50 50 -=Akatsuki, huh?=-
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A/N: Read 10 chapters ahead in my P a T r E o N
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"Walking around the forest
what ever will I see?
There is an idiot
That is following me!" Rimuru sang as he walked leisurely through the forest
It has been 2 days since he 'killed' the Sanbi and went away, his name and feats spread out like fire, kinda ironic since it was the country of WATER, but oh well
Rimuru noticed an idiot following him, so he sang a little song to annoy him
Who was following him? Why, it was Obito of course! As if that idiot wouldn't try to recruit such a powerful 'ninja' to the Akatsuki...
'This little...' Obito thought annoyed, albeit he wasn't a stealth specialist, he took pride in being hard to find, but Rimuru not only found him, he actually made fun of him, as if Obito wasn't even a treath to him
Which is true By The Way...
"So, you gonna come out now, or are you too shy?" Rimuru asked, with an infuriating smile
Obito took a deep breath as to not punch that face straight away, and appeared in front of Rimuru
"Hello, My name us Uchiha Mada-"
"Ohhh, one of the extinct clan? cool, you are the second I know"
"...Second?"
"Yeah, there was that girl that I met, what was her name again? Kaese... Kale...Kame...ka-"
"Uchiha Kaede..." Obito's face twitched behind his mask, he could tell Rimuru was making a fool of him
"Oh, yeah... That's the one, so what do you want Mada?" Rimuru took advantage of Obito having stopped saying his name midway, to make fun of him, of course
"My name isn't Mada, it is Madara...
And, I am here to ask you to join our organization" He explained
"Madera? what a weird name...
what is that organization all about? I am telling you already, if it is a political business I have no interest!" Rimuru said jokingly
"Sigh... Forget it, call me whatever
Our organization is called Akatsuki, and we aim to achieve global peace" Obito said
"Okay, mr. Whatever.
Red clouds on a dark sky, huh? poetic
Global peace? what a boringly generic goal..." Rimuru answered without truly answering anything
Obito's face twitched a lot behind his mask, he now felt what others felt when dealing with his 'Tobi' persona
"Poetic or not, I didn't choose the name
Global peace is a noble way of saying global domination, isn't it?
What is your answer?"
"I guess you are right... Anyhow, global peace or domination, I don't really care (You will all die before that anyway...)
So, why not?
Can I bring that girl that I talked about before as well? She seemed cool"
"...
...
Sure
After you deal with that, go to Amegakure, and I will meet you there"
*Swirling sounds*
And Obito was gone, not interested in being annoyed more
[Perfect clone]
Besides Rimuru, A clone appeared, it then transformed into Kaede and both began to walk towards Ame
'How should I deal with Itachi?
Kill him?... Nah, too merciful...
Torture him?... I am not good with such stuff, I would be better off doing something else...'
<You could turn him into a shadow warrior, maybe devour his essence?>
'Huh... now that I think about it, I don't really know all my possibilities, Hey Isis, tell me my ultimate skills and their effects'
Albeit the best way to deal damage to Itachi would be to kill Sasuke, Rimuru wasn't keen on that idea
<Affirmative
-[Uzumaki, lord of seals]
Adamantine chains
Sealing domain
Sealing mastery
Sealing talent
Vitality
-[Loki, lord of illusions]
Illusion domain
Illusion mastery
Illusion immunity
Illusion talent
Crafty one
>Cold one
>Schemer
-[Ashborn, lord of shadows]
Ruler's authority
Shadow extraction
Shadow preservation
Shadow exchange
Monarch domain (And dimension)
Shadow domain
Shadow manipulation
-[Isis, Lord of wisdom] that is me!
Thought acceleration
Analytical appraisal
Parallel operation
Hand seals annulment
All of creation
Future attack prediction
-[Heka, lord of protection]
Hivemind
Mindscape
Healer
Healing domain
Bless
Transfer (Power)
-[Devourer Of Gods]
Extreme gravity
God's wrath
Sentinels 0/3
God slayer inferno
Whispering death
Stealth
Intimidating presence
Absorb essence
>Devour
-[Shukaku, lord of the sands]
Sand control
Magnetic forces control
Chakra transfer
Tailed beast ball
Tailed beast telepathy
1 tail chakra reserves
-[Isobu, lord of water]
Coral production
Chakra transfer
Illusionary mist
Tailed beast ball
Tailed beast telepathy
Water control
3 tails chakra reserves
-[Kurama, lord of chakra] (Incomplete)
Negative emotion sensing (Separated into another skill)
Chakra transfer
Tailed beast ball
>Continuous
>Nine tails beam
Chakra cloak (Separated in another skill)
>1-9 Tail cloak
>Kurama cloak (Unavailable)
>Baryon cloak (Unavailable)
Sensor (Separated in another skill)
Chakra arms (Separated in another skill)
Tailed beast telepathy
8 tails chakra reserves (Half of Kurama's full chakra)
...
These are it, do you want me to go into detail?>
'No, thank you Isis'
(A/N: So, Kurama has as much chakra alone as the other 8 bijuus together, so I theorize that every tail has an exponential increase in chakra, with Kurama having twice that of Hachibi, and Hachibi having twice that of Chomei and so on and so on
That is why there is only 8, the incomplete parts of the skill will be complete when MC gets the yin half Kurama)
"Ah, I will just let him off for now, I need to make a good plan to deal with him later'
<Notice
You can use [Thought acceleration] to speed up the thought process by up to 1.000.000 times>
'Isis... let me be lazy, will ya?'
<Negative>
'Sigh... how long would it take to reach Ame at our pace?'
<3 weeks>
'Haah? that is too long...
Ah screw it, let's go there through the shadows' Rimuru quickly gave up the idea of walking to Ame and dived into his shadow, 'Kaede' followed him shortly after
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Amegakure
Akatsuki's 'hidden' base
"Got two new recruits" Obito said
"...
And who are they?" Konan asked not very interested
"Oh, no one special
Only the girl who broke Itachi's legs and the guy who killed the three tails recently" Obito said as if it was something normal
Though, his intention to shock Konan even if a bit, was in vain as she didn't express any emotion
'What the... is she really made of paper? never saw someone as expressionless as her...'
"Those two seem like useful recruits, try to not kill them, then" Konan said
"Oy, that is not very nice to say about someone..." Rimuru said annoyed
"Oh, look. Is that intangible idiot..." Kaede said 'recognizing' Obito
As both Kaede and Rimuru entered the room accompanied by one of Pain's paths
Turns out Pain noticed them entering the village, and after a brief talk, Pain brought them to the base, Madara trusted them after all, huh?
"Huh? How are you two here already?" Obito asked
"How are YOU here already?" Rimuru No U'ed Obito
"Now his voice is normal... is he going thought puberty? his voice is sometimes grave, sometimes really high pitched..." Kaede said deadpanned
"So... Can I get one of those cool robes?" Rimuru asked, while looking around
"You... sigh...
one was already annoying, now two?" Obito said in distress, he failed to notice Konan's slightly smirking at his misfortune
"Hey, what is your name?" Rimuru asked Konan, and Kaede also looked at her in 'curiosity'
"Konan" Simple and straightforward
"Konan, huh?
Blue hair gang!" Rimuru said in his ever so happy tone
"God... please no..." Obito stared at the scene in front of him in horror
God forbid Konan ended up as annoying as Rimuru
"Oy, can you bring Itachi here for a second? I need to break his neck next" Kaede approached Obito and asked
'This... is going to be a very annoying time at the Akatsuki...' Obito lamented
Little did he know that this is all part of the plan
Keikaku dori!
