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Text Messages : nine friends

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DateMeMinjoon

Yeonjun:

Guys please help!!!

Yeonjun:

This girl wont stop talking to me , she thinks i like her

Wonho:

Why ? You are kind of a fuckhead lol

Sejoo:

Right now, you guys are hella annoying me but could someone please buy me food

Yeonjun:

This is real issue here

Yeonjun:

I flirted back because that's how i talk but she thinks i'm gonna ask her out

Sejoo:

Is she dumb?

Wonho:

This is why i'm not doing well in school because i think i lose brain cells anytime i talk in this group chat.

Wonho:

OMG!!! We haven't added Hyunsik back .

Wonho:

See, this is a prime example of how i'm losing brain cells. I forgot my best friend

Wonho added Hyunsik to date me Minjoon

Hyunsik:

You have been failing before you started this group chat so don't even try.

Wonho:

Can we remove Hyunsik again?

Yeonjun:

This is about me -_-

Jae:

Yeonjun just tell her straight up that you don't feel the same .

Minjoon:

Areum!!!

Minjoon:

I straight up and say 'i don't feel the same'

Sejoo:

Uh-oh

JungJae:

A moment of silences for our fallen soldier KANG AREUM

Jae:

Gone but not forgotten

Yeonjun:

Areum please make out with me

Wonho:

What????

Jae:

Wtf yeonjun lmao

Sejoo:

Areum just do it

Areum:

Sejoo suck my ass -_-

JungJae:

Do it , it's a good move

Jae:

OMFG

Sejoo:

Meet me during lunch and pull your skirt down .

Sejoo:

A whole ass meat

Areum:

You kinky lil shit ;-)

Yeonjun:

Okay , Back to our regularly scheduled programming in which yeonjun needs a girl to make out with so that the weird one with horse notebook backs off.

Hyunsik:

Did you forget Jae is a girl

Yeonjun:

Eww i'm not going to kiss jae

Yeonjun:

She sells foot pics so i will be thinking of feet the entire time .

Jae:

Really???

Yeonjun:

I even have your name saved as feet girl .

Hyunsik:

Lmfao

Areum:

Lmao

Minjoon:

Lol

Sejoo:

Omf i have her name saved as feet girl too.

Wonho:

Isn't her name Jar

Wonho:

I have it saved as Jar

JungJae:

It is JAE you uncultured slut

Areum:

JungJae???You???Were???so???Innocent???and???cute???

Areum:

What happened my guy?

Hyunsik:

He hung out with me yesterday lmfao

Minjoon:

You told me you had to go for family meeting so you couldn't hang out with me yesterday JungJae

Minjoon:

I can't believe you were with Hyunsik

Hyunsik:

People do tend to like me more .

Yeonjun:

True. He has cool pants

Minjoon:

My pants can be cool

Areum:

You only wear sweat pants

Jae:

The gray ones which we can see your dick print through it .

Sejoo:

Is that what girls do when guys wear sweatpants?

Wonho:

Then wear normal pants KIM SEJOO

Sejoo:

Shut up

Sejoo:

My dick likes the attention .

Jae:

I know i check out guys when they wear gray sweatpants .

Areum:

Minjoon never wear gray sweatpants tho 

Areum:

Only has eyes for my man

Minjoon:

I hate you

Minjoon left the chat

JungJae added minjoon to Date me Minjoo

Minjoon:

Let me die in peace

Yeonjun:

You guys disgust me

Yeonjun:

So areum , will you help me out of my problem and make out with me ?

Hyunsik:

You disgust me even more

Areum:

Give me math answer for a week and i will do it .

Sejoo:

My boy yeonjun is gonna get some!!!

Areum:

No tongue tho!

Yeonjun:

No promises ;-)

Minjoon:

Is this prostitution?

Jae:

No , it is two friends helping each other out

Sejoo:

Do you guys wanna come over for game tonight.

Sejoo:

Only two more spot available! Areum's coming .

Areum:

Heck yeah!!! Get ready to eat my ass dudes

Sejoo:

Shut up !!! You suck at playing games

JungJae:

You know what else you can suck?

Areum:

Finish that sentence and you will be choking on your own dick right now Lee JungJae.

JungJae:

I will brings snacks and drinks for tonight's game.

Yeonjun :

I love you

JungJae:

Eww

Hyunsik:

You are my favorite

Sejoo:

You are a really Nagel

Jae:

Hahahaha

Areum:

That makes no sense

Sejoo:

I meant Angel

Jae renamed the group chat Just a couple of nagels.

I will be uploading a new chapter on MONDAYS and THURSDAYS. So it will be two chapters a week.

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