55 55 -=Imminent danger=-
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A/N: Read 10 chapters ahead in my P a T r E o N
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"Okay you 3, since we have a new teammate I want you to introduce yourself" Kakashi said to his newly formed team
"Okay, I will go first then!
My name is Naruto Uzumaki, I like ramen, I dislike the 5 minutes that it takes to make ramen and losing someone. My dream is to be the hokage, believe it!"
"Childish..." Luna muttered
"Okay, we all know you Naruto, you are the main chara-*Cough* most annoying person on the village.
Sasuke, next" Kakashi said
"HEY!"
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I dislike people who think they have the right to say stupid things..." Sasuke started, his words having a clear target, or two... maybe even three
"I like something that is none of your business, and my dream is to restaurate my clan" He resumed, albeit he had some other objectives he wouldn't say to anyone
"Stupid" Naruto said
"What did you say Bakage?"
"You heard me idiot!"
"Before the two start their daily bickering, let's hear her introduction" Kakashi said while pointing to Luna
"I don't care about her" Sasuke said straightforwardly
"okay... I will let Sasuke off, just this once"
"Hn" Sasuke said horrendous things in Uchiha language, then turned his head away
"Okay... My name is Yue Kurama, but I prefer to be called Luna" Luna said
"I will call her useless 2, fits well with her" Sasuke said at the side
Kakashi and Naruto glared at him, but did nothing as he didn't push his offense
"uh...
I like genjutsus... that is about it
I dislike cheese, it is creepy
My dream is to-"
"Kill everyone" She said in a deeper tone, her other personality taking over just to ruin her introduction
"What?" Naruto asked confused
"Sigh... another one" Kakashi sighed, albeit he already knew of her... peculiarity
"See? we should just get rid of her before she gets rid of us!"
Sasuke pointed out, but who would take his suggestion seriously?
"... I mean, to be a-" Luna tried to cover her 'slip' but
"We don't care psycho, just get over it so we can go do some missions while you watch" Sasuke said coldly
And I mean... he isn't totally wrong, since Kurama clan members have weak bodies and can't do much manual labor
"Sasuke, just stop already" Kakashi said annoyed, he agreed with Sasuke but couldn't voice that out
worst possibility would be if Shizue heard about it...
"Nono, he is right... we need to do some missions to get to know each other better"
Luna said with a fake smile, this was one of the times she hated her second personality
it is almost as if it only existed to be inconvenient and make misunderstandings happen... wait a second
"Okay, if you say so... I have everything planned out already, so I took a mission in advance for us to go" Kakashi said while stroking his invisible beard
*sagely vibes intensifies*
"Cool, what is it?" Naruto asked energetically, Sasuke only decided to pay attention to it, cause he had no choice
Luna looked at Kakashi as if saying 'planned out my a##!' but outwardly said nothing
"It is a simple escort mission to the land of tea, he is an important merchant and is often targeted by some ninjas, so get prepared" Kakashi said simply skipping an important detail
"Sen...sei? what is the rank of this mission?" Luna asked
"B rank" Kakashi said, as if it wasn't important, and yeah, to him, Freaking Kakashi Hatake it was as easy as a c rank, but for Luna
"MY FIRST MISSION WILL BE A B RANK? ARE YOU HIGH? DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING?" She started to regret accepting to be put on this team
"Yeah, anything wrong?" Kakashi asked
"Our first c rank also turned into a b rank" Naruto remembered
"Uhm, maybe this one will go up to a rank?" Sasuke intentionally raised a flag
"Oh god... why did I accept to enter this team? they are a trouble magnet!" Luna said dramatically, bringing a smile to Sasuke's face involuntarily
'ihhhhh, the second one who is going insane... better distance myself, who knows if it is contagious?' Kakashi slowly got some distance from Sasuke
"I mean... what is the worst that can happen?" Sasuke decided one flag wasn't good enough, so he raised another one
I can sense danger and chaos
(Dbz opening 2 in PT-BR, since I don't know how it is in english)
"sigh... where it is again?" Luna accepted her fate and asked, since she only paid attention to the fact that she can die at her very first mission
"The land of tea" Kakashi answered
*Dun dun duuuuun*
"Did someone hear that?"
"hear what?"
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While running, Rimuru decided to have a random chat with [Isis]
'Hey Isis' he started
<yes?> answered Isis
'You can calculate a lot of things, right?' he asked
<Notice
I do> she said in a matter of fact way
'What id the weirdest things you can calculate? also, Family friendly' he clarified at the end, or the skill would tell him calculations about the size of someone... I mean height, you dirt minded fools
<Notice
I can calculate the chances of you stopping doing dumb things> came the answer
'Hey! what do you mean by that?' he frowned and asked back
<Notice chances of individual Uzumaki Naruto getting stronger after you beat him and let him live
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100%> Isis deducted
'Haha, that is obvious, but what do you mean let him live? I extracted his bijuu, shouldn't he die as a jinchurikki normally would?' Rimuru asked confused
<Notice
you absorbed individual Kurama without pressuring Naruto's chakra coils, so he survived> Isis explained
'What kind of bullshit is that?' Asked Rimuru and all the readers
<Notice
plot armor> Again, that damn skill
'Ohhh... makes sense...
give me another strange calculation then' Rimuru just moved on
not like he wouldn't have other chances
<Notice
the chances of you and individual Uchiha Sasuke to have a good relationship is...>
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Chance of cliffhanger
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100%
