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A/N: Read 10 chapters ahead in my P a T r E o N

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Kaede was sitting at one of Ichirakku's tables after having talked with Teuchi about the timelines and all

"Man, I wish something cool happened…" she muttered as she got up and left

"Maybe it will" Teuchi smiled mysteriously as he heard her words

"Stop ruining the surprises dad…" Ayame deadpanned at her dad's try at being mysterious

"C'mon…" Teuchi said 'depressed'

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Looking at the world from the inter-multiversal space a blue haired man was listening in to the conversation.

"You sure they are technically another Rimuru? They don't look like it."

He said to seemingly no one, but after some time he seemed to have got an answer somehow

"Well since you say so. Might as well drop by and say hi. Not every day you get to meet another reincarnator that chose to be a Rimuru."

Taking one final glance at the remaining ramen stall he sighed as he saw Teuchi meet his eyes.

"Freaking sage of six bowls."

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Walking outside of the ruins of the once great village, Kaede had a strange feeling

'Feels like something is watching me…is it Teuchi?'

<Negative> Ceres denied the possibility

if it WAS Teuchi, Kaede wouldn't have felt it

'strange…'

"Honestly I was paying more attention to the ramen dude. To think that the sage of six bowls was real all along." Someone said as 'he' popped out of nowhere.

Kaede heard a voice ahead of her, and before she saw who it was she jumped back

'Someone who can evade my senses?' she asked incredulous

In front of her stood a man with blue hair and a silly face, making her confused

"Yo! Nice to meet ya."

'... did this freak appear out of nowhere and just 'yo' me?'

<Yes>

'...-_-'

"Who are you?" she asked

"Have you ever seen that spiderman meme where they point at each other? Well, my name is Rimuru Tempest. Nice to meet ya."

Kaede looked at the now named Rimuru with suspicion

"Rimuru, no surname, nice to meet you creep

And if you are indeed Rimuru, then why is your tone different from his?" Kaede asked with increasing suspicion

"Yeah, well if you are Rimuru why don't you have blue hair? I am technically Rimuru Tempest but also not really. Same as you." He said while shrugging.

"... don't remind me damn it! I lost all my honor the day I betrayed the blue hair gang!

So, you are a reincarnator, huh? What was your deal? Rob, truck or just luck?

"Yes." he answered all at once.

"What do you mean, yes?"

"All of the above!"

"No shot! Really?

What did ROB look like? Also, what did you wish for?" Kaede asked in quick succession, her interest having been picked

"Can't really remember his face… and he… didn't give me any wishes other than were to reincarnate and who…"

Kaede sensed Rimuru's lie with [Emotion sensing] and frowned

"You are hiding something…" She said while narrowing her eyes at him

"Spit it out! What did you wish for?"

"Yeah yeah, well I technically didn't get a wish. Just some minor changes."

Kaede sensed Rimuru wasn't being completely honest and narrowed her eyes

"I mean, I don't really have the same 'Child' Look as the Og, do I?"

'Suspicious… wait, no way' she thought of a stupidly pervese thing

"Haha, man

Gotta be honest here, I actually thought you asked to have a 'little brother', really

My mind is so stupid sometimes, who would waste a wish for literal god to such a stupid thing?" Kaede said in between laughs, finding it too funny that his words could be misinterpreted

"Man, you must have a really perverse mind."

Kaede shrugged

"Not my fault one of my 'friends' kept transforming himself into a naked woman whenever he got the chance" Kaede said, obviously meaning Naruto

"Naruto? That reminds me. What the hell happened to this world? Good ol' village in the leaf is all destroyed."

Kaede begun to look away while whistling

"No clue~

Jokes aside. This was Boruto's timeline. It HAD to be destroyed"

'And if you disagree I will force you to watch Boruto 10 times over :)'

"Oh well, not my multiverse, not my problem. I already did enough rebuilding for a lifetime. Got anything to do? I am technically on vacation."

"Oh right, there was a Milim on your universe… rip your walls"

(A/N: oh Kaede, only if you knew...)

"... to be honest, I am currently outside my timeline searching for some new skills, I have got a time one from Roran and was thinking of exploring the other not so known places of the ninja world, you up to it?

Also, I already have some bijuu skills from my timeline, if you want you can have them"

"Nah, I am good. But I'll join for some time. Gotta pick up the kids from Doraemon world before they destroy it. Poor Guy didn't know what he got himself into when he accepted to babysit… Actually, maybe my kids would like some pets."

" *blink blink*

Kids? But aren't you a slime?" Kaede asked, her previous insane assumption being believable now

"Do you have a Ciel? Or I guess a great sage? She can make anything possible. Well, at least mine can. I don't know if you went a different evolution route. "

"Wow, you are so creative with names. I am impressed!

And no, I went with the uncreative option of naming my lord of wisdom Ceres"

'Ceres, is what he said true?'

