CHAPTER 1.1 I GUESS

"Hey, you idiot, not again. You can't do this."

"Hahaha, you don't tell me what I should do."

As always, it was the usual scene in the city of Miltonia. Everyone was chasing 10-year-old Junnu, who was running with a wooden basket he had probably stolen, or more accurately, taken, as Junnu calls it. Oh, and by the way, if you're wondering who is narrating the story, well, it's the person whose basket he has stolen.

"Junnu, you bastard, where the hell do you think you are going?"

"Catch me if you can, fish poop! Hahahaha!"

Now, I know, I know, you must be wondering, what kind of name is that. Well, to be frank, it's not. I am Fishpu. And—

"Who the hell are you calling FISHPOOP, you BASTARD?!"

"You must be getting tired, huh, JUNNU? Also, we are nearing Death Valley Forest; you really don't wanna go there."

"I don't care, poopy, but today I am gonna savor this basket."

Now, you must be thinking, what kind of idiot is he to eat the basket. No, he is talking about the things inside the basket. He is an orphan, dirt-poor, and doesn't have a godfather or godmother, for that matter. Not like someone whose parents left them a big fortune with plenty of protectors. But yeah, he shares something in common with him, that he is famous but not for good reasons, of course. He steals most of the time, but only food. No one really cares because they pity him, unlike someone who was treated poorly in his village. And both of them have one thing in common—causing trouble to get attention.

Normally, I would never go near Death Valley, and I wouldn't chase him for stealing my food. But there are two reasons I am doing this, and the first one is not so serious. Those fruits and food contain drugs in them, whose overdose can kill. And second—

"I dare you TO CALL ME POOPY AGAIN, FUCKER!"

Some village elderly : "I don't think we should go there, soul eaters will be there, we shouldn't go."

And, of course, as soon as we heard that. We stopped. Well duh, nobody wants to die. And, if you are wondering if I am the only one doing drugs smuggling, then why are they getting involved. Well, it's obvious, but we all make that and smuggle that.