1 Ted is gay?

I walked through the front door after work and yelled honey Im home! But no answer... So I searched the house to try and find her, Maybe have some evening sex? But as I go to the closet I see a shadow. Thinking it was my wife I started creeping towards her. Standing just an inch away. I whisper "Hey baby wanna fuck?" But to my suprise It wasnt her... IT WAS TED. He started stroking my cock and saying If you scream I will shove my sniper up your ass. So I did as he said. I just let it happen. Untill I saw my wife dead in a corner. It was just such a suprise that I was filled with joy. I started dancing and screaming thank you ted now we can finally be together.