<Negative, we can shapeshift you to have… that, but it wouldn't make you able to have kids>

'oh my~ such a lewd slime wished for god to have a d, ahaahahahahha!' Kaede laughed a lot mentally, but outside her face didn't change at all

(Quick note, Bonvoyage's Rimuru did ask for a D but he didn't ask to be fertile, so I do attribute having kids and doing so without losing strength to Ciel rather than the wish. Plus it wasn't really a wish that he got but a small request to modify something slightly.)

"You should see the people I tried to name by myself. Good ol' Gutmut and Muruk, absolute legends. And don't get me started on the goblins…"

"God...

good thing my naming sense is still alive…" Kaede shivered imagining having such names

'Gotta thank whoever named me Rimuru'

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On a distant world

<*Sneeze*>

'Again? You ok Ciel?' Rimuru(Original) asked in concern

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"Well, I'll let you know that Gutmut and Muruk are quite proud of their names. They are absolute legends back in Tempest….. Yeah, I also named the empire Tempest. Very creative I know."

Kaede facepalmed at Rimuru's words

"Gosh… I think Touka and Blizzard would skin me alive if I named them such names…

And who are you kidding? They are monsters, name them Poopy and they will be happy!" argued Kaede

"Tell that to Winnie the Poo, while he was grateful for the name he wasn't happy with it. Not my fault he was a blonde bear-folk who liked honey. But well, I let Ciel handle giving names now."

"Anyway, perverted slime…"

"Perverted?" He asked

"Let's pretend you never used your polymorphic body for anything lewd and change subjects" Kaede said, with a judging stare

"Ah, that. Well, you will understand once you get someone you love. Plus it is quite fun to be a parent. Raising the insectars and being a teacher was the thing that made me want to have kids of my own. Hell, I even adopted Zegion and Silk."

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Kaede and Rimuru 'walked' to their next destination

And Yes, By walked I mean Kaede and Rimuru raced each other while keeping teleport and time skills out of the equation

While Rimuru had covered himself with lighting and was periodically transforming into lighting in order to do large leaps.

Kaede had a cyan chakra cloak (tenseigan chakra mode) that had spots of orange (Kurama mode) and 7 insect wings on her back (Chomei) while flying way above the speed limit

Meanwhile, the survivors and escapees of Konoha were hiding at Hoshigakure, since hoshi was once helped by Naruto and his troupe

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"So, where are we actually going to?"

"We are going to catch them all!" Kaede said, meaning the bijuus and humming the Pokemon opening

"I see professor oak taught you well."

"I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause" Kaede sang

"I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside" Rimuru continued

""Pokemon!"" they both said

"haha, not bad for a perverted slime…"

"Not bad for a blue hair gang betrayer."

'This guy… I so wanna just throw a bijuudama at his face…' Kaede thought as she was getting fed up with Rimuru's not so creative jokes

"Oh, we are here~" Kaede said as she saw a village hidden on the clouds, on top of a big mountain

"You gonna destroy this one too?"

"What do you take me for?" Kaede asked in fake hurt

"Wait here a bit

Za Warudo!" Kaede screamed as she stopped time with... [Time]

"Funnily enough this is not my first time hearing that. Guy Crimson stole it first." Rimuru said completely unaffected by the frozen time.

"Why am I not surprised?..." Kaede said in an annoyed tone

'Ehh… he can morph his body, seems like he can also time stop, or he wouldn't be able to talk right now…

If he can also become invisible I will honestly think he is the main character of a hentai fic, instead…' Kaede thought as she deadpanned

Honestly, Rimuru is looking more suspicious by the second in her eyes

Using the stopped time, Kaede quickly got a hold of the Hachibi, because that is just so easy

She left his ego behind, cause he will just seem to have lost some strength out of nowhere like this

Rimuru saw Kaede go down and find a famous character, Killer B and use a strange skills on him

He was enveloped by a strange dark swirl, similar to something Rimuru knew, but was releases not long after with a obvious loss of energy

Rimuru had a thoughtfull face for one moment after seeing the [Devourer Of Gods] skill, but it quickly vanished

"Yo, I'm back" Kaede said as she appeared next to Rimuru and let time flow again

"Yo, good to see my speech patterns are catching on."

'Ceres, can I kill him?' Kaede asked annoyed to an new extreme

'Damn it!'

Kaede's face twitched, and Rimuru obviously noticed that

"Is that all? How many pet– I mean Bijuu do you have left."

