang Miller's kids like to run around the parking lo acting like hooligans and I don't want to run them over.
After pulling out of the parking lot, I bust a U-ee (make a U-Turn) and head to the gas station about a block away, but just as I'm entering the intersection...
*BANG!!!!*
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"Did someone get the plate of the truck that hit me?" I ask aloud. I am sitting in a large open grass field making lame jokes as to not have a panic attack at the situation I find myself in.
"No. Truck-kun doesn't have license plates" A beautiful voice responds from behind me. It sounds like bells jingling and sweeter than honey.
I turn my head to spot a beautiful sapphire blue-haired woman with Sky-Blue eyes sitting on a little white garden chair observing me. She is a cute little thing, probably starting no higher than 1.4 meters (4ft 6in) tall, wearing a white flowing summer dress and a straw hat with an off-white flower on it.
"And who might you be? I'm something of an Otaku myself, so I have an idea, but you don't look like Aqua to me..." I say, trying to goad her into speaking.
"...ob..." She mutters with a red face as she looks down. Her straw hat blocking my view of her.
"What?" I say out loud.
"I SAID MY NAME IS ROB!" She shouts with teary eyes and a beet-red face.
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"Anyway..." I say after a few awkward moments "I'm Charles Marriott, like the hotel chain. Nice to meet you" I say. I swear I saw her mouth twitch for a moment but I put it to the back of my mind.
"Huugggghhhhh....." She sighs heavily before looking at me again. "anyway, yes, just like your thinking, this is your lucky day. You get to reincarnate into another world. Yippie..."
"Are... are you okay?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Alright then. Mind if I ask a few questions first?" I ask as I get more excited.
"Go ahead, but I'm just going to answer your questions for you before you ask them with my Omniscience. Yes, anime worlds exist and you can go to them. You get 10 wishes. No there are no limitations and no one is going to judge you or punish you for your actions. No, you won't encounter any reincarnators other than yourself unless you wish for that."
I raise my hand with a single finger and open my mouth to say something, but then close my mouth as I have nothing more to ask. 'Damn she is scary!' I thought.
"Well the last guy I decided to be civil with gave me this ridiculous name, so I've decided to change up my approach." She stated. 'Great she can read my mind too, will I guess she said she was Omniscient, so it should be easy for her I guess.' I think to myself.
"Yup"
"Ok then... now what world am I going to go to... WAIT A MINUTE!" I yell as I realize something. "If your Omniscient, can't you just know what my wishes are and grant them before I even ask!?"
"Nah. I'm Omniscient and Omnipotent, but the system that grants your wishes isn't. You have to state them clearly and consciously. Here's a hint, the system can be tricked slightly if you wish for something, you can have multiple conditions on that wish without wasting another wish on it. The last guy really abused this, but he was pretty smart and didn't ask for anything too absurd, so I allowed it." She said.
I raised my eyebrow. "Your pretty nice aren't you. You could've just not told me that and I would have never known."
"Nah, you're going to do the same thing, but since your wishes are bigger, I thought I should clarify before you do something stupid."
"I-if I may... what did I wish for, for you to give me this warning?" I ask nervously.
"You wished to be reborn into your world. Then you wasted two wishes, one on being male, and the other on your species." She looked at me with a slightly amused smile. "So just combine them all into one."
"Right... ok." Now I have to figure out which world to go to. DxD, Naruto, One Piece, Fate...
"If you can, try not to pick the nasuverse. Ayla and Gaia always come up with ways to kill or enslave the reincarnators and then complain about it to us anyways." She says.
"Wait! So if I ask to reincarnate into a fantasy world with divine or god-like beings in it, they will kill me!?!"
"No. Only Alya and Gaia do that. Other divine entities either don't notice or don't care. Its only because of the dumb actions of other reincarnators that those two even keep an eye out for them. Did you know, half of the counter-guardians in that universe are reincarnators from our system. Crazy right!?"
"Yeah... so I guess fate is out. Hmm... so many worlds, so little time."
"Why not wish for multiverse travel?"
"Its chilche and why do that when I can just wish for what I want from other universes here?"
"Fair enough."
"The problem I am having right now is that there are a few worlds I'd like to go to but they are permanent worlds. Worlds that I will spend either the majority of my time in, or have to spend thousands of years in at least."
"Why not just mix worlds. We do that for reincarnators who want to reincarnate into slice-of-life worlds all the time" She said, amused slightly at the soul before her.
"Wait! You said I can mix worlds and there are no limits to my wishes and no consequences for my actions right!?!"
"Y-yes..."
"Excelent" I say as I begin to rub my hands together in a cartoonishly evil villain way. Rob gets a huge anime-style sweatdrop on her left forehead as she watches me chuckle to myself.
"Alright! I wish for..."