"Four

The 2 tailed cat

The 4 tailed hiruzen… I mean monke

The 5 tailed… horse? I don't really know what he is

And the 6 tailed slug

To be honest… I know where they are because my bijuu skills have telepathy and stuff, but it is just so annoying to go after them…"

'That is, not counting I have to get that other 10 tails that that otsutsuki guy has in some weird dimension'

"Don't you have a way to teleport to them?" Rimuru asked the obvious

"And what is the fun in that?" Kaede said as if she didn't say it was a bother seconds ago

"You get to say 'nothing personal kid' before eating them." Facts got out of Rimuru's mouth

"The word is 'absorb', I am not a perverted slime like you who teleports behind someone and eats them" Kaede said with a teasing smirk

"So is this a road-trip situation or a speedrun situation?"

"Neither.

One thing I have recently discovered with the whole Konoha ordeal is

Letting your subordinates do stuff for you is awesome in a certain way…" Kaede commented, and who would understand this better than Laziness incarnated (Delegation king himself.), Rimuru?

"Heyo, you two, help me on this

Also, Arise" Kaede called out and her shadow flickered and Touka, Blizzard and her new Shadow warrior, Indra emerged

"You called, My lord?" Indra said as he kneeled

"Help in what-nya?" Touka asked before she noticed Rimuru standing there

"?" Blizzard just tilted her head and didn't ask anything

"Man, you are just full of surprises aren't you. Got a bunch of original skills."

Rimuru snapped his fingers and suddenly everyone was transported in front of a gigantic sand racoon.

"I'll show you how it is done."

Using some skill Rimuru made a pokeball appear in his hand.

"Okay, so… i already have this one, dumbass…" Kaede deadpanned at Rimuru's failed attempt to act cool

"I said I was gonna catch some pokemon, i mean pets for my kids. Dumbass." Rimuru said as his royal like outfit changed to that of a pokemon trainer.

"Sure…" Kaede looked at Rimuru as if saying, go ahead then

'This guy has some weird mentality... Himawari aside, what kid would want a Shukaku?'

'... Why didn't I think about that?' Kaede was surprised at the obvious answer she missed

"Heyo, while the dumbass goes after the racoon, can you two take on the six tails while Indra takes the monke?" Kaede askes her subordinates as she stopped paying attention to Rimuru for a bit

Shukaku turned as he noticed the sudden sound behind him only to get smacked in the face by a small red orb. A small red orb that resembled a pokeball. Yet it was actually quite the scary implement Rimuru, probably Ciel and his over powered skills

A temporal and space prison.

In a few moments the towering racoon vanished as the ball fell to the ground.

Shaking three times before letting out a small ding.

"Gotta catch them all." Rimuru said while Kaede was facepalming

"... I can do that as well, you know?" Kaede said as she made some weird looking seals mid air, and created a pokeball with [Hephaestus]

She engraved the seals on it and threw it away

"Boring stuff" Kaede said as she rewinded time on the ball to erase it from existance

Finally getting on his nerves Rimuru deadpanned.

"Call me when you make your own universe. Kid, the simple fact you gotta go on a pokemon quest means you can't pop out bijuus from your imagination."

"Well, I can't make them yet, because I can't create living beings, but I am not far of it,

Also, you? Created a universe?

It must be a universe of only females then, cause you are a perv" Kaede shot back, finally having annoyed Rimuru made her day

"Ever heard of he who smelt it dealt it. I think the only perv here is you since being a perv is all you can think of." Rimuru said as he rubbed his temple

For some reason the fellow Rimuru (Kaede) in front of him had a special skill (or just enjoyed) to make people annoyed.

"ohhhhhh

The famous NO U, huh?

but the thing is… I never claimed not to be one" Kaede killed Rimuru's argument with the best method to do so:

Accepting it as truth

"Shit, you got me there." Rimuru said as he raised his hands in mock surrender.

Kaede smirked victoriusly, having won this childish debate

"okay now, you 3 go"

*Snap*

Kaede snapped her fingers and teleported Touka, Blizzard and Indra to the bijuus

"Hehe, the simple fact that they didn't get the job done during our argument means that I have the better subordinates. Good ol' diablo would have brought all the Bijuu in a blink. And speaking of which."

Rimuru snapped his fingers and disappeared leaving Kaede to talk to herself.

"Excuse me, are you comparing a cute bunny and cat, and ONE single shadow to a PRIMORDIAL DEMON?

What did you smoke before coming here?"

But only nothingness met her.

"... I will definitely kill him" Kaede made an empty treat, but she was dead serious on beating Rimuru up if possible

But the silence was broken by Rimuru appearing again and saying a final word before disappearing again.

"Git gud"

'You got it?'

<Of course! His Ciel can have more experience dealing with skills, but they run on magicules, not chakra like me!

Now we have his coordinates> Ceres said happily

"Good… good

Just you wait Rimuru… just you wait" Kaede said menacingly as she also teleported away, going after the remaining Bijuu

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Author's note:

Thanks to Bonvoyage for this crossover.

If you wanna see his Rimuru's POV, then go to his fic, he will release it someday

If you dont know his fic, then please go after it if you like Tensura, it is very well written and one of my recomendations

Well, that is it, see y'all!

